RedInstead
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👍: Horror, sleeping 👎: Automated taps, rhubarb
I like my music in a minor key.
ADHD. 🏳️🌈🏴
Was Skwirble over on the hellsite.
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I like my music in a minor key.
ADHD. 🏳️🌈🏴
Was Skwirble over on the hellsite.
If your account is solely used for reposting other people’s content please don’t follow.
Guess who's dog-sitting for the next few days?
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Guess who's dog-sitting for the next few days?
Well this is lovely after the train. Y'all know the e's in Heineken are upturned so that they look like smiley faces, right?
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Well this is lovely after the train. Y'all know the e's in Heineken are upturned so that they look like smiley faces, right?
Choo choo! Off to Edinburgh *again* for the evening. I've been more sociable in the past few weeks than the past few years.
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Choo choo! Off to Edinburgh *again* for the evening. I've been more sociable in the past few weeks than the past few years.
Quick change. Not great but it'll do!
October 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Quick change. Not great but it'll do!
Cheers all! Pre-DILF pint going down well
(Don't say it - it's too obvious a joke!)
(Don't say it - it's too obvious a joke!)
October 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Cheers all! Pre-DILF pint going down well
(Don't say it - it's too obvious a joke!)
(Don't say it - it's too obvious a joke!)
Looks like Prince Harry is doing my DPD delivery. Unexpected but fair play. I'm glad he's making himself useful
October 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Looks like Prince Harry is doing my DPD delivery. Unexpected but fair play. I'm glad he's making himself useful
Figured I'd add an element of sophistication to my look and the fact I'm heading to Edinburgh just for a hookup by travelling first class
October 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Figured I'd add an element of sophistication to my look and the fact I'm heading to Edinburgh just for a hookup by travelling first class
Post you from a different era
No smartphone, probably just got onto "broadband", and trying desperately to attract the men on gay dot net. Probably around 2000
No smartphone, probably just got onto "broadband", and trying desperately to attract the men on gay dot net. Probably around 2000
October 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Post you from a different era
No smartphone, probably just got onto "broadband", and trying desperately to attract the men on gay dot net. Probably around 2000
No smartphone, probably just got onto "broadband", and trying desperately to attract the men on gay dot net. Probably around 2000
Going through and clearing up old photos and screenshots...
This is the time an app read me to filth by generating a random username for me.
This is the time an app read me to filth by generating a random username for me.
September 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Going through and clearing up old photos and screenshots...
This is the time an app read me to filth by generating a random username for me.
This is the time an app read me to filth by generating a random username for me.
Oh, I'll just hop in my time machine will I?
August 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Oh, I'll just hop in my time machine will I?
Scrolling through the web looking for a tank and... wow. That's certainly some top-level photoshopping on that product photo...
SURELY nobody is buying that, even with the incredibly high rating and bargain price cut 😆
SURELY nobody is buying that, even with the incredibly high rating and bargain price cut 😆
August 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Scrolling through the web looking for a tank and... wow. That's certainly some top-level photoshopping on that product photo...
SURELY nobody is buying that, even with the incredibly high rating and bargain price cut 😆
SURELY nobody is buying that, even with the incredibly high rating and bargain price cut 😆
The four-letter word that can fill anyone in the UK with despair when they get a parcel notification. Pray for me
July 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The four-letter word that can fill anyone in the UK with despair when they get a parcel notification. Pray for me
The perils of being Scottish and using voice to set a reminder. I do not know a Gigi and have no clue who I'm supposed to be messaging
July 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM
The perils of being Scottish and using voice to set a reminder. I do not know a Gigi and have no clue who I'm supposed to be messaging
Heading into town for a few beers. It’s rare but there be bears around tonight.
June 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Heading into town for a few beers. It’s rare but there be bears around tonight.
Bought this beginner starter set after a YouTube rabbit hole.
Option 1: I’ll abandon it completely an hour after opening
Option 2: I’ll become utterly fixated on becoming a lock picking pro.
