Rachel
@rachelhumpert.bsky.social
UO Grad & Duck fan. Wife. Mother. Knitter. Crocheter. Baker (happy to be your ‘go-to’ sourdough specialist). Lover of Libraries. Left handed. Former high school golfer.
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Rachel
@rachelhumpert.bsky.social
· Jul 23
I’m petty.
I do not root for former Ducks who leave Oregon and play their college sport at another school.
I will never be a “once a Duck alway a Duck” fan.
Did I just boo Te-Hina Paopao when her face appeared on my TV? I sure did.
One day, I won’t care. But today is not that day.
I do not root for former Ducks who leave Oregon and play their college sport at another school.
I will never be a “once a Duck alway a Duck” fan.
Did I just boo Te-Hina Paopao when her face appeared on my TV? I sure did.
One day, I won’t care. But today is not that day.
I haven’t missed my old Twitter account until these last couple weeks. I wish I could see JMUs posts about the Ducks and today’s game.
Rece Davis acknowledges the best account going on X right now: @JMUSportsNews
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I haven’t missed my old Twitter account until these last couple weeks. I wish I could see JMUs posts about the Ducks and today’s game.
I see Alabama finally decided to start playing football.
December 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I see Alabama finally decided to start playing football.
I’m not Jewish, but Hanukkah foods appeal to me, so I am attempting to make Sufganiyot - so far so good.
December 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I’m not Jewish, but Hanukkah foods appeal to me, so I am attempting to make Sufganiyot - so far so good.
Seattle is going to win this game on shear dumb fucking luck. 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
December 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Seattle is going to win this game on shear dumb fucking luck. 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I have a spreadsheet that tracks wine and snack pairings from a sommelier I follow on Instagram. It's handy to keep up and accessible as it looks like work. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Here it is in case you were wondering docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Here it is in case you were wondering docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Instagram Sommelier Suggestions
docs.google.com
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I have a spreadsheet that tracks wine and snack pairings from a sommelier I follow on Instagram. It's handy to keep up and accessible as it looks like work. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Here it is in case you were wondering docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Here it is in case you were wondering docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
So glad my senators aren’t on this list
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
So glad my senators aren’t on this list
I’m sorry. Did I just hear Phillip Rivers has a GRANDCHILD!?!?!
December 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I’m sorry. Did I just hear Phillip Rivers has a GRANDCHILD!?!?!
18 out of 20 because we were poor and didn’t have internet.
Fun fact: my parents still don’t have the internet.
Fun fact: my parents still don’t have the internet.
December 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
18 out of 20 because we were poor and didn’t have internet.
Fun fact: my parents still don’t have the internet.
Fun fact: my parents still don’t have the internet.
Time for Hot Frosty!!
December 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Time for Hot Frosty!!
I have 7 teenage girls in my house and they are just so loud.
December 14, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I have 7 teenage girls in my house and they are just so loud.
I just watched “Last Christmas” for the first time.
Not what I expected, but I LOVED IT!
Not what I expected, but I LOVED IT!
a man and a woman looking up at the sky
Alt: a man and a woman looking up at the sky
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I just watched “Last Christmas” for the first time.
Not what I expected, but I LOVED IT!
Not what I expected, but I LOVED IT!
You will be visited by three spirits
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
Does anyone else who was a youth in the 90s remember having an advent calendar that had more than just chocolate in it? I remember having one that also had gummy candies.
Maybe it was a fever dream? Maybe my aunt sent them to us when she was living overseas?
Maybe it was a fever dream? Maybe my aunt sent them to us when she was living overseas?
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Does anyone else who was a youth in the 90s remember having an advent calendar that had more than just chocolate in it? I remember having one that also had gummy candies.
Maybe it was a fever dream? Maybe my aunt sent them to us when she was living overseas?
Maybe it was a fever dream? Maybe my aunt sent them to us when she was living overseas?
Reposted by Rachel
What is going on with Phillip Rivers’ eyebrows?!?
December 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
What is going on with Phillip Rivers’ eyebrows?!?
And then the owls started attacking people. Fuck them owls. www.salemreporter.com/2023/12/21/c...
COLUMN: Salem man reports owl attack near Bush's Pasture Park - Salem Reporter
The city of Salem has issued a warning after a man reported an owl attack over the weekend. Local bird expert Harry Fuller investigates.
www.salemreporter.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
And then the owls started attacking people. Fuck them owls. www.salemreporter.com/2023/12/21/c...
Going into work late because I have a dentist appointment but I had time to bake a loaf of sourdough.
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Going into work late because I have a dentist appointment but I had time to bake a loaf of sourdough.
I would like to humbly request a Pitch Perfect Christmas movie.
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I would like to humbly request a Pitch Perfect Christmas movie.
This is the best Three Musketeers movie - I will not entertain any arguments saying other wise.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0108...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0108...
The Three Musketeers (1993) ⭐ 6.4 | Action, Adventure, Romance
1h 45m | PG
www.imdb.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
This is the best Three Musketeers movie - I will not entertain any arguments saying other wise.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0108...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0108...
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Oh shit!! That was a brutal hit!
December 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Oh shit!! That was a brutal hit!
Notre Dame’s a bunch of cry babies
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Notre Dame’s a bunch of cry babies
Ok, but for real - who’s playing in the @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social and the @poptartsbowl.com ?
That’s all anyone wants to know.
That’s all anyone wants to know.
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Ok, but for real - who’s playing in the @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social and the @poptartsbowl.com ?
That’s all anyone wants to know.
That’s all anyone wants to know.
Reposted by Rachel
Let’s make some history.
The first @CFBPlayoff game in Autzen Stadium will feature the first meeting between Oregon and James Madison.
#GoDucks
The first @CFBPlayoff game in Autzen Stadium will feature the first meeting between Oregon and James Madison.
#GoDucks
December 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Let’s make some history.
The first @CFBPlayoff game in Autzen Stadium will feature the first meeting between Oregon and James Madison.
#GoDucks
The first @CFBPlayoff game in Autzen Stadium will feature the first meeting between Oregon and James Madison.
#GoDucks