Rashan
@rashanjamal.bsky.social
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Rashan
@rashanjamal.bsky.social
· Nov 21
It’s gonna be exciting to see how Atlanta blows this game.
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It’s gonna be exciting to see how Atlanta blows this game.
I’m still not used to the Falcons having a competent pass rush. It’s amazing to see
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’m still not used to the Falcons having a competent pass rush. It’s amazing to see
Zac Robinson gotta chill with these 3 and 1 runs. They haven’t worked all season
November 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Zac Robinson gotta chill with these 3 and 1 runs. They haven’t worked all season
I really don’t wanna have to rely on Kirk Effin Cousins to win this game
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I really don’t wanna have to rely on Kirk Effin Cousins to win this game
Stupid Florida couldn’t even beat Ole Miss for me. Gators can’t do nuffin right now
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Stupid Florida couldn’t even beat Ole Miss for me. Gators can’t do nuffin right now
Arch Manning don’t look he got much but the Manning name and dazed confused look.
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Arch Manning don’t look he got much but the Manning name and dazed confused look.
Mine like “boneless” pants. They don’t rock with jeans at all
Parents, do your kids (under 12) wear jeans?
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Mine like “boneless” pants. They don’t rock with jeans at all
I want some shawarma chicken over rice with toum
It’s a beautiful Friday.
No “dating talk” this early in the morning, please.
Let’s talk about food!😃
Food is fun!
What are y’all in the mood for today?
For me, it’s a toss-up between:
Tonkotsu ramen
-or-
Fried catfish w/ fries & shrimp
No “dating talk” this early in the morning, please.
Let’s talk about food!😃
Food is fun!
What are y’all in the mood for today?
For me, it’s a toss-up between:
Tonkotsu ramen
-or-
Fried catfish w/ fries & shrimp
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I want some shawarma chicken over rice with toum
The Knights Inn by South of the Border was the grossest place I’ve ever slept.
Not me. I've stayed at a Knights Inn before
I’d absolutely medal if picking hotel rooms was an Olympic sport.
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The Knights Inn by South of the Border was the grossest place I’ve ever slept.
Middle school and my business partner bitched out when the 8th graders tried to steal our stash. I told those cats I was from New York and I don’t play that. Luckily nobody called my bluff cuz I could NOT fight. 😂
If you resold candy that you bought in bulk, in high school, raise ya hand 😂
Some of us knew about Costco at a young age because we were replenishing blow pop inventory
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Middle school and my business partner bitched out when the 8th graders tried to steal our stash. I told those cats I was from New York and I don’t play that. Luckily nobody called my bluff cuz I could NOT fight. 😂
Raheem Morris and Zac Robinson next?!?
BREAKING: The Giants are firing head coach Brian Daboll after Sunday’s loss to the Bears, per sources.
Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Raheem Morris and Zac Robinson next?!?
Something that randomly bothers me for no reason: Why did Wyclef try to do that falsetto “feel my body getting cold” at the end of 911? Have I heard the song recently? No, but it still bothers me.
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Something that randomly bothers me for no reason: Why did Wyclef try to do that falsetto “feel my body getting cold” at the end of 911? Have I heard the song recently? No, but it still bothers me.
The day I walk in the house with food just for me might be the day I get divorced. 😆
Me: hey babe, headed to grab a fish sandwich from the spot…. You want something?
The woman: nah I’m good.
*arrives back home with foodstuffs*
TW: let me have a bite…
Me: *gives bite bc I am a magnanimous soul*
TW: …. Cut it in half…
Me:…. You had better carry your ass on….
The woman: nah I’m good.
*arrives back home with foodstuffs*
TW: let me have a bite…
Me: *gives bite bc I am a magnanimous soul*
TW: …. Cut it in half…
Me:…. You had better carry your ass on….
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The day I walk in the house with food just for me might be the day I get divorced. 😆
Same, I’m gon hold that grudge till they go out of business
I stopped fucking with Denny's back in the 90s after they got sued for not serving Black people
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Same, I’m gon hold that grudge till they go out of business
Reposted by Rashan
These holidays don’t be nothing but us celebrating each other eating, drinking, laughing and talking shit…dassit! Not nan white person is a thought past, present or future 🤷🏾♂️
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
These holidays don’t be nothing but us celebrating each other eating, drinking, laughing and talking shit…dassit! Not nan white person is a thought past, present or future 🤷🏾♂️
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My edible very much approves of the percussions in this extended version
My edible very much approves of the percussions in this extended version
Move on Up - Extended Version
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November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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My edible very much approves of the percussions in this extended version
My edible very much approves of the percussions in this extended version
I got my kids saying this! 😂
"Why would you do that Sharon"
What’s your favorite “chronically online” saying?
Mine, “we are so back”
Mine, “we are so back”
October 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I got my kids saying this! 😂
Listen… when all that “best rapper alive” stuff happened I was flabbergasted that people really thought that. His whole formula is dope metaphor followed by metaphor that doesn’t make sense.
Wayne the most overrated rapper alive, to me. TO ME!
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Listen… when all that “best rapper alive” stuff happened I was flabbergasted that people really thought that. His whole formula is dope metaphor followed by metaphor that doesn’t make sense.
One thing I didn’t miss about Verzuz was people thinking that their favorite is everybody else favorite. Like I love Masta Ace’s catalog. I don’t think he has ever made a bad album in 35 years. That don’t mean he gonna beat Hov.
October 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
One thing I didn’t miss about Verzuz was people thinking that their favorite is everybody else favorite. Like I love Masta Ace’s catalog. I don’t think he has ever made a bad album in 35 years. That don’t mean he gonna beat Hov.
So the police killed that NFL running back?!?
October 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
So the police killed that NFL running back?!?
I’m not watching the game but is arch Manning just bad at football? I thought he was supposed to be the future.
October 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’m not watching the game but is arch Manning just bad at football? I thought he was supposed to be the future.
This nigga got a “falling in public” kink and we are all forced participants
Senator Mitch McConnell just suffered a fall in Washington.
October 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This nigga got a “falling in public” kink and we are all forced participants
Only when they trying to sneak something sugary.
Do yalls kids ever shut the fuck up???
October 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Only when they trying to sneak something sugary.