Option 3: I’ll obsess for about 6 months, get pretty good and then lose interest entirely
Place your bets
Option 1: I’ll abandon it completely an hour after opening
Option 2: I’ll become utterly fixated on becoming a lock picking pro.
Option 3: I’ll obsess for about 6 months, get pretty good and then lose interest entirely
Place your bets
June 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Bought this beginner starter set after a YouTube rabbit hole.
Option 1: I’ll abandon it completely an hour after opening
Option 2: I’ll become utterly fixated on becoming a lock picking pro.
Option 3: I’ll obsess for about 6 months, get pretty good and then lose interest entirely
Place your bets
Option 1: I’ll abandon it completely an hour after opening
Option 2: I’ll become utterly fixated on becoming a lock picking pro.
Option 3: I’ll obsess for about 6 months, get pretty good and then lose interest entirely
Place your bets
This little guy comes early to my mum’s hedgehog food table. Then he *comes back* with his friends when it’s darker, acting as if he’s not already eaten half the food and stomped all over the rest of it.
Sneaky hedgepiggo. I approve. 🦔
Sneaky hedgepiggo. I approve. 🦔
June 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This little guy comes early to my mum’s hedgehog food table. Then he *comes back* with his friends when it’s darker, acting as if he’s not already eaten half the food and stomped all over the rest of it.
Sneaky hedgepiggo. I approve. 🦔
Sneaky hedgepiggo. I approve. 🦔
You have to be a special kind of something to achieve most-blocked account on Bluesky in a single day. We love to see it
June 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You have to be a special kind of something to achieve most-blocked account on Bluesky in a single day. We love to see it
On the topic of misleading movie descriptions this was a classic for anyone that didn’t see it at the time
June 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
On the topic of misleading movie descriptions this was a classic for anyone that didn’t see it at the time
I was very worried about this one at the start if I'm honest. I wasn't feeling it at all, but I went in cold so maybe it took me a minute to get into the mood of it. I ended up having quite a bit of silly fun (even when being pretty sure of what was coming).
Rating: 6.9 out of 10 nose honks 🤡
Rating: 6.9 out of 10 nose honks 🤡
June 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I was very worried about this one at the start if I'm honest. I wasn't feeling it at all, but I went in cold so maybe it took me a minute to get into the mood of it. I ended up having quite a bit of silly fun (even when being pretty sure of what was coming).
Rating: 6.9 out of 10 nose honks 🤡
Rating: 6.9 out of 10 nose honks 🤡
Early reactions to Apple’s Liquid Glass show users are very uncertain
June 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Early reactions to Apple’s Liquid Glass show users are very uncertain
This is dreadful design 🤮
Why don't we just print books on tracing paper while we're at it?
Why don't we just print books on tracing paper while we're at it?
June 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This is dreadful design 🤮
Why don't we just print books on tracing paper while we're at it?
Why don't we just print books on tracing paper while we're at it?
Whole screen to myself… so far. Few mins of trailers left so keeping everything crossed
June 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Whole screen to myself… so far. Few mins of trailers left so keeping everything crossed
Just under an hour until tonight's viewing. I'm looking forward to this one, especially after the shite that was The Ritual last week. So far only me and one other person have booked a seat. Kind of hoping they don't show up - I've never had a screen to myself
June 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Just under an hour until tonight's viewing. I'm looking forward to this one, especially after the shite that was The Ritual last week. So far only me and one other person have booked a seat. Kind of hoping they don't show up - I've never had a screen to myself
I understand we don't have jaywalking laws here, but that means there's an expectation that you at least look before crossing a road and don't try and flag down the taxi in front of me by sauntering into it. I could have damaged my bumper if I'd been slower on the brake!
June 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I understand we don't have jaywalking laws here, but that means there's an expectation that you at least look before crossing a road and don't try and flag down the taxi in front of me by sauntering into it. I could have damaged my bumper if I'd been slower on the brake!