the hot dog guy
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people say they hate jury duty but who wouldn't want to serve on this one, like watching a tim robinson sketch in real life
Paramedic under investigation for explicit videos defends urinating in family’s food
Paramedic under investigation for explicit videos defends urinating in family’s food
A Baltimore County paramedic has been under investigation for allegedly ejaculating and urinating on his colleagues' belongings.
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January 3, 2026 at 1:20 AM
people say they hate jury duty but who wouldn't want to serve on this one, like watching a tim robinson sketch in real life
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A coworker and I were nearly hit in this exact crosswalk a couple weeks ago at around the same time of day. In our case, the driver said they had the sun in their eyes. They need to adjust the light/crosswalk timing here before another pedestrian gets killed
December 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
A coworker and I were nearly hit in this exact crosswalk a couple weeks ago at around the same time of day. In our case, the driver said they had the sun in their eyes. They need to adjust the light/crosswalk timing here before another pedestrian gets killed
tangy fish flavor the weirdest seltzer of all time?
Thirsty Dog!/Thirsty Cat! (1994-1994): Liters of lightly carbonated bottled water made specifically for pets, containing vitamins and flavorings ("crispy beef" for dogs, and "tangy fish" for cats), but FDA approved for humans consumption, and even certified kosher.
December 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
tangy fish flavor the weirdest seltzer of all time?
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I’ve been to Michelin star restaurants all over the world and I’m still pretty sure the best meal anywhere involves throwing a bushel of crabs right onto a newspaper-covered table. Can’t beat it
December 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’ve been to Michelin star restaurants all over the world and I’m still pretty sure the best meal anywhere involves throwing a bushel of crabs right onto a newspaper-covered table. Can’t beat it
amtrak... thank u www.instagram.com/reel/DSgxOU7...
Amtrak on Instagram: "Happy first day of winter! Who’s ready to relish the sights of the season? 🌭❄️"
3,814 likes, 92 comments - amtrak on December 20, 2025: "Happy first day of winter! Who’s ready to relish the sights of the season? 🌭❄️".
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December 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
amtrak... thank u www.instagram.com/reel/DSgxOU7...
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
stunningly classic web design, a+++ need to visit this place irl parkvilleknives.com
Parkville Knives
While you wait! Custom knife sharpening in our fully equipped knife lab! Make an appointment today!
parkvilleknives.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
stunningly classic web design, a+++ need to visit this place irl parkvilleknives.com
the cops/fire dept have had calvert blocked as well as 28th for an hour and a half now, so i guess this was pretty bad. the city needs to extend the 28th st traffic calming from remington through greenmount so badly
🚨 Baltimore City Accident Alert
Vehicle Accident With Medical Assistance
📍 2000 block of East 28th Street
🚒 Units: E31
Created with AI, info may be incorrect - check audio.
Vehicle Accident With Medical Assistance
📍 2000 block of East 28th Street
🚒 Units: E31
Created with AI, info may be incorrect - check audio.
View Alert
baltimorealerts.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
the cops/fire dept have had calvert blocked as well as 28th for an hour and a half now, so i guess this was pretty bad. the city needs to extend the 28th st traffic calming from remington through greenmount so badly
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SLC Punk is a classic
December 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
SLC Punk is a classic
yes
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
yes
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One year ago tomorrow Larry Hogan went into his backyard on a frigid night where he spent 45 minutes out in the cold filming stars in the constellation Orion located 800+ light years from Earth, then angrily demanded the government take action against them
December 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
One year ago tomorrow Larry Hogan went into his backyard on a frigid night where he spent 45 minutes out in the cold filming stars in the constellation Orion located 800+ light years from Earth, then angrily demanded the government take action against them
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in the mlb this is akin to Being Karl Marx
this is much more than so many other baseball players have said about racism
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
in the mlb this is akin to Being Karl Marx
ah damn
To make room for Pete Alonso on the 40-man roster, the Orioles designated catcher Maverick Handley for assignment
December 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
ah damn
free jimmy eat world show in the inner harbor of baltimore... for the army-navy game..? ok!(?)
how did i not know about this??
considering i can walk to it, i have to go
considering i can walk to it, i have to go
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
free jimmy eat world show in the inner harbor of baltimore... for the army-navy game..? ok!(?)
yo these barry glazer sweatpants 🔥
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barryglazer.net/product/barr...
