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I love a well-placed semicolon. 🦔💕

Cincinnati, OH • she/her
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I am pleased to announce I’ve won the NHL award for Best Picture.
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving! 🍂🍁
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
yes, i have been saving this screenshot for six months, just so i could wish you a lovely thanksgiving that is free from any obblegobblegations
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“Heated patio” DOES make more sense to put on a roadside sign, but I was really enjoying the ten seconds when I thought it said “heated potato.” 🥲
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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[Dad at kitchen window with coffee cup observing rain voice] we needed this
🚨 BIG BOAT STUCK! 🚨
Interesting events on the Norwegian/Swedish border, where the Hagland Captain is still stuck next to the Svinesund Bridge having failed to successfully identify the wet bit that runs underneath it.
October 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Canada celebrates The Rapture in October
September 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The Selena Gomez Oreos slap. Thank you and good night.
September 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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live your life so that when you die everyone talks about how hot you were and not how you were a hateful bigot
September 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
i dare the innovative minds at apple to find a word other than “innovative”
September 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A car across the intersection let out a little honk today, and the best way I can describe the sound is "shy bagpipe." I'm obsessed.
September 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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*breathe in*

I am not a dumpster fire.

*breathe out*

I am a dumpster phoenix.
August 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Watched a man take a very hefty paperback book into the local Taco Bell, like he was preparing to be there for quite some time and had resigned himself to this fate. 🫡
August 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
photos of hedgehogs wearing tiny hats
if u could open your own museum what would it be about what are u going to devote your life to curate
what is the most unique museum u have visited
for me possibly the ramen museum
August 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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ozzy osbourne dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"
July 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’d like the option to submit a bug report without then being drafted to the app development team for the next two to forty business days
July 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Your mom sent me a thank you card for wasting part of my one wild precious life with her dusty son
June 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Sometimes in life you just need to stop and yell in a basket on the sidewalk. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
June 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Have you ever wished the browser would look at a background color and pick black or white for the text — whichever one provides more contrast?

Now, the `constrast-color()` function in CSS does just that.

webkit.org/blog/16929/c...
How to have the browser pick a contrasting color in CSS
Have you ever wished you could write simple CSS to declare a color, and then have the browser figure out whether black or white should be paired with that color?
webkit.org
May 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Concurrently terrifying and erotic

Goodnight
June 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Getting whacked on the inner ankle by a Skip-It would fix me
June 19, 2025 at 11:56 AM
"I'm a slut for coasters" is a real thing I just said, and before you ask, yes, I am in therapy for many reasons 😌
June 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM