masonjomoa96.bsky.social
@masonjomoa96.bsky.social
A capitalist mind short circuits when it realizes I'm literally getting paid to just chill!
June 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Everything reminds me of her😌🙌💦
June 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Putting in effort to wear a decent shirt and do my hair, and then the function flops🖕 Fuck off, I'm staying in the rest of the day!
June 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Wanna come over and get:
June 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
May 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The only Jesus I believe in, is a gangster.
April 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
March 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Bidets be like:
March 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Spring is in the air
March 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
March 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
February 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
February 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I literally say this to myself, just like this kid does, at least twice an hour!
February 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
These are home and land prices in my hometown. Grantsville Utah! FarmVille bro. I'm talking stuck-behind-a-tractor-on-main-street, smells like a farm everywhere type of FarmVille!

Very discouraging!
February 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
February 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
👎❌️Beer tub🙂‍↔️🙅‍♂️

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👍✅️Tub beer🧏‍♂️🙂‍↕️
February 20, 2025 at 7:03 AM
February 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
February 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
🫠🙃
February 18, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Oliver has some opinions about Penguin Town
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February 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
February 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Yeah dammit!
February 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
February 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Picture for reference.
February 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Not as combustible as I thought for being wood. Took a few minutes to light and even then wouldn't stay lit. Had to re-light it four times to get it to stay aflame!
February 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM