RedInstead
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I like my music in a minor key.
ADHD. 🏳️🌈🏴
Was Skwirble over on the hellsite.
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I like my music in a minor key.
ADHD. 🏳️🌈🏴
Was Skwirble over on the hellsite.
If your account is solely used for reposting other people’s content please don’t follow.
Guess who's dog-sitting for the next few days?
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Guess who's dog-sitting for the next few days?
After being very complimentary about how I looked, after finding out my age a straight girl at the bar has just taken a selfie of us and sent it to her gay grandad.
To be fair he's only 8 years older than me but I'm feeling complimented and then slapped.
I might be into it though so all good
To be fair he's only 8 years older than me but I'm feeling complimented and then slapped.
I might be into it though so all good
Well this is lovely after the train. Y'all know the e's in Heineken are upturned so that they look like smiley faces, right?
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
After being very complimentary about how I looked, after finding out my age a straight girl at the bar has just taken a selfie of us and sent it to her gay grandad.
To be fair he's only 8 years older than me but I'm feeling complimented and then slapped.
I might be into it though so all good
To be fair he's only 8 years older than me but I'm feeling complimented and then slapped.
I might be into it though so all good
Well this is lovely after the train. Y'all know the e's in Heineken are upturned so that they look like smiley faces, right?
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Well this is lovely after the train. Y'all know the e's in Heineken are upturned so that they look like smiley faces, right?
Choo choo! Off to Edinburgh *again* for the evening. I've been more sociable in the past few weeks than the past few years.
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Choo choo! Off to Edinburgh *again* for the evening. I've been more sociable in the past few weeks than the past few years.
And if you want books about magical schools, the lovely @craigschaeferbooks.com has a recent series with two books out now. She's also trans and has lots of LGBTQ+ characters in her books - so is a perfect author to try (not just this series).
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November 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
And if you want books about magical schools, the lovely @craigschaeferbooks.com has a recent series with two books out now. She's also trans and has lots of LGBTQ+ characters in her books - so is a perfect author to try (not just this series).
craig-schaefer-v2.squarespace.com/castaways
craig-schaefer-v2.squarespace.com/castaways
Gay drama coming out of a club on Halloween with an axe murderer pissed off and yelling at Mario for having his tongue down captain America's throat is hysterically funny.
No reading glasses so can't tell if typed ok but what a hoot
I'm off for a shag
No reading glasses so can't tell if typed ok but what a hoot
I'm off for a shag
November 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Gay drama coming out of a club on Halloween with an axe murderer pissed off and yelling at Mario for having his tongue down captain America's throat is hysterically funny.
No reading glasses so can't tell if typed ok but what a hoot
I'm off for a shag
No reading glasses so can't tell if typed ok but what a hoot
I'm off for a shag
Quick change. Not great but it'll do!
October 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Quick change. Not great but it'll do!
Woman in bar thought I was 38 and she's not even drunk. This is a good night
October 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Woman in bar thought I was 38 and she's not even drunk. This is a good night
Cheers all! Pre-DILF pint going down well
(Don't say it - it's too obvious a joke!)
(Don't say it - it's too obvious a joke!)
October 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Cheers all! Pre-DILF pint going down well
(Don't say it - it's too obvious a joke!)
(Don't say it - it's too obvious a joke!)
On the plus side, I'm going to be in a different city when the neighbourhood children come knocking tonight
Someone needs to teach me how to pack lightly. Two nights in Glasgow ahead and I'm throwing everything in a case "just in case".
I do this every time and end up needing about two things.
I do this every time and end up needing about two things.
October 31, 2025 at 10:42 AM
On the plus side, I'm going to be in a different city when the neighbourhood children come knocking tonight
Someone needs to teach me how to pack lightly. Two nights in Glasgow ahead and I'm throwing everything in a case "just in case".
I do this every time and end up needing about two things.
I do this every time and end up needing about two things.
October 31, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Someone needs to teach me how to pack lightly. Two nights in Glasgow ahead and I'm throwing everything in a case "just in case".
I do this every time and end up needing about two things.
I do this every time and end up needing about two things.
Looks like Prince Harry is doing my DPD delivery. Unexpected but fair play. I'm glad he's making himself useful
October 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Looks like Prince Harry is doing my DPD delivery. Unexpected but fair play. I'm glad he's making himself useful
I should be at the second local BearScots social tonight, but I'm being all sneezy and snotty and feeling sorry for myself instead. Hopefully it's going to be successful again.
