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Ralph 🔞
@ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social
Peace & Love, y'all 💖

Old-Guard Furry, Geek and Fat Sleazy Hipster. Get your parents' permission before doing anything at all, including reading this.
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"You can think of a lesson as a weapon in love..."
"I need twice as much space and half as many things..."
"These are the ghosts I made myself..."

If I have a theme #song, it's These are the Ghosts by The Bees. A gorgeous #Psychedelic UK #Jam track!

thebeesofficial.bandcamp.com/track/these-...
These Are The Ghosts (Live @IAH), by The Bees
from the album Live @Islington Assembly Hall 29.02.2024
thebeesofficial.bandcamp.com
Been a minute since I got #ConCrud -- So much for my streak. Anyone else got a sore throat, body aches and a mild fever?
January 23, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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Delicious to me
January 21, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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FINALLY made it to the @vulpinetaproom.bsky.social while I’m in town for @donryu.bsky.social ’s art jam!
January 21, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Wrapping up my workday at @vulpinetaproom.bsky.social 's Burrow Coffeeshop for @donryu.bsky.social 's weekly art jam. Love being among my fellow furs because we always go extra!

This Spicy Tiger Mocha is almost too cute to drink, but too tasty to spare wins out!
January 21, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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“I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally. If anything, you should be proud of that :)”
January 20, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Folks, Primaries are coming up FAST.

Make sure that you are registered to vote and have any I.D. you may need to do so, make a plan to go vote, and...

DO YOUR RESEARCH. Look for the most left-leaning candidates you can support, NOT some weak ass center-left corpo suit like Schumer.
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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Ḯ̶̤́͆'̶̰̀́͋͛͘͠m̶̡̭͈͍̙̈̔̐͜ ̸̛͉̩s̶̜̯͔͔̏̆͠͝c̴̠̊̐̈́͝a̴̹̠͗r̵̨̥̗̜̜̟̓e̷̙̗̬͈̣͓̒d̵̡̮̅͝ͅ #art #fishcrow
October 22, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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To be clear, Disney asked for quotes, then deleted the post because folks passed the vibes check 😂
January 18, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Am I the only one that thinks this cartoon by Charles Addams (the guy who created the Addams family) is legitimately creepy?
January 19, 2026 at 2:27 AM
As for today, goong to tey to convince the foxie o ne to join me in the Convention Center for last looks and farewells. Headed to the airport at lunchtime, so come get your fat lion/monster hugs while ya can! 😿

Take care of each other.
Be kind to yourselves.
Keep moving. No regrets.

☮️💟☯️
January 19, 2026 at 6:29 PM
And to all of you chubby chasers champing at the bit for my comeback, it's happening!

Need to figure out how and when, but it might just be coming to a convention near you. I may be fat and lazy, but when I decide to do something, I ONLY DO IT BIG!!

Keep watching the (blue) sky! 🦋
January 19, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Thanks #FurtherConfusion2026!! It was a packed weekend and I've got the blisters to prove it. 😅

2025 was a spiritual awakening, this was a return. I made a literal ton of new friends (🐻🍕⚖️), ate myself fat, saw dazzling new costumes, and even met some flying kittens!

See you next year! 💖
January 19, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I think #telegram needs to let both ends of a chat decide to delete it.

It's really the height of petty, juvenile crielty to rip away 15+ years of memories from someone else.

You know if you know. And... Well, honestly? I just feel sorry for you, and I hope you get healthy someday.
January 19, 2026 at 7:07 AM
I'm awake before 10:AM on a Saturday. I must be at a Furry Con.

(Of course. If I was •really• having fun, I'd still be in bed too.)
January 17, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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Doctor Who is at its best when the Doctor is a schlubby nobody bumming through time and space with his cadre of orphans and misfits and at its worst when the Doctor is a traumatized adrenaline junky Jesus figure regularly endangering their latest human therapy animal
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Whats this film about.... batman? Cool let's get that song where seal sings this devastating yearnful poetic ballad with all these baroque elements in the production.

youtu.be/hDd2G_V1rzc?...
January 15, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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“The mothership has returned. Gather your things and inform the others.”
January 17, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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Grok is so much worse than you think.
January 17, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Sometimes I worry that I put people off. And I don't mean to? I'm just a cuddly kitty bear. Like Lambert the Sheepish Lion. Am I..
scary? 😈

Please rub the tum for purrs. I have many purrs inside that need release 🦁
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I'm actually kind of glad they've never added surveys to BlueSky. Those memes were annoying as heck.

🔘 I agree

🔘 Why isn't this thing working?

𝗦𝗨𝗕𝗠𝗜𝗧 𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗥 ➡️
January 16, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Cancel your Spotify subscription.
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.

The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.

Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 16, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Ill be hangin at the zoo drawing pretty much all day today. If anyone wants to come feed the fat cat, or fetch hom soda you will receive generous mane rubs.
January 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I'm afraid you won't really see me around to con space this weekend. Something kinda went wrong. So, if interested, DM me and we can figure something out.

Enjoy your convention, y'all 💖
January 16, 2026 at 8:00 AM