Barry Glazer Sweat Pants
Stay active and be the talk of the town in Barry’s new open-bottom sweat pants, featuring the famous line; “don’t urinate on my leg and tell me its raining.” See image.
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December 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
yo these barry glazer sweatpants 🔥
barryglazer.net/product/barr...
barryglazer.net/product/barr...
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The Oriole Bird is gonna steal Mrs Met next
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The Oriole Bird is gonna steal Mrs Met next
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tried this place a week or so ago - the food was pretty great and cheap so i'm excited about it, but maybe not as much given this article. on the other hand, i'm not really convinced this thing is "AI" powered.
The Dish: Is this AI-powered robot the future of restaurants?
The Dish: Is this AI-powered robot the future of restaurants?
At new Chinese restaurant Mahjong by Johns Hopkins University, the sous chef is a set of artificial intelligence-powered robots.
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December 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
tried this place a week or so ago - the food was pretty great and cheap so i'm excited about it, but maybe not as much given this article. on the other hand, i'm not really convinced this thing is "AI" powered.
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Welcome to Baltimore. We’re glad you’re here.
Transgender People Find Rare Sanctuary in Baltimore
Transgender Americans are being driven out of their hometowns and into Charm City’s welcoming arms.
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December 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Welcome to Baltimore. We’re glad you’re here.
Traveling in style (got mustard all over the clothes I’m supposed to wear in the office this week)
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Traveling in style (got mustard all over the clothes I’m supposed to wear in the office this week)
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You know what's a better use for public streets than allowing free access to cars? Having thousands of neighbors stand around getting piss drunk + housing food truck scran while listening to choirs sing before blowing up a bunch of rockets and turning a dead slaver into a christmas tree
December 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
You know what's a better use for public streets than allowing free access to cars? Having thousands of neighbors stand around getting piss drunk + housing food truck scran while listening to choirs sing before blowing up a bunch of rockets and turning a dead slaver into a christmas tree
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Happy ‘Glad My Psycho Neighbor Didn’t Murder My Family’ Day to all who observe.
THREAD: Today marks one year since the night of the most surreal, impactful event of my life so far. My neighbor blew up both of our houses after a 3 hour standoff with police. My family evacuated before the explosion (dog too). Grateful to be alive. youtu.be/O2VkgFyNE4M?...
House explodes in Arlington, Virginia as police serve search warrant
YouTube video by 11Alive
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December 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy ‘Glad My Psycho Neighbor Didn’t Murder My Family’ Day to all who observe.
hell yeah, the plastic one sucked and i am so tired of refilling my several year-old tin
Old school: McCormick brings back classic Old Bay tin
McCormick brings back classic Old Bay tin
McCormick & Company is bringing back tin packaging for Old Bay, the spice blend’s original packaging before the brand switched to plastic in 2017.
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December 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
hell yeah, the plastic one sucked and i am so tired of refilling my several year-old tin
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Hehehehehehe GET HYPE thewalters.org/news/douriea...
The Walters to Present the Work of Jewelry Designer Known for Contributions to Marvel Studios’ Black Panther films in April 2026
Douriean Fletcher: Jewelry of the Afrofuture explores the artist’s early years, work in film, and inspiration from the Walters Art Museum’s collection
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December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Hehehehehehe GET HYPE thewalters.org/news/douriea...
lol this is happening in baltimore today also
For no reason at all I'm thinking of the MAGA guy in my town who wanted to change our zoning by-laws to "preserve the town's demographics."
Leavitt: "Leaders have a duty to preserve the integrity and character of our nation's national identity."
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
lol this is happening in baltimore today also