On the plus side, maybe I'll go to the Glasgow one next week
On the plus side, maybe I'll go to the Glasgow one next week
October 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I should be at the second local BearScots social tonight, but I'm being all sneezy and snotty and feeling sorry for myself instead. Hopefully it's going to be successful again.
On the plus side, maybe I'll go to the Glasgow one next week
On the plus side, maybe I'll go to the Glasgow one next week
Figured I'd add an element of sophistication to my look and the fact I'm heading to Edinburgh just for a hookup by travelling first class
October 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Figured I'd add an element of sophistication to my look and the fact I'm heading to Edinburgh just for a hookup by travelling first class
Post you from a different era
No smartphone, probably just got onto "broadband", and trying desperately to attract the men on gay dot net. Probably around 2000
No smartphone, probably just got onto "broadband", and trying desperately to attract the men on gay dot net. Probably around 2000
October 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Post you from a different era
No smartphone, probably just got onto "broadband", and trying desperately to attract the men on gay dot net. Probably around 2000
No smartphone, probably just got onto "broadband", and trying desperately to attract the men on gay dot net. Probably around 2000
If you ask me the world went to shit when we all collectively just shifted from sending PMs to DMs without a murmur of dissent
October 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
If you ask me the world went to shit when we all collectively just shifted from sending PMs to DMs without a murmur of dissent
I nearly didn't go to BearScots after some shitty work-related news, but ended up going and having a great time.
Didn't quite make the Friday night because a quick hookup ended up being 3.5 hours and that was after heading to his place for 30 mins on a bus in the wrong direction initially. Oops
Didn't quite make the Friday night because a quick hookup ended up being 3.5 hours and that was after heading to his place for 30 mins on a bus in the wrong direction initially. Oops
October 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I nearly didn't go to BearScots after some shitty work-related news, but ended up going and having a great time.
Didn't quite make the Friday night because a quick hookup ended up being 3.5 hours and that was after heading to his place for 30 mins on a bus in the wrong direction initially. Oops
Didn't quite make the Friday night because a quick hookup ended up being 3.5 hours and that was after heading to his place for 30 mins on a bus in the wrong direction initially. Oops
I used to panic at the rattling sound of accidentally vacuuming something up and would then dismantle the cleaner to rescue the precious object.
I now just mutter "fuck it", internally blame the thing itself for being on the floor, and never see it again.
So yes, Patricia, I *have* changed.
I now just mutter "fuck it", internally blame the thing itself for being on the floor, and never see it again.
So yes, Patricia, I *have* changed.
September 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I used to panic at the rattling sound of accidentally vacuuming something up and would then dismantle the cleaner to rescue the precious object.
I now just mutter "fuck it", internally blame the thing itself for being on the floor, and never see it again.
So yes, Patricia, I *have* changed.
I now just mutter "fuck it", internally blame the thing itself for being on the floor, and never see it again.
So yes, Patricia, I *have* changed.
I never know how to spell misspell
September 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I never know how to spell misspell
I just tried to use auto-tagging for some photos on Digikam and it's labelled a nude of me as a sealion 💀
September 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I just tried to use auto-tagging for some photos on Digikam and it's labelled a nude of me as a sealion 💀
Going through and clearing up old photos and screenshots...
This is the time an app read me to filth by generating a random username for me.
This is the time an app read me to filth by generating a random username for me.
September 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Going through and clearing up old photos and screenshots...
This is the time an app read me to filth by generating a random username for me.
This is the time an app read me to filth by generating a random username for me.
I am now officially on leave until 4th September and will be napping for the rest of the day if anyone needs me. Stupid Covid has stolen all my energy and I *will* be better by tomorrow.
a pig is laying on a bed with a gif on the bottom
Alt: a pig laying on a bed on its side with its eyes closed, yawning
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August 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I am now officially on leave until 4th September and will be napping for the rest of the day if anyone needs me. Stupid Covid has stolen all my energy and I *will* be better by tomorrow.
Oh, I'll just hop in my time machine will I?
August 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Oh, I'll just hop in my time machine will I?
Retracing steps in Ikea against the traffic and arrows. I’ve turned into a monster
August 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Retracing steps in Ikea against the traffic and arrows. I’ve turned into a monster
PSA. This appears to be accurate!
I learned a while ago that the leaflet is always at the end of the packet with the expiration date. Haven’t opened them wrong since.
August 17, 2025 at 9:35 AM
PSA. This appears to be accurate!