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Éminence grease
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Temba, his arms wide.

Two sheds. Boardgames, wargames, RPGs. Home lab antics. Data analysis. Excel. SF. Nordic Noir.

Ignostic. Obscure references.
Go to gemba.
December 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Got a tampon stuck up my vag so I phoned my boyfriend to "come home and help get it out." What was failed to mention was he was in the car with his family and the call was being broadcasted to the whole car to hear. Mother in law suggested lube to help it "slip out". kill me
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
The deep mysteries of USB and Thunderbolt docks.

As one Kensington support document puts it: "When the host device's USB-C capabilities are fully compatible with our docking station features, and all software on your host device has been updated, the performance should be nearly flawless."
December 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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For Christmas 1980, give the gift that keeps on giving….

….NIGHT TERRORS.
December 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
choufi ghirou.
December 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Repositionable Tape for Electronics
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Repositionable Tape for Electronics
December 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Frontier Psychiatry.

What does that mean?

Crazy in the Co-co-Nut

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrn...
The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by TheAvalanchesVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
My earliest memories are fragmentary but the earliest ones I can put a date to are May 1969. Macaroni and bacon, Animal Magic and Mum came home with brother Jug (portmanteau name).

Adult racism and flirtation with National Front in the 1970s is one thing.

Apologetics for Farage?
December 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
*passive aggressive*
December 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The War Between The Land and see how RTD is indulged.
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Klezmer has a long history.
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Pre-Christmas is the time I remember being in psychiatric hospital and how much words could wound.
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Recently, there have been a fair few steam trains going past.
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Trump receiving the FIFA Peace Prize, proudly smiling as they explain that the trophy is made from the severed hands of migrant laborers who died constructing the World Cup stadium in Qatar, encased in gold.
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Ivor Cutler.
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Same old backsides again.
December 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Luther Burger – a hamburger or cheeseburger with one or more glazed doughnuts in place of the bun was allegedly named for and was a favorite (and possible invention) of singer, songwriter and record producer Luther Vandross (1951–2005).
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
WAR ONIONS
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I grew up in a town with Davros Discount Store. As a result I fear some compost bins.
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My brother dropped his naked Action Man (a 12" soldier doll if you are young or from not the UK). In the Snip and Sew shop in Ashford, Middlesex. They dressed it in off-cuts. A forgotten toy made regal in his loneliness.
December 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
ALL HAIL THE OPENING OF THE BEEF CURTAINS.
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
H
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I do wonder is the Britannia beef dripping profile pic makes me look like a flag-shagger? I'm not. I'm one of those people that Kemi Badenoch warns you of.

I just like chips.
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM