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Devin Patrick
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Plays in dirt.
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Scene from Star Trek: Lower Decks where Boimler is told “Watch out, giant ham sandwich incoming.”
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Critical Success at the Fort Collins Comic Con! #FC3 #USSCordilleran
August 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Fort Collins Comic Con was a huge success today! So many amazing artists and creatives. Can’t wait for tomorrow! #FC3
August 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Having a cat AND a girlfriend means I never get to wear the comfy clothes.
A cat laying on a grey sweater in a felt box on a bench decorated with blue and green flowers.
February 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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(Same for Fort Collins if you happen to be up that way)
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January 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Be sure to join the Denver feed for a convenient view of all things Denver.
January 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Honestly surprised the Reuters give him a job after all the felonies.
Paragraph from an article published on eff.org titled “United States v. Matthew Keys” It reads: “The case arises out of Matthew Keys turning over the username and password of the content management system of his former employer, the Tribune Company, to members of Anonymous in an online chat room. An individual going by the name of “Sharpie” then used the credentials to log into the Tribune Company's content managemen system and made some relatively silly changes to an Los Angeles Times article—such as changing the title from “Pressure builds in house to pass tax-cut package” to “Pressure builds in House to elect CHIPPY 1337.” The original article was restored in approximately 40 minutes, and the Tribune Company blocked access to its content management system.”
January 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Black cat in car screaming “I don’t want to participate in society.
January 2, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Yeah, I’m pretty sure it wasn’t suppose to do that.
New York Times headline: 1 Dead After a Cybertruck Explodes Outside the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas At least seven people were injured, the authorities said. Elon Musk said that the vehicle was functioning properly.
January 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Yeah, I’m pretty sure it wasn’t suppose to do that.
New York Times headline: 1 Dead After a Cybertruck Explodes Outside the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas At least seven people were injured, the authorities said. Elon Musk said that the vehicle was functioning properly
January 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Image of Rodney Dangerfield in a suit against a pink background: “Can I take your wife? Please?
December 31, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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Billy Quiz-boy from Venture Bros
December 31, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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Hot take for all the Manifest Destiny dweebs out there: William Walker was a tiny headed bitch.
An oil on canvas portrait by George Dury depicting William Walker as a tiny headed bitch.
December 24, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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The thing about old European hotels is that sometime the attic room sucks, and other time you get a surprise patio at no extra cost.
Woman stepping out of her hotel window onto a metal staircase leading to a flat roof. In the window sill next to her is a glass of white wine. A hotel window with a metal staircase leading to a flat rooftop.
December 2, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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Came out perfectly. No notes. 👌
A picture of stuffed mushrooms, but upside down. A pair of metal tongs hold a single mushroom in the foreground.
November 26, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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House cat standing in a single beam of light.
November 25, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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A canonized pet is pretty awesome. Mice and birds simply flock to him.
Small house cat standing in a sunbeam in a dark room.
November 23, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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Insufferable (and blocked).
Image of a skeet. Don Lemon: “Good Morning Bluesky (blue heart emoji)” Ashleyb2020: “TRUMP WON.”
November 23, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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Always know that you are loved.
Elderly farmer happily cradling a faint onion.
November 20, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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It doesn’t take much to amuse myself, but complementary gifs is at the top of the list.
November 20, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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🎶 Don't get the mummy, when the mummy gets drunk he unravels 🎶
A human taking a selfie, wrapped in toilet paper so the they look like a mummy. Standing in a nondescript bedroom with a colorful bed cover and a floral rug
November 15, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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There are ways
Kirby dress as the pope and holding a Bible.
November 13, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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Homer and Marge from The Simpsons standing in front of their house while Homer complains. Box 1: Homer: “I can’t take his money,” Box 2: Homer: “I can’t print my own money,” Box 3: Homer: “I have to work for money!” Box 4: Homer: “Why don’t I just lie down and die?!”
November 12, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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Screenshot of The Simpsons episode where Ned Flanders’ parent tells a child counselor “We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”. This quote is overlayed in white text.
November 6, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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And then there were lights
Winter lighting festival in Fort Collins. Hundreds of people look on as small string light are illuminated overhead.
November 2, 2024 at 4:26 AM