total fools. it’s “class AN idiot”

F{X} = T

F = the number of exams your child fails due to not finishing on time

T = the threshold number of failures at which the teacher begins to take ADHD seriously

X = minimum number of exams your child must fail

You have 1 hour to solve for X starting….. now

Wait, you can get them without salt?!

There are enough extremists out there comping at the bit to play race cop that ICE may only have to host a single job fair to fill staffing positions. Two, tops.

My dinner party last night was a disaster. Thanks a lot for that.

Have a little more patience for VHS’s Muffin Man

Gray's Anatomy needs an updated edition.

Ok, that actually makes a sort of sense. Tony’s isn’t known for its charm.

Where was that taken? I don’t recognize the location.

ₚᵢ꜀ₖₗₑₛ

Sinister? Really? Sure, he’s immoral, deceitful, corrupt, malevolent, depraved, conniving, and a detriment to democracy worldwide, but sinister? …ok, I see it now.

Yeah, I wouldn’t put it past most media orgs to ripoff independent journalists, but it seems outta character for AP News. Wait and see if they publish a correction, I suppose.