i’ve been searching for this all year

i desperately need this economy crash to happen already just so we can get the shit over with

Zoomer James Bond ordering a mezcal mate and only hitting on blue haired girls with pronouns

i love this ridiculous movie so much, tom is ABSOLUTELY being a little stinker and it rocks

you couldn't make a james bond film today because of woke and also because nobody orders martinis like that anymore

when i saw the movie a few weeks ago matt talked about it as a done deal, apparently NEON bought the rights to the show so it should be coming out sometime after the movie’s a done deal

i deserve a life too

i've been living totally alone for the last year and can't make any new friends because people are weirded out by me, i got demoted at my job because my boss thought my tone was "wrong" and i've been unable to find work for six fucking months, what am i supposed to do???

the production design has a few good ideas but i think everything else about this is Horrid!!!!!! i cannot believe GDT made something this stupid

also also: Oscar Isaac is *atrocious* in this

making the subtext of the story the Text to a degree that it genuinely overwhelms the movie, and the changes it does choose to make are Bad. also just fucking ugly! netflix color grading has always been bad but this is just puke colored

he had this wonderful system for the space garlic

i wasn't prepared for scrooge to do that

Mr. Bros has a lot to answer for