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I have escaped the hellsite, and hoping to find new & old friends here.
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Bluesky can now count itself as a real social media site, given it's managed to attract luminaries such as the author of Fishblade 2nd Ed (myself) #Fishblade
I should book some kind of spa visit. If this gator's masculinity isn't threatened by it, why should mine be?
It’s Trivia Tuesday! 🤓

Claude has a skincare routine! Once a week, Claude’s biologists will give him a scrub to help remove any algal buildup.

Claude loves these scrubs and they only take place if he wants them. So, if he’s looking extra green one day, assume he just wanted to skip this week.
September 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
UK Labour on trans rights:
September 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Testing for gif posting::
September 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
He's looking very Presidental.
i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom
August 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Reminder to all producers that you could probably snap up the rights to this for a song, and have your actors menaced by a 15kg feline.
August 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Just watched half an episode of the new #WaroftheWorlds what absolute trash.
August 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'm not a fan of the new "hidden post due to rudeness" but it can create some unintended punchlines:
July 31, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Helena Kennedy KC: ".. where you force people.. into a concentration camp..."

Interviewer: "You use the words concentration camp, do you mean that, because our understanding of concentration camps is surely very different from this"

"Why?"
July 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Mining under mountains

drumming in the dark

too many goblin bones

all bearing sauron's mark!

young gimli left the mountain

but came back to fight at Mazarbul

don't you remem-bah

we built this city

we built this city on

Gob
Lin
Boooones~
July 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
That's right. I'm digitally adding the hats, saying it's set in 2035, and now I've changed the whole film.
July 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Breaking: Andrew Cuomo has been endorsed by Asami Yamazaki. #NYC
June 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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these guys have flooded our streets with gestapo and soldiers to roust our neighbors and demand papers over completely fabricated emergencies. one notable terrorist act on US soil with these freaks in charge and i cannot imagine there will be any limits to their savagery
June 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
June 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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So - giveaway time! Book 3 in LANDS OF THE FIRSTBORN is out May 27th, but comment and repost here for a chance to win a free signed copy that might arrive on your doorstep marginally before then, international postage being what it is.

Closing date of “just before I pop up the post office on Tue”
May 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Maybe we need to think smarter, engineer a pathogen that is harmless to the Sentinalese but is 90% fatal to everyone else (and severely disabling to 90% of survivors) and more contagious than measles and give them a vial of it to throw at Mr. Beast when he tries to make landfall
April 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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1 ❤️ = -1 year of terrifying psychocosmic tortue
March 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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March 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Just The Killer Elite (1975) for the first time. Got to say, for a 19070s spy thriller, I did not expect so many ninjas.
March 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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the idf is basically death squad summer camp where they're used to shooting at unarmed civilians and they marched into what is essentially a massive interconnected bunker complex manned by an hardened and extremely motivated army, so it's no wonder that they got their asses beat
February 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Welcome to my thread on how the characters from Robocop all voted in 2024. #election #robocop
January 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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There's no better prank than having a child. Pulling a guy out of oblivion like congratulations these are all your problems now
January 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Bluesky can now count itself as a real social media site, given it's managed to attract luminaries such as the author of Fishblade 2nd Ed (myself) #Fishblade
December 9, 2024 at 11:58 PM