recury
@recury21155.bsky.social
ace/aro he/him
open borders please
open borders please
the dog and the cat are sacred animals to americans and they will refuse to eat them if offered
February 14, 2026 at 6:27 AM
the dog and the cat are sacred animals to americans and they will refuse to eat them if offered
they should have shoegaze tgemed frozen pizzas
February 12, 2026 at 6:15 AM
they should have shoegaze tgemed frozen pizzas
cool adl commercial where a kid finds a post-it note that says “dirty jew” and then another kid covers it up with a blank post-it note
actually maybe it was for post-it notes
actually maybe it was for post-it notes
February 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
cool adl commercial where a kid finds a post-it note that says “dirty jew” and then another kid covers it up with a blank post-it note
actually maybe it was for post-it notes
actually maybe it was for post-it notes
having a good time watching #TheJokingGamer on twitch
January 29, 2026 at 1:52 AM
having a good time watching #TheJokingGamer on twitch
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"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny."
THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too.
(I start sucking the third guy's dick.)
That's funny.
- JF
#TheJokingGamer #ad
THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too.
(I start sucking the third guy's dick.)
That's funny.
- JF
#TheJokingGamer #ad
January 29, 2026 at 1:43 AM
"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny."
THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too.
(I start sucking the third guy's dick.)
That's funny.
- JF
#TheJokingGamer #ad
THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too.
(I start sucking the third guy's dick.)
That's funny.
- JF
#TheJokingGamer #ad
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we have a little saying when we see northerners try to drive in the snow, it’s called “bless your heart!”
people in the south are on balance better at driving in winter conditions than people in the midwest/northeast because salt trucks are far more scarce. when they do face inclement weather they have experience driving through it on a far higher difficulty setting. in addition the food is better there
January 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
we have a little saying when we see northerners try to drive in the snow, it’s called “bless your heart!”
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austin powers in lost in translation: evelyn waugh was a man, baby!
January 22, 2026 at 9:43 PM
austin powers in lost in translation: evelyn waugh was a man, baby!
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the us office should have ended with jim and pam getting an acrimonious divorce, as a nod to the depressing vibes of the uk office
What’s your unpopular sitcom opinion?
I’ll go first, I very much preferred Ellen Foley to Markie Post on Night Court.
I’ll go first, I very much preferred Ellen Foley to Markie Post on Night Court.
January 21, 2026 at 11:54 PM
the us office should have ended with jim and pam getting an acrimonious divorce, as a nod to the depressing vibes of the uk office
im not a daft bellend, mom! god!
January 21, 2026 at 11:02 PM
im not a daft bellend, mom! god!
china controls 93% of the world’s supply of hyaluronic acid
January 18, 2026 at 5:30 AM
china controls 93% of the world’s supply of hyaluronic acid
theres no better feeling than saying 67 as a 40 year old man
January 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
theres no better feeling than saying 67 as a 40 year old man
another picture of heaven leaked
January 15, 2026 at 2:25 AM
another picture of heaven leaked
the best album covers are just a picture of a guy standing weird
January 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
the best album covers are just a picture of a guy standing weird
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Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
swiping to turn the page, it sort of works
reading a printed book and I keep tapping good sentences to fav them
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
swiping to turn the page, it sort of works
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The toilet is not funny because it is gross. The toilet is funny because it is necessary.
August 3, 2024 at 11:23 PM
The toilet is not funny because it is gross. The toilet is funny because it is necessary.
i would drive any sports car, no matter how cool, to save everyone on the planet
January 11, 2026 at 4:43 AM
i would drive any sports car, no matter how cool, to save everyone on the planet
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In Woke 2, they’ll learn that WNBA was the compromise position
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
In Woke 2, they’ll learn that WNBA was the compromise position
🎶we can sail, we can sail
with the orinoco flow
getting head, getting head
from that orinoco ho 🎶
with the orinoco flow
getting head, getting head
from that orinoco ho 🎶
December 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
🎶we can sail, we can sail
with the orinoco flow
getting head, getting head
from that orinoco ho 🎶
with the orinoco flow
getting head, getting head
from that orinoco ho 🎶
youtube is so smart, they know what i like isnt “basketball” per se but “three-point field goal”
December 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
youtube is so smart, they know what i like isnt “basketball” per se but “three-point field goal”
whys it called a horse collar tackle anyway
How on earth is that not a horse collar on Horn
December 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
whys it called a horse collar tackle anyway