leeks
@anonleeks.bsky.social
I often find myself in hot water
Member of the #Rootsistance #GardenParty #AltFAM
Member of the #Rootsistance #GardenParty #AltFAM
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leeks
@anonleeks.bsky.social
· Jan 26
the #GardenParty #Rootsistance grew as comic relief against the 1st term. the idea the very ground rose up in opposition resonated w/ people.
anyone can be a member: you just need a good sense of humor re: the absurd & like vegetable puns.
we are in #Saladarity w/ the #Resistance
love,
leeks💚
a calico cat standing on a wooden floor next to a green plant
Alt: a calico cat is surprised when it sees a Leek and jumps up in a funny way
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Vive La #ROOTSISTANCE
a throwback to OG social media
give the replies some love and a giggle
give the replies some love and a giggle
December 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
a throwback to OG social media
give the replies some love and a giggle
give the replies some love and a giggle
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What else is better than sharing a nice stick with your bff on Christmas day? Nothing. 😍🐻😆
December 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
What else is better than sharing a nice stick with your bff on Christmas day? Nothing. 😍🐻😆
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i don't make the rules!
If you are mates with a French bulldog fur and you kiss them, are you technically French kissing them every time you do 🤔
December 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i don't make the rules!
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strong, strong message
when love walks in the room, everybody stand up
when love walks in the room, everybody stand up
my favorite way to hear that line:
Pretenders - Message Of Love (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Pretenders
www.youtube.com
December 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
strong, strong message
when love walks in the room, everybody stand up
when love walks in the room, everybody stand up
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How amazing is this?
Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
December 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
How amazing is this?
the goes wrong show
is my kind of humor
enjoy!!
is my kind of humor
enjoy!!
The Goes Wrong Show- The Spirit of Christmas | FULL EPISODE | Sn 1 | Ep 1 | Lionsgate TV
YouTube video by LionsgateTV
www.youtube.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
the goes wrong show
is my kind of humor
enjoy!!
is my kind of humor
enjoy!!
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This is his scratcher and he lives there now. Chonky void tried to lay on it earlier when he got up and then he came over and bit her & smacked her head until she left that post.
He has now hoarded all the toys like a dragon and is watching holiday movies while I’m checking on more cats
He has now hoarded all the toys like a dragon and is watching holiday movies while I’m checking on more cats
December 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is his scratcher and he lives there now. Chonky void tried to lay on it earlier when he got up and then he came over and bit her & smacked her head until she left that post.
He has now hoarded all the toys like a dragon and is watching holiday movies while I’m checking on more cats
He has now hoarded all the toys like a dragon and is watching holiday movies while I’m checking on more cats
ok, so based on all the movies i watched this holiday season, the following must be true: i'll know i have met 'the one' when either of us chase the other down at the airport and lay bare all our feelings
#ChristmasRomCom🎄
#ChristmasRomCom🎄
a man is running through an airport with a sign that says exit
ALT: a man is running through an airport with a sign that says exit
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December 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
ok, so based on all the movies i watched this holiday season, the following must be true: i'll know i have met 'the one' when either of us chase the other down at the airport and lay bare all our feelings
#ChristmasRomCom🎄
#ChristmasRomCom🎄
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We have 70s in Denver Colorado. No snow
December 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
We have 70s in Denver Colorado. No snow
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woke up with two songs stuck in my head playing overlapping??? bro im so tired of my internal monologue just being a loudspeaker
December 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
woke up with two songs stuck in my head playing overlapping??? bro im so tired of my internal monologue just being a loudspeaker
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Editorial cartoonist @dennisgoris.bsky.social is exceptional.
Please follow and share (&credit his work).
Please follow and share (&credit his work).
December 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Editorial cartoonist @dennisgoris.bsky.social is exceptional.
Please follow and share (&credit his work).
Please follow and share (&credit his work).
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Merry Christmas from Milo, the best present of all
December 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Merry Christmas from Milo, the best present of all
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MerryMerry JoyJoy Christmas! 🎄
Anyone have a good recipe for Partridge in a pear glaze?
How about 3 french hens in a dutch oven?
Anyone have a good recipe for Partridge in a pear glaze?
How about 3 french hens in a dutch oven?
MERRY CHRISTMAS dinner! Made our standing Rib Roast and Yorkshire Pudding 🤤
From my family to yours, I hope y’all are having an amazing Christmas! 🎄
From my family to yours, I hope y’all are having an amazing Christmas! 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
MerryMerry JoyJoy Christmas! 🎄
Anyone have a good recipe for Partridge in a pear glaze?
How about 3 french hens in a dutch oven?
Anyone have a good recipe for Partridge in a pear glaze?
How about 3 french hens in a dutch oven?
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FLOAT
once upon a churning sea
a memory of my father’s
advice to me
In times like these just float
and rise above the foam
Just Float
and ride it out
Just Float
we can get through it
Just Float
once upon a churning sea
a memory of my father’s
advice to me
In times like these just float
and rise above the foam
Just Float
and ride it out
Just Float
we can get through it
Just Float
December 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
FLOAT
once upon a churning sea
a memory of my father’s
advice to me
In times like these just float
and rise above the foam
Just Float
and ride it out
Just Float
we can get through it
Just Float
once upon a churning sea
a memory of my father’s
advice to me
In times like these just float
and rise above the foam
Just Float
and ride it out
Just Float
we can get through it
Just Float
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Watching the movie Oh. What. Fun. as a form of personal torture. To take this many talented actors and to make a movie this bad is basically a crime.
December 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Watching the movie Oh. What. Fun. as a form of personal torture. To take this many talented actors and to make a movie this bad is basically a crime.
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Jólabókaflóð the Icelandic Tradition of giving books and reading them Xmas Eve in Iceland...Kinda same thing as you have to get clothing or socks because of the Xmas Cat.
Two things you get every year in Iceland books and socks. Icelandic read ALOT and the Yule Cat eats you without clothing....
Two things you get every year in Iceland books and socks. Icelandic read ALOT and the Yule Cat eats you without clothing....
December 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Jólabókaflóð the Icelandic Tradition of giving books and reading them Xmas Eve in Iceland...Kinda same thing as you have to get clothing or socks because of the Xmas Cat.
Two things you get every year in Iceland books and socks. Icelandic read ALOT and the Yule Cat eats you without clothing....
Two things you get every year in Iceland books and socks. Icelandic read ALOT and the Yule Cat eats you without clothing....
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Seeing my family at Christmas is like a haunted house, except the ghosts remember things I said in 2009.
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Seeing my family at Christmas is like a haunted house, except the ghosts remember things I said in 2009.
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Treasure Falls in Colorado. #TreasureFalls #waterfalls #landscapes #WolfCreekPass #Colorado #photography
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Treasure Falls in Colorado. #TreasureFalls #waterfalls #landscapes #WolfCreekPass #Colorado #photography
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Morning SkyBees ❤️ It’s Christmas Eve day in the Bun house. We do Christmas on Boxing Day.
Have a lovely day friends.
Have a lovely day friends.
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Morning SkyBees ❤️ It’s Christmas Eve day in the Bun house. We do Christmas on Boxing Day.
Have a lovely day friends.
Have a lovely day friends.
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Pooka has tested and approved the new blanket.
December 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Pooka has tested and approved the new blanket.
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Cartoon by Kevin KAL Kallaugher
December 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Cartoon by Kevin KAL Kallaugher
is there a ball game on today?
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
is there a ball game on today?
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“I am the only present you should ever need.”
December 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“I am the only present you should ever need.”