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as anyone whos performed cunnilingus can attest, the trickiest part is dealing with the pussy seeds
June 15, 2024 at 8:19 PM
as anyone whos performed cunnilingus can attest, the trickiest part is dealing with the pussy seeds
cool beaver spotted taking a nap on the dock
May 7, 2024 at 1:11 AM
cool beaver spotted taking a nap on the dock
guys what happened to John Dominos
April 6, 2024 at 2:00 AM
guys what happened to John Dominos
my hot take on the powerpoint people is that the idea itself isn’t terrible, but the original viral tweet where they were doing it about their JOBS? insufferable. but doing it about your hobbies or niche interests could be fun.
April 4, 2024 at 6:17 PM
my hot take on the powerpoint people is that the idea itself isn’t terrible, but the original viral tweet where they were doing it about their JOBS? insufferable. but doing it about your hobbies or niche interests could be fun.
Geriatrics once again mad at young adults for… *checks notes* the linear progression of time.
Like yeah man I was born a couple decades after you and am now a grown ass man, that’s how that works.
Like yeah man I was born a couple decades after you and am now a grown ass man, that’s how that works.
That’s adorable.
Keep your sticker? Selfie? Tik Tok?
How fun
Keep your sticker? Selfie? Tik Tok?
How fun
April 3, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Geriatrics once again mad at young adults for… *checks notes* the linear progression of time.
Like yeah man I was born a couple decades after you and am now a grown ass man, that’s how that works.
Like yeah man I was born a couple decades after you and am now a grown ass man, that’s how that works.
how come I naturally wake up at 7am only on days where I ain’t got shit to do
March 30, 2024 at 12:54 PM
how come I naturally wake up at 7am only on days where I ain’t got shit to do
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Thinking, as I do every Easter, about how much Jesus Christ Superstar improves on the Passion narratives in the New Testament. Fleshing out all the characters, giving them proper motivations and believable psychology. The gospel authors got absolutely rinsed by Tim Rice
March 30, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Thinking, as I do every Easter, about how much Jesus Christ Superstar improves on the Passion narratives in the New Testament. Fleshing out all the characters, giving them proper motivations and believable psychology. The gospel authors got absolutely rinsed by Tim Rice
2 days after leg day
March 28, 2024 at 6:21 PM
2 days after leg day
do not under any circumstances tell me this
March 21, 2024 at 5:22 PM
do not under any circumstances tell me this
Watching Don Lemon’s interview with Nazi Elmo and being reminded why I was glad I didn’t think about that mf for a couple months
March 21, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Watching Don Lemon’s interview with Nazi Elmo and being reminded why I was glad I didn’t think about that mf for a couple months
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🎶 that’s me in the corner
that’s me in the spot..light..
landing on your Tesla 🎶
that’s me in the spot..light..
landing on your Tesla 🎶
March 19, 2024 at 4:29 PM
🎶 that’s me in the corner
that’s me in the spot..light..
landing on your Tesla 🎶
that’s me in the spot..light..
landing on your Tesla 🎶
every time Mr. Beast discourse comes into my feed I am reminded that I share a town with him and my day is instantly a little worse
I’m sure that polygon piece about mr beast is super interesting but I will not read it because I can not stand the sight of his dead eyed serial killer grimace
March 14, 2024 at 7:42 PM
every time Mr. Beast discourse comes into my feed I am reminded that I share a town with him and my day is instantly a little worse
Elon Social is also just an insane place to be if you’re a decent person. If you open a new account and scroll for a bit, I guarantee within a week your feed will be inundated with Blue accounts posting gore, fight videos, Straight Up Racism, etc. Just don’t.
Decent people who remain active on Elon Social not only help generate income for his fascist project but also--and more importantly--provide the credibility that keeps it from becoming as irrelevant as Gab.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
March 14, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Elon Social is also just an insane place to be if you’re a decent person. If you open a new account and scroll for a bit, I guarantee within a week your feed will be inundated with Blue accounts posting gore, fight videos, Straight Up Racism, etc. Just don’t.
so does this mean my bong water can kill vampires now?
March 14, 2024 at 7:13 PM
so does this mean my bong water can kill vampires now?
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RT if you’d fucking kill yourself if the Honey Nut Cheerios bee went woke
March 14, 2024 at 6:19 PM
RT if you’d fucking kill yourself if the Honey Nut Cheerios bee went woke
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mfer said straighg
on tonight’s episode of Fuck My Upstairs Neighbors: Why Has Your Dog Been Barking For An Hour Straighg? It Is Four In The God Forsaken Morning.
March 11, 2024 at 7:55 AM
mfer said straighg
on tonight’s episode of Fuck My Upstairs Neighbors: Why Has Your Dog Been Barking For An Hour Straighg? It Is Four In The God Forsaken Morning.
March 11, 2024 at 7:54 AM
on tonight’s episode of Fuck My Upstairs Neighbors: Why Has Your Dog Been Barking For An Hour Straighg? It Is Four In The God Forsaken Morning.
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Look I love the descendents and Milo Aukerman, but Milo was the original nice guy redditor before Reddit was even a thing
March 3, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Look I love the descendents and Milo Aukerman, but Milo was the original nice guy redditor before Reddit was even a thing
Unfortunately they will also be in compliance with state laws, so if you live in a state with a 6-week abortion ban, they won’t be prescribed or sold there.
CVS and Walgreens, the two largest U.S. pharmacy chains, will start selling the abortion pill mifepristone this month
CVS and Walgreens Will Begin Selling Abortion Pills This Month
The pill mifepristone will be available with a prescription at pharmacy counters in a few states to start.
nyti.ms
March 1, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Unfortunately they will also be in compliance with state laws, so if you live in a state with a 6-week abortion ban, they won’t be prescribed or sold there.
my mom did that grey walls white cabinets shit in the house AND had the audacity to bust out beige stockings at Christmas, idk who told all of gen-x that drab and colorless was the new style but I’m not pleased with them.
it weirds me out how 90% of big TikTok accounts have houses with absolutely identical gray walls and white cabinets
Is this the lamest possible secret global conspiracy
Is this the lamest possible secret global conspiracy
February 28, 2024 at 8:43 AM
my mom did that grey walls white cabinets shit in the house AND had the audacity to bust out beige stockings at Christmas, idk who told all of gen-x that drab and colorless was the new style but I’m not pleased with them.
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I tell ya, I’m tired of this world, these people. I’m tired of getting no respect
December 1, 2023 at 9:05 PM
I tell ya, I’m tired of this world, these people. I’m tired of getting no respect