Qwertyco
@qwertyco.bsky.social
Coddler of eggs,
Pies piped while-u-wait,
Four speed gearbox,
Making feet for children's shoes since 1921.
Grand pneu champion.
Slava Ukraini!
Pies piped while-u-wait,
Four speed gearbox,
Making feet for children's shoes since 1921.
Grand pneu champion.
Slava Ukraini!
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On the anniversary of the day Margaret Thatcher resigned, let us take a moment to remember what a cruel, heartless piece of shit she was.
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
On the anniversary of the day Margaret Thatcher resigned, let us take a moment to remember what a cruel, heartless piece of shit she was.
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This
Anyway now seems like a really good time to say….who the fuck is Charlotte Owen
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This
"Epstein" is another name he keeps hearing as well
Trump on who he wants investigated: "Soros is a name certainly that I keep hearing. I don't know. I hear a lot of different names. I hear names of some pretty rich people that are radical left people. Maybe I hear about a guy named Reid Hoffman."
September 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"Epstein" is another name he keeps hearing as well
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September 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Beautiful to witness 👌
Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him
September 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Beautiful to witness 👌
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I only watch South Park for the american politics updates. it’s like the news but honest.
August 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I only watch South Park for the american politics updates. it’s like the news but honest.
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A very neat illustration of the Tory Party's rapid collapse into dimwit dog-whistle populism. It's not Grieve's party anymore
August 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
A very neat illustration of the Tory Party's rapid collapse into dimwit dog-whistle populism. It's not Grieve's party anymore
Cue: Benny Hill theme tune
Trump struggled to walk in a straight line as he went to greet Putin
August 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Cue: Benny Hill theme tune
So, are they speaking Russian, or Gibberish?
August 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
So, are they speaking Russian, or Gibberish?
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So do all these pictures. 🤷♂️
August 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So do all these pictures. 🤷♂️
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“Both of them.”
August 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
“Both of them.”
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Who better to lecture people about political integrity than the woman who was sacked for having 14 meetings with senior Israeli figures while on holiday then lying about it , then sacked again for bullying.
July 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Who better to lecture people about political integrity than the woman who was sacked for having 14 meetings with senior Israeli figures while on holiday then lying about it , then sacked again for bullying.
Save time when shopping for cutlery and crockery by simply asking for crocklery.
July 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Save time when shopping for cutlery and crockery by simply asking for crocklery.
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It's actually pretty hard to argue this😞
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July 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It's actually pretty hard to argue this😞
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Horrible migrants are killing Europe, says horrible migrant arriving in Europe
July 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Horrible migrants are killing Europe, says horrible migrant arriving in Europe
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Is it normal for foreign convicted sex offenders to be admitted to the United Kingdom for tourism?
July 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Is it normal for foreign convicted sex offenders to be admitted to the United Kingdom for tourism?
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Scotland, please do her proud: inews.co.uk/culture/arts...
July 18, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Scotland, please do her proud: inews.co.uk/culture/arts...
Pedo's gotta pede.
So where is the PedoPotus currently getting his sick fix?
So where is the PedoPotus currently getting his sick fix?
July 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Pedo's gotta pede.
So where is the PedoPotus currently getting his sick fix?
So where is the PedoPotus currently getting his sick fix?
Which country will the PedoPotus flee to for sanctuary?
(Leaving his minions behind to burn, obviously)
(Leaving his minions behind to burn, obviously)
July 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Which country will the PedoPotus flee to for sanctuary?
(Leaving his minions behind to burn, obviously)
(Leaving his minions behind to burn, obviously)
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If I’d spent 14 years neglecting a house, burdening it with debt, not fixing the leaking roof, failing to modernise it and left nasty things hidden in the long grass, I wouldn’t criticise the new owners for not fixing everything in a single year.
But then, I’m not Kemi Badenoch.
But then, I’m not Kemi Badenoch.
July 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If I’d spent 14 years neglecting a house, burdening it with debt, not fixing the leaking roof, failing to modernise it and left nasty things hidden in the long grass, I wouldn’t criticise the new owners for not fixing everything in a single year.
But then, I’m not Kemi Badenoch.
But then, I’m not Kemi Badenoch.
Why does my 10 year smoke alarm, (which has just failed after 2 years) only have a five year warranty?
July 17, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Why does my 10 year smoke alarm, (which has just failed after 2 years) only have a five year warranty?