@masonjomoa96.bsky.social
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*Letting Oliver out of his kennel*
"Sorry bud. Had to give you mother some errection affection!"
"Sorry bud. Had to give you mother some errection affection!"
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If I fits I sits 🐈 📦
October 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If I fits I sits 🐈 📦
*about to go have raw sex*
"This is gonna be the best night of my life!"
"This is gonna be the best night of my life!"
October 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
*about to go have raw sex*
"This is gonna be the best night of my life!"
"This is gonna be the best night of my life!"
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October 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Stepped out of the bathroom, wasn't done in the bathroom, left phone in bathroom, guest swooped into bathroom, posting from laptop, it's been like 20 minutes.. peeved.
October 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Stepped out of the bathroom, wasn't done in the bathroom, left phone in bathroom, guest swooped into bathroom, posting from laptop, it's been like 20 minutes.. peeved.
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September 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Either I'm getting too old, or movie theater sound systems are getting too loud🤷♂️
July 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Either I'm getting too old, or movie theater sound systems are getting too loud🤷♂️
My roommate let's his annoying dog sleep in the tub..
Explains the poor draining😑
Explains the poor draining😑
July 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My roommate let's his annoying dog sleep in the tub..
Explains the poor draining😑
Explains the poor draining😑
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Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke
July 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke
Welp.. I no longer have any reason to communicate with my parents or go to their house.
Hopefully therapy can help them learn to accept people (me, my siblings, and others) for who/how they are.
Hopefully therapy can help them learn to accept people (me, my siblings, and others) for who/how they are.
July 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Welp.. I no longer have any reason to communicate with my parents or go to their house.
Hopefully therapy can help them learn to accept people (me, my siblings, and others) for who/how they are.
Hopefully therapy can help them learn to accept people (me, my siblings, and others) for who/how they are.
She let's me nut inside her. So I send her cute memes that remind me of her!
July 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
She let's me nut inside her. So I send her cute memes that remind me of her!
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Headline:
4th of July fireworks may be losing some of their spark this year due to tariffs
Donald Trump killed the Fourth of July.
4th of July fireworks may be losing some of their spark this year due to tariffs
Donald Trump killed the Fourth of July.
July 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Headline:
4th of July fireworks may be losing some of their spark this year due to tariffs
Donald Trump killed the Fourth of July.
4th of July fireworks may be losing some of their spark this year due to tariffs
Donald Trump killed the Fourth of July.
If you're feeling patriotic this weekend. Please don't bug me.l to also be patriotic. I will be a jackass to you.. loudly, and I don't care if we're in public.
July 4, 2025 at 6:28 AM
If you're feeling patriotic this weekend. Please don't bug me.l to also be patriotic. I will be a jackass to you.. loudly, and I don't care if we're in public.
Can't wait to add "Working Class Actor" to my LinkdIn profile, and watch all the corporate connections I've made lose their marbles!
July 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Can't wait to add "Working Class Actor" to my LinkdIn profile, and watch all the corporate connections I've made lose their marbles!
A capitalist mind short circuits when it realizes I'm literally getting paid to just chill!
June 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
A capitalist mind short circuits when it realizes I'm literally getting paid to just chill!
You know how the nicer the house, the more difficult it is to find the trash bins?
Well.. the next level to that is the door locks. I literally spent 5-7 minutes messing with the front door here at my clients house trying to figure out how to lock it!
Well.. the next level to that is the door locks. I literally spent 5-7 minutes messing with the front door here at my clients house trying to figure out how to lock it!
June 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
You know how the nicer the house, the more difficult it is to find the trash bins?
Well.. the next level to that is the door locks. I literally spent 5-7 minutes messing with the front door here at my clients house trying to figure out how to lock it!
Well.. the next level to that is the door locks. I literally spent 5-7 minutes messing with the front door here at my clients house trying to figure out how to lock it!
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Imagine if instead of firing missiles at each other we spent that money on food and housing for people
June 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Imagine if instead of firing missiles at each other we spent that money on food and housing for people
Learned this morning that two of my car homies died last night in an accident.
Now do you understand why I'm so nitpicky and judgmental about poor driving habits! Do better, or stay off the road and get a ride from someone who knows how to drive.
Now do you understand why I'm so nitpicky and judgmental about poor driving habits! Do better, or stay off the road and get a ride from someone who knows how to drive.
June 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Learned this morning that two of my car homies died last night in an accident.
Now do you understand why I'm so nitpicky and judgmental about poor driving habits! Do better, or stay off the road and get a ride from someone who knows how to drive.
Now do you understand why I'm so nitpicky and judgmental about poor driving habits! Do better, or stay off the road and get a ride from someone who knows how to drive.
The dogs I'm watching this weekend snore louder than I do!!!
June 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The dogs I'm watching this weekend snore louder than I do!!!
Working for myself is wild. What do you mean I have to tell a potential client I'm not available for almost a month!!!!!!?😅
June 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Working for myself is wild. What do you mean I have to tell a potential client I'm not available for almost a month!!!!!!?😅
Everything reminds me of her😌🙌💦
June 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Everything reminds me of her😌🙌💦