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Ryan L
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Psychoanalytic wagwit • Grumprock pickleherring • Blues-based • Idiot
My s/o just got accepted into Humboldt State for her Bachelor’s in social work (sup older learners; thug life) & we were curious about what their mascot is…
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
When I was a kid imagining the future, I pictured flying cars, and being able to beam places, and cities in the sky and shit like that. Instead all we got were apps and emojis in filenames.
No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Sha-law-law-law-law-law-law. Everyone will be forced to sing Counting Crows songs.
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.

Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a

Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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The hardest, recurring psychological task of my life has been learning to accept the absurdity of existence, to see ambition and achievement for the false gods they are, and to understand, truly understand, how one can flourish in what looks, from the outside, like mediocrity.
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If the Why Theory podcast ever makes merch, which they won’t, they should make t-shirts or bumper stickers that say “That’s pretty good.” #iykyk
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The way I see it, Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Grouped by subgenre and alphabetized within that. Just like a record store. Alpha by artist got way too hard and I would forget what was even in there.
We're curious...how do you organize your record collection?

Alphabetically by artist? Chronologically by release date? Biographically by the date you added each record to your collection?

By genre? By album artwork/spine color? Another method we're not even thinking of?
November 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“K-Pop Demon Hunters?” What an absurd concept and what cumbersome phrasing! Back in my day, we kept things plain and simple, you know, like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The restraint I must show around my STEM grad patients, who are often required to work late in their various labs.
goddammit i have to work late in the lab tonight
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Watched a 60 Minutes story abt if our dogs actually like us. Brain imaging showed that when they smell their owner the same parts light up as when we hear a favorite song. That’s all very nice but I don’t have much use for neuroscience when I can see that my dog gets a boner every time I come home.
October 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I made a Sluggo pumpkin.
October 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I once went to an exhibit at PS 1 that was a beef burrito and a chicken burrito sitting on a windowsill in an otherwise empty room with the first four bars of “Like a Rolling Stone” blasting on a continuous loop.
October 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
First cardigan day of the season, LFG
October 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I see what you’re saying, but, respectfully, I would rather not smell the dictator.
October 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Chester Brown: One of my favorite cartoonists, one of my least favorite psychologists.
October 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Always said I’d gladly make $20,000 a year for the rest of my life if my job was to sing in a band where I got to sing like Fred Schneider.
(Fred Schneider voice) pleased to meet you, hope you guess my NAME
October 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Sometimes fantasize about chucking it all and moving out to Slab City and providing wild psychoanalysis out of my trailer in exchange for cigarettes.
October 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Ya’ll ever just have that bassline stuck in your head but forget if you’re humming “500 Channels” by Choking Victim or “Something I Learned Today” by Hüsker Dü? Just me?
October 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just tryna watch some Unsolved Mysteries on TV like a normal person & one of the commercials was Kristi Noem urging “illegal aliens” to download an app to self-deport under Pres T@&?$ “strong leadership.” That was disturbing.
October 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Here’s a fun thing alma mater does besides ask me for money. And yes, spolier, the real monster was the U.C. system all along.
October 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The last episode of everything is always disappointing. Totally tone-deaf, bummer of an interview.
Pointing out hypocrisy is a waste of time and reflects a fundamental misunderstanding of what’s happening and what’s at stake. Fascism is not concerned with logical consistency or argument.
October 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
A friend once remarked that one of the great things about living in CA is that alphabetically it’s right near the top of dropdown menus so you never have to scroll. Maybe that’s why it always feels like such an inconvenience & I act so put-upon when I have to scroll down on them for some reason.
October 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Love that their little mnemonic today is one of my top-five albums youtu.be/MTobCA22QCo?...
October 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I keep seeing people in power talking about autism, they seem obsessed with it, it's almost like it's one of their... special interests?
October 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM