Amy
@qacdefeej.bsky.social
It has come to my attention that a lack of convincing bio encourages humans to assume I am a bot. Nothing could be further from the truth. I am very good at picking out stop signs, bicycles, and school busses. Therefore, I am a human.
Imagine my chagrin after buying it to find out it's *not* "How Book of Cussing."
Pfft.
Pfft.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Imagine my chagrin after buying it to find out it's *not* "How Book of Cussing."
Pfft.
Pfft.
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
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DONALD TRUMP: [walking aimlessly into a corner of the room like a Sims character]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [walking aimlessly into a corner of the room like a Sims character]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
How the hell do you lose a negotiation to *Trump*? He may be TACO but the democrats are TACO Supreme.
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
How the hell do you lose a negotiation to *Trump*? He may be TACO but the democrats are TACO Supreme.
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it was love at first sight
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
it was love at first sight
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I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
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Breaking: CPD and ICE release new training video for recruits.
Monty Python - Self-Defense Against Fruit
YouTube video by Caio Badner
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Breaking: CPD and ICE release new training video for recruits.
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"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
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The reason 42 million Americans are on SNAP is because employers aren’t paying living wages.
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The reason 42 million Americans are on SNAP is because employers aren’t paying living wages.
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A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
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This is what happens when technology outpaces pants
October 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This is what happens when technology outpaces pants
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Same, only a banana that got lost in the back of a drawer in my desk in 1987.
October 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Same, only a banana that got lost in the back of a drawer in my desk in 1987.
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Over there sits your childhood stuffed animal slowly losing atoms to chaos. Piece by piece he says goodbye. Piece by piece you join him.
May 17, 2023 at 7:35 PM
Over there sits your childhood stuffed animal slowly losing atoms to chaos. Piece by piece he says goodbye. Piece by piece you join him.
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Just checking: the republicans that attacked and sent marshals to arrest Texas dems for not showing up to work (in an effort to protect voting rights, btw) are the same republicans that are not showing up to work, yeah?
October 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Just checking: the republicans that attacked and sent marshals to arrest Texas dems for not showing up to work (in an effort to protect voting rights, btw) are the same republicans that are not showing up to work, yeah?
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Does their whole plan hinge on us rioting?
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture
youtu.be
October 22, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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I'm not a West Wing obsessed lib or anything but the more I see pictures of this the more fucked up I think it is. It's like he cut off one of the hands of the Lincoln memorial with an angle grinder so he could add a big gun to it.
The Treasury Department instructed employees not to share to share photos of the demolition of parts of the White House’s East Wing
Exclusive | Treasury Tells Employees Not to Share Photos of White House Ballroom Construction
Images of the demolition of parts of the East Wing went viral on Monday, and Treasury’s headquarters next door to the White House has a front-row seat.
www.wsj.com
October 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'm not a West Wing obsessed lib or anything but the more I see pictures of this the more fucked up I think it is. It's like he cut off one of the hands of the Lincoln memorial with an angle grinder so he could add a big gun to it.
Stormy Daniels says that's waaaaaaaay too much ball room.
October 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Stormy Daniels says that's waaaaaaaay too much ball room.
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OK guys, post your best signs from today for entry into my Top 15 No Kings Sign Contest.
October 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
OK guys, post your best signs from today for entry into my Top 15 No Kings Sign Contest.
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remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears
2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.
My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
October 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears