🎶Sheena is...a runk pocker....
@pyslexicdharmacist.bsky.social
Registered Drug Dealer, or Qualified Green Witch. Leftist Lefty. Herbivorous Herbalist. Bird Nerd. Allegedly Allistic Alliteration Ally. Pfp by I think Samuel Goode? ☸️♐️⚜️🏳️🌈
Pinned
Just look at that face.
All cashapp donations to $chibicougar go directly towards her vet bills. Heartworms are expensive to treat (>$1000!) and there's not much assistance available. Her owner works 60 hours a week, help him spend more time with her!
All cashapp donations to $chibicougar go directly towards her vet bills. Heartworms are expensive to treat (>$1000!) and there's not much assistance available. Her owner works 60 hours a week, help him spend more time with her!
Surgeon: "Scalpel?"
Optimus: *knocks it out of his hand*
Surgeon: "Who forgot the override?"
Tech: "Uh, I think Jimothy was supposed to-"
Jimothy: "You son of-"
Optimus: *tackles Jimothy* MURDER ALERT MURDER ALERT
Patient: *dies*
Optimus: *knocks it out of his hand*
Surgeon: "Who forgot the override?"
Tech: "Uh, I think Jimothy was supposed to-"
Jimothy: "You son of-"
Optimus: *tackles Jimothy* MURDER ALERT MURDER ALERT
Patient: *dies*
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Surgeon: "Scalpel?"
Optimus: *knocks it out of his hand*
Surgeon: "Who forgot the override?"
Tech: "Uh, I think Jimothy was supposed to-"
Jimothy: "You son of-"
Optimus: *tackles Jimothy* MURDER ALERT MURDER ALERT
Patient: *dies*
Optimus: *knocks it out of his hand*
Surgeon: "Who forgot the override?"
Tech: "Uh, I think Jimothy was supposed to-"
Jimothy: "You son of-"
Optimus: *tackles Jimothy* MURDER ALERT MURDER ALERT
Patient: *dies*
Yes, this is a lovely workspace:
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Yes, this is a lovely workspace:
It really sickens me how few humans care about birds. As pets, even. I'll never forget the little guy I rescued from a flea market.
Me: "What vet does he go to?"
Cunt: "Oh, he's never needed a vet."
"Wrong answer."
"What?"
"I'll give you $8."
"Okay!"
I named him Fermi to go with his roommate.🤍🧡🖤🩶
Me: "What vet does he go to?"
Cunt: "Oh, he's never needed a vet."
"Wrong answer."
"What?"
"I'll give you $8."
"Okay!"
I named him Fermi to go with his roommate.🤍🧡🖤🩶
Thinking a lot about how poorly our brains recognize long term subtle changes, like climate change or biodiversity loss. We've lost something like 1 out of every 4 individual birds in the US since 1970, more for some species.
There should be at least 25% more birds around you right now.
There should be at least 25% more birds around you right now.
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It really sickens me how few humans care about birds. As pets, even. I'll never forget the little guy I rescued from a flea market.
Me: "What vet does he go to?"
Cunt: "Oh, he's never needed a vet."
"Wrong answer."
"What?"
"I'll give you $8."
"Okay!"
I named him Fermi to go with his roommate.🤍🧡🖤🩶
Me: "What vet does he go to?"
Cunt: "Oh, he's never needed a vet."
"Wrong answer."
"What?"
"I'll give you $8."
"Okay!"
I named him Fermi to go with his roommate.🤍🧡🖤🩶
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#Newport needs a big turnout to help prevent an ice facility opening on the Oregon coast. Oregonians, please spread the word.
@indivisibleoregon.bsky.social @50501salem.bsky.social @50501eugeneor.bsky.social @indivisible-inco.bsky.social #Corvallis #Eugene #Newport #Salem #PDX #Astoria #DepoeBay
@indivisibleoregon.bsky.social @50501salem.bsky.social @50501eugeneor.bsky.social @indivisible-inco.bsky.social #Corvallis #Eugene #Newport #Salem #PDX #Astoria #DepoeBay
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
#Newport needs a big turnout to help prevent an ice facility opening on the Oregon coast. Oregonians, please spread the word.
@indivisibleoregon.bsky.social @50501salem.bsky.social @50501eugeneor.bsky.social @indivisible-inco.bsky.social #Corvallis #Eugene #Newport #Salem #PDX #Astoria #DepoeBay
@indivisibleoregon.bsky.social @50501salem.bsky.social @50501eugeneor.bsky.social @indivisible-inco.bsky.social #Corvallis #Eugene #Newport #Salem #PDX #Astoria #DepoeBay
"All that’s left is shame.”
This. They can't put the entire population of Israel in prison for refusing to fight. They will try, but we're not at a point in technology where Bibi can rely on drones, robots, and AI. He needs boots on the ground.
Do the right thing. Don't wear those boots.
This. They can't put the entire population of Israel in prison for refusing to fight. They will try, but we're not at a point in technology where Bibi can rely on drones, robots, and AI. He needs boots on the ground.
Do the right thing. Don't wear those boots.
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"All that’s left is shame.”
This. They can't put the entire population of Israel in prison for refusing to fight. They will try, but we're not at a point in technology where Bibi can rely on drones, robots, and AI. He needs boots on the ground.
Do the right thing. Don't wear those boots.
This. They can't put the entire population of Israel in prison for refusing to fight. They will try, but we're not at a point in technology where Bibi can rely on drones, robots, and AI. He needs boots on the ground.
Do the right thing. Don't wear those boots.
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This Veteran's Day, let's stop another stupid war. If you would like to support my work to prevent yet another quagmire and crime against humanity, please donate here: action.ips-dc.org/a/dpp-ips
Drug Policy Project at IPS
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November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This Veteran's Day, let's stop another stupid war. If you would like to support my work to prevent yet another quagmire and crime against humanity, please donate here: action.ips-dc.org/a/dpp-ips
I know it's a bit, but I also know there are people out there who would actually wear this and think they look good.
*poses for photo completely naked except for a Rolex*
Total fit: $25,000 💅
*poses for photo completely naked except for a Rolex*
Total fit: $25,000 💅
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I know it's a bit, but I also know there are people out there who would actually wear this and think they look good.
*poses for photo completely naked except for a Rolex*
Total fit: $25,000 💅
*poses for photo completely naked except for a Rolex*
Total fit: $25,000 💅
Fab 5 Betty hits 120k! You might say she's been around the block a few times. The actual milestone happened on I5 near the 405 split to Bellevue, where not for a billion dollars would I be stupid enough to take out my phone for a photo. I don't want this to be her *last* odometer reading.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Fab 5 Betty hits 120k! You might say she's been around the block a few times. The actual milestone happened on I5 near the 405 split to Bellevue, where not for a billion dollars would I be stupid enough to take out my phone for a photo. I don't want this to be her *last* odometer reading.
"Not gay enough." There's a word for this, I think it starts with bi and....ends with phobia.
If you're not gay enough to have actually sucked a dick (male) or munched rug (female) I don't want to hear any of your fucking shit about Pete buttegieg
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
"Not gay enough." There's a word for this, I think it starts with bi and....ends with phobia.
How did I end up a dog stepmom? To a pit loaf, and a golden rottreiver* ffs? An extremely reactive pit loaf? Did I mention she gives me hives? Am I doing something stupid for a man again?
*golden retriever dyed to look like a Rottweiler, if that wasn't a thing already I apologize.
*golden retriever dyed to look like a Rottweiler, if that wasn't a thing already I apologize.
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
How did I end up a dog stepmom? To a pit loaