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Rachel
@rachelhumpert.bsky.social
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UO Grad & Duck fan. Wife. Mother. Knitter. Crocheter. Baker (happy to be your ‘go-to’ sourdough specialist). Lover of Libraries. Left handed. Former high school golfer.
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · Jul 23
I’m petty.

I do not root for former Ducks who leave Oregon and play their college sport at another school.

I will never be a “once a Duck alway a Duck” fan.

Did I just boo Te-Hina Paopao when her face appeared on my TV? I sure did.

One day, I won’t care. But today is not that day.
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Finally getting to watch a Duck's women's basketball game! #GoDucks
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek", "Doctor Who," or "Transformers."

Jinx from Space Camp
A robot named Jink from the movie Space Camp
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Y'all! Next week while I'm off work and prepping for Thanksgiving, I'm gonna watch SOOOOOOOO MAAAAANNNNYYY Netflix and Hallmark Christmas movies. I LITERALLY cannot wait!

The real Christmas movies (animated classics, Elf, Christmas Vacation, White Christmas, etc) will happen AFTER 🦃.
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: We’ve secured a $7 million settlement holding the largest U.S. landlord accountable for a price fixing scheme – and putting a check on the rising cost of rentals.

#consumerprotection #orpol
AG Rayfield announces $7 million settlement with largest U.S. landlord over price fixing scheme AG Rayfield and a bipartisan coalition have filed a proposed $7 million settlement to resolve claims against Greystar Management Services LLC, as part of the coalition’s ongoing enforcement efforts targeting price fixing involving housing rental prices across the country. “We’re in the middle of a housing crisis, and families are already stretched to their limits. When the largest landlord in America uses an algorithm to price fix the rent, the result is simple: people pay more. It squeezes working families when the cost of housing is already at an all-time high. This settlement holds the largest U.S. landlord accountable. It’s a win for Oregonians, our pocketbooks, and the rule of law.”
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Hey friends! This is your reminder that if you’re roasting the Thanksgiving turkey, today is the day to start defrosting it in the fridge, especially if you plan to brine it.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Today I’m officially the mom of a 17 year old.

It’s crazy! Seems like yesterday we were bringing him home from the birth center.

Now we’re planning college visits. (UO is his first choice -Go Ducks!)
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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New Ducks vs Them!

youtu.be/x5cnLZQHgoI?...
Ducks vs Them | 2025 Oregon Football Game 10 | “In The Dark"
YouTube video by GoDucks
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November 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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😂😂😂😂
pattonoswalt.bsky.social Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 2d
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Same, but also
The album cover for Aquarium by Aqua
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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I’m so annoyed I haven’t been able to watch a single Ducks women’s basketball game yet this season. I think they’ve all been on the BIG10+ streaming service and I do not want to pay for another god damn streaming service.
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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GameDay’s coming back to Eugene!

The 7 yo asked if we could go and I said yes.
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Mariota is looking good!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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That was an amazing and boring game. I loved it! 10/10.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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The kids (ie my husband) got me a Slushi machine for my birthday. Trying it out for the first time with some bottled apple cider.
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.

‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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This is 45.

Kids. Wear your sunscreen. Stay hydrated. Moisturize. And you too may still get carded whilst buying wine at your local Trader Joe’s.
A white woman in her 45th birthday sits on a gray couch.
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Riiiiiiight..
The housing issue couldn't possibly have anything to do with hedge funds and venture capitalist buying shit and renting at OUTRAGEOUS mark ups.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6d
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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I’m totally working!

Working on how I’m going to rearrange my living room to fit the addition 12 people who will be joining us for Thanksgiving this year.
Notebook paper with a poorly sketched out layout for furniture in a living room/dining room to accommodate seating 16-17 people together for Thanksgiving diner.
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Low odds here but if anyone in Portland knows anybody with an extra ticket to see Ben Nichols on Friday I’d reasssaally like one. (Pls RT if you’re local)
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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This is disgusting. I have a 15 yo. If some MAN tried to date her, one of us would be in jail.

Megyn Kelly can fuck all the way off.
accountablegop.bsky.social Republican Accountability @accountablegop.bsky.social · 6d
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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PSA! My local Trader Joe’s once again has their Hot Honey Popcorn and Fromage Pavé back in stock.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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I’m 10 minutes into this movie and I’ve already chuckled audibly several times.

@russellhfilm.bsky.social did it again!
rachelhumpert.bsky.social Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 8d
Alright. On this Veteran’s Day off, I’ve given in and made my first pot of peppermint mocha coffee and turned in my first Hallmark Christmas movie - “Merry Christmas, Ted Cooper!”
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Alright. On this Veteran’s Day off, I’ve given in and made my first pot of peppermint mocha coffee and turned in my first Hallmark Christmas movie - “Merry Christmas, Ted Cooper!”
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I would 100% do a yarn advent or two from my favorite indie yarn dyers.
clairewillett.bsky.social Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 8d
everything is bonkers right now and we need a timeline cleanse. let’s play a game. if I handed you a blank check but you could ONLY spend it on an Advent calendar, what absurdly pricy collection of little treats are you buying yourself?
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM