Michael (Dude)lé
@qrtrs4schuylkil.bsky.social
📍Philadelphia, Milky Way Galaxy
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Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him
April 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him
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Am I the only one reading White House tweets in Bane’s voice in my head?
April 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Am I the only one reading White House tweets in Bane’s voice in my head?
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financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
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The year is 2026. You have been arrested and exiled to a Mr Beast Content Zone where the Geneva Conventions do not apply
March 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The year is 2026. You have been arrested and exiled to a Mr Beast Content Zone where the Geneva Conventions do not apply
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hey if you're visiting here because Vichy Twitter is down... don't go back! Bad website. Bluesky... pretty good website. At the very least, delete the X app from your phone and set your account to protected (when you can log in and do that again)
March 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
hey if you're visiting here because Vichy Twitter is down... don't go back! Bad website. Bluesky... pretty good website. At the very least, delete the X app from your phone and set your account to protected (when you can log in and do that again)
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Reposted by Michael (Dude)lé
If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE
Penguins HAVE wings already redbull.
February 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Penguins HAVE wings already redbull.
This chair looks so dangerous
February 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This chair looks so dangerous
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The bath is much better than bed for hiding from life. Nobody ever says "He's just lying in the bath all day. I'm worried. He's incredibly clean."
January 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The bath is much better than bed for hiding from life. Nobody ever says "He's just lying in the bath all day. I'm worried. He's incredibly clean."
There like can’t possibly be this many dudes that just make a living vlogging themselves eating various sandwiches across the city. It doesn’t add up!
January 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
There like can’t possibly be this many dudes that just make a living vlogging themselves eating various sandwiches across the city. It doesn’t add up!
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
lol the city replaced our street light with an LED and it’s absolutely bonkers how bright it is. It’s like daytime outside the window. #Philly
January 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
lol the city replaced our street light with an LED and it’s absolutely bonkers how bright it is. It’s like daytime outside the window. #Philly
My wife watched some fucking Ted Talk or something in AI for work and won’t stop going on about it. Think it’s time for a nice little Terminator 1 & 2 rewatch to ground us. 🎥📽️🎬 #Filmsky
January 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My wife watched some fucking Ted Talk or something in AI for work and won’t stop going on about it. Think it’s time for a nice little Terminator 1 & 2 rewatch to ground us. 🎥📽️🎬 #Filmsky
Made a Turboman / Jingle All The Way reference on a call today and nobody had any idea what I was talking about. Becoming truly culturally bankrupt.
December 17, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Made a Turboman / Jingle All The Way reference on a call today and nobody had any idea what I was talking about. Becoming truly culturally bankrupt.
Went to an event for my wife’s work at Topgolf tonight and based on how I’m feeling right now I’m thinking I’m not gonna be able to move my body at all tomorrow.
December 11, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Went to an event for my wife’s work at Topgolf tonight and based on how I’m feeling right now I’m thinking I’m not gonna be able to move my body at all tomorrow.
Omg an Asad’s Hot Chicken is opening right around the corner from me in Pennsport. I’m gonna be dead. #Philly #SouthPhilly
December 5, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Omg an Asad’s Hot Chicken is opening right around the corner from me in Pennsport. I’m gonna be dead. #Philly #SouthPhilly
Watched South Pacific for the first time today and feel like I’ve wasted years of my life without it. Stunning. These MFers swung for the fences.
The character of StewPot is probably the one glaring issue.
📽️ #Filmsky
The character of StewPot is probably the one glaring issue.
📽️ #Filmsky
November 25, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Watched South Pacific for the first time today and feel like I’ve wasted years of my life without it. Stunning. These MFers swung for the fences.
The character of StewPot is probably the one glaring issue.
📽️ #Filmsky
The character of StewPot is probably the one glaring issue.
📽️ #Filmsky
Getting harder to do any work at all the closer we get to Thanksgiving so I’m gonna try acting like an awful hustle culture influencer today. Just keep saying let’s goooooo.
November 22, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Getting harder to do any work at all the closer we get to Thanksgiving so I’m gonna try acting like an awful hustle culture influencer today. Just keep saying let’s goooooo.