rows™
banner
ratsbastard.bsky.social
rows™
@ratsbastard.bsky.social
not recommended for most humans
Pinned
i’m the rats bastard
Reposted by rows™
"everybody had fun tonight"? cringe. what else bro. did they wang chung also
February 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Reposted by rows™
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Reposted by rows™
nirvanna the band:
February 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Reposted by rows™
What's Up, Doc? (1972)
February 14, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Reposted by rows™
MONDAY WE ARE BACK AT THE GRASSY NOLL TO SCREEN A DVD I FOUND FOR A DOLLAR THAT HAS THE SAME VIBE AS AN EPISODE OF DECKER

COME SAY HIIIIIIIIIIIIII
February 14, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Reposted by rows™
hi all, i'm in a really bad spot and i could use some help covering bills and getting something to eat 🖤 ty
ko-fi.com/gothfemme
Support Kat
Support Kat
ko-fi.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Reposted by rows™
everyone on august 27
February 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
extremely good one incoming
February 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Reposted by rows™
Okay. This is very important. If you like to laugh, you have to go see NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE. I am floating
February 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Reposted by rows™
The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
New intro screen for Metal Gear Solid 4 in Master Collection vol 2
February 13, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Reposted by rows™
in previous decades they'd advertise cereal as some delicious crap children and your best friend were gonna steal from you. they've since distilled that reactionary ideology into subliminal dog whistle iconography. can you spot all five hate symbols on the back of this box?
February 11, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Reposted by rows™
the evidence does in fact suggest that movies are pretty much four stars
March 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Reposted by rows™
The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Reposted by rows™
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
July 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Reposted by rows™
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Reposted by rows™
couldn't sleep so i made him sit down
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Reposted by rows™
some days I still boggles my mind the same guy who invented football directed My Winnipeg (2007)
September 6, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Reposted by rows™
モヒカンになってみたかっただけです。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
I just wanted to try out a Mohawk.
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Reposted by rows™
Help!
February 8, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Reposted by rows™
Help!
February 7, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Reposted by rows™
Okay I buried the lede here. In the 1995 E3 Show Daily, Crystal Dynamics ran an ad that promised, in no uncertain terms, that playing Gex would give you "multiple orgasms"

They ran this ad at a professional event
February 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Reposted by rows™
kinda wild that the average height of our household is 6'3"
February 7, 2026 at 1:26 PM
also this is somehow the first time i've lived with NO men in my household....beautiful
living with other trans people again is rejuvenating
February 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
living with other trans people again is rejuvenating
February 6, 2026 at 9:49 PM