RedInstead
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RedInstead
@redinstead.absurdnotion.com
👍: Horror, sleeping 👎: Automated taps, rhubarb

I like my music in a minor key.

ADHD. 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Was Skwirble over on the hellsite.

If your account is solely used for reposting other people’s content please don’t follow.
Well how was I supposed to know there's a hidden, extra filter on my tumble dryer that I'm supposed to have been cleaning every month for the last 3 years?

Yes, that IS probably why it keeps stopping early, but I just came close to dying from a purple floof avalanche on Christmas Eve. Unacceptable
a man wearing glasses says what the fluff on his face
ALT: a man wearing glasses says what the fluff on his face
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December 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show/ movie you watched are trying to rescue you.

Who's coming to save you?

You know, I think I'm going to be ok; those are some foolish kidnappers
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Yeah, if your *entire* account is quote-posting other people's photos with a couple of words to farm likes then that's a detach and block from me
December 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Hrrrrm. Called psych yesterday because I hadn't received a rescheduled appointment after cancelling due to covid in August and I was worried I'd missed a letter.

Was told I hadn't missed anything, I didn't have an appointment yet, and a letter would be sent out when one was available....
December 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go

(I've no idea if this is good or bad. I've tried to watch these films a few times and just didn't get the appeal and gave up, so please interpret for me)
December 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Weirdest thing happened today. I saw someone drinking from an SIS sports bottle. I was a bit thrown for a minute - people find the strangest uses for things!
December 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Wow, they did a one-day turnaround after I handed the kit in. They must be rattling through them. Officially free to be slut if I have time over Christmas 😆
Ok, need tips on how to get enough blood out my finger to fill a tube using one of those lancet things.

The 6-monthly clinic visits are great, but the in-between self-testing is a nightmare. I seem to seal shut immediately (behave)
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Reposted by RedInstead
British Quakers are refusing room bookings from terfs as policy.
If you were waiting for an org to stand up for LGBTQIA+ rights, and unflinchingly withstand bullying and lawfare, here you go, friends.
Good luck to the raging bigots, they'll get nowhere with threats.
December 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Last night's viewing. I can't remember seeing the original, so I'll watch it tonight, but this was a lot of fun. It will be the family Christmas viewing next year.

8 blood-soaked Santa hat pom-poms out of 10.

Minimal spoiler:

Axe meets Nazis! What's not to love?
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This is the maximum effort I'm willing to go to for this festive malarkey.
December 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Ok, need tips on how to get enough blood out my finger to fill a tube using one of those lancet things.

The 6-monthly clinic visits are great, but the in-between self-testing is a nightmare. I seem to seal shut immediately (behave)
December 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Braved going into town at lunchtime. There are PEOPLE! And dithery ones at that
a cartoon character from south park says get out of the way .
Alt: Cartman from south park saying get out of the way .
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December 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Just been for my pre-Christmas intensive teeth scrub, and yes... I'm still the only one that's ever asked for this. She prompts every time to see if I want it done because of that first time
Hygienist at the dentist has just told me I’m the only person who asks to get their tongue pressure washed along with their teeth when I go. Is it me? Am I the weird one? (Ok, I know they don’t call it pressure washing but you know what I mean)
December 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Well I wasn't expecting to have to get 3 new tyres before Christmas (and more importantly pay day) but here we are. It's done now. And of course I needed to fill the tank as well 😢
a man in a suit is sitting in an empty wallet with the word me written on it
Alt: a man in a suit is sitting in an empty wallet with the word me written on it
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December 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Nice
December 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This is the squeakiest train I've ever been on. I should have brought some WD40
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It had shite pressure and it was barely warm, but I have successfully washed away all my sins. I am now innocent again 😇
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
And I'm tumbling to bed for the final time on this wee break. Nobody needs to see the state I'm in. Good night Blackpool ♥️
Suffering slightly this morning
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
There are a lot of tightly permed mullets in Blackpool and I'm quite unsure tbh
December 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Lights!
December 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Suffering slightly this morning
December 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Drunken hello from Blackpool 👋
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Super helpful notification there...

Yes, I'm going to make you do time calculations. Or you can look at the alt text I guess.
December 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I thought I'd try a #MCM but then forgot, so you've got a grumpy face and messy beard as I'm sat in a car park. I'll do better next time (probably still with grumpy face to be fair)
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM