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Just been in a room eating saltines for like, 27 years
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Do Mormons realize that getting accommodations to not work on Sunday in DEI
March 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Why is it that as soon as I grow my hair out to a decent length I want to cut it again?
February 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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No grudge going unpursued.
February 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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statistically valentine’s day is the safest day on the road because none of the cybertrucks have anywhere to be
February 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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February 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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some of the best signs from the SLC protest today (all credit to jefferyhollandsnips via reddit)
February 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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February 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Boycott wallowing in your misery.

You wanna known where wallowing in my sadness has gotten me?

Absolutely fucking nowhere.
February 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Do you guys ever worry that by the time you create the life you want to live, it will be too late to live it properly?
February 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It took double the caffeine to get me enough Will to Live this morning, what is this world coming to
February 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The president just signed an executive order mandating that any two men in a hot tub must be a minimum of 5' apart at all times
February 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This movie is about a guy finding out he has a daughter he doesn't know about. I feel like I've been very careful so this better be wrong lol
January 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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rebellion against capitalism comes in many forms and one form is to let friends live with you if you own a house (i have only ever been the beneficiary of this but someday i would like to own a house and rent it to friends for cheap)

the fewer people landlords have to rent to, the better
December 24, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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by the santa clause rules luigi magione is now the ceo of united healthcare
December 13, 2024 at 2:29 AM
One of these days I need to learn to play Apex so I can have more male friends
December 11, 2024 at 6:56 AM
Have you heard of Altoona-style "pizza"? Seems like a pretty anti-italian place to me
December 10, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Does 2025 Spotify wrapped start tracking me now or can I listen for the rest of December with no accountability?
December 5, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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i’m built different (worse)
December 5, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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walk into the club like what up i got depression
December 1, 2024 at 4:34 AM
I have been ignoring my homework and was so stressed to look at canvas, then I remembered I'm getting my bachelor's in crayon eating (business degree) and everything is fine lol
November 30, 2024 at 7:17 PM