Cat breath smells like cat food.
Circles are round.
Fire is hot.
Water is wet.
God is so tired of all this.
Free will was a huge mistake.
God is so tired of all this.
Free will was a huge mistake.
I said "Can we be friends with benefits?"
She said "So, you just wanna fool around?"
I said "No, I want you to add me on your health insurance!"
(This joke doesn't work in most of the developed world)
I said "Can we be friends with benefits?"
She said "So, you just wanna fool around?"
I said "No, I want you to add me on your health insurance!"
(This joke doesn't work in most of the developed world)
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They struggle to get by while the wealth of the 1% skyrockets.
They see their voices drowned out while the well-connected avoid accountability.
There are two sets of rules in America: One for the rich. Another for everyone else.
They struggle to get by while the wealth of the 1% skyrockets.
They see their voices drowned out while the well-connected avoid accountability.
There are two sets of rules in America: One for the rich. Another for everyone else.
That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.
Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.
Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
Trump is in a full out panic. He hasn’t posted in 24 hours. It’s time to make him the pedophile formerly known as president. If you could do that God would be so happy.
Love,
God
Trump is in a full out panic. He hasn’t posted in 24 hours. It’s time to make him the pedophile formerly known as president. If you could do that God would be so happy.
Love,
God
135,000 words.
It's. Not. Freaking. Done.
(It's close though)
135,000 words.
It's. Not. Freaking. Done.
(It's close though)