Redshift
@redshifty.bsky.social
Big stander who gets dinner. Afghanistan veteran, IT professional, certified yapper.
yes i know my wife is too pretty for me
yes i know my wife is too pretty for me
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Redshift
@redshifty.bsky.social
· Nov 13
my name is alex and i'd love to be your friend. i don't really do much that's cool but friendship is neat
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The quintessential example of bad boomer leadership.
May 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
The quintessential example of bad boomer leadership.
Hey alexa....wait, i threw you away so you couldn't hear my family arguing about plastic utensil brands. Take that!
April 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hey alexa....wait, i threw you away so you couldn't hear my family arguing about plastic utensil brands. Take that!
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Listening to inappropriate music in the line to pick up my son from school, until I get to the front of the line and change it to something more fitting like Ram Ranch
April 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Listening to inappropriate music in the line to pick up my son from school, until I get to the front of the line and change it to something more fitting like Ram Ranch
Dirty deeds...dundercheeks
April 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Dirty deeds...dundercheeks
Thinkin bout that nussy
April 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Thinkin bout that nussy
i'll take mina being pro-jihaad
One of my strongest beliefs about this draft: If Alabama LB Jihaad Campbell falls, some team is going to get an absolute steal. Extremely high upside prospect.
April 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
i'll take mina being pro-jihaad
just wait until they try gay authoritarianism
April 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
just wait until they try gay authoritarianism
yeah, baby. it's me against the world in oblivion remastered. these daedra are catchin these hands.
April 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
yeah, baby. it's me against the world in oblivion remastered. these daedra are catchin these hands.
April 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
By god, that's noted free individual Rod Blagojevich's music!
Sen. Durbin retiring: x.com/SenatorDurbi...
April 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
By god, that's noted free individual Rod Blagojevich's music!
if society becomes a network state hellscape ruled by billionaires I hope my family gets drafted by @govpritzker.illinois.gov or @mcuban.bsky.social because they at least seem like they might only extract some of my excess labor value
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
if society becomes a network state hellscape ruled by billionaires I hope my family gets drafted by @govpritzker.illinois.gov or @mcuban.bsky.social because they at least seem like they might only extract some of my excess labor value
asmongold's backyard (cleaner than inside)
March 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
asmongold's backyard (cleaner than inside)
Poor widdle Mike Johnson must not have prayed to be better at whipping his majority.
March 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Poor widdle Mike Johnson must not have prayed to be better at whipping his majority.
so tired of this shit, when do the democrats get their Mitch McConnell? No way he'd have ever rolled over for the opps.
BREAKING: @schumer.senate.gov is whipping Ds to vote for the Trump-Musk coup continuing resolution.
March 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
so tired of this shit, when do the democrats get their Mitch McConnell? No way he'd have ever rolled over for the opps.
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one day you will see a jd vance so fat it will alter the trajectory of your life
March 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
one day you will see a jd vance so fat it will alter the trajectory of your life
@governorwalz.mn.gov @sanders.senate.gov @aoc.bsky.social I don't know if you'll see this, but you three are who I would imagine might actually respond. We need Democrats to actually come speak to people in red areas. Too long have Dems ignored these areas - it lets the right dictate....
March 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
@governorwalz.mn.gov @sanders.senate.gov @aoc.bsky.social I don't know if you'll see this, but you three are who I would imagine might actually respond. We need Democrats to actually come speak to people in red areas. Too long have Dems ignored these areas - it lets the right dictate....
code switching is very useful. for example, in a corporate white collar job, you might say "I apologize, I stepped away" instead of "Yo I took a mad shit, tacos were not a good choice".
March 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
code switching is very useful. for example, in a corporate white collar job, you might say "I apologize, I stepped away" instead of "Yo I took a mad shit, tacos were not a good choice".
RFK Jr. always looks like he just ripped the nastiest fart and he's waiting for someone to notice.
March 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
RFK Jr. always looks like he just ripped the nastiest fart and he's waiting for someone to notice.
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this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
February 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
Every time I read a wikipedia article about a huge fucking satellite dish, the names amaze me. "This one here is RBFSA - that's Really Big Fucking Satellite Array".
February 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Every time I read a wikipedia article about a huge fucking satellite dish, the names amaze me. "This one here is RBFSA - that's Really Big Fucking Satellite Array".
Ive been to fort knox and I can confirm the gold is missing. It's all been replaced with beanie babies.
February 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Ive been to fort knox and I can confirm the gold is missing. It's all been replaced with beanie babies.
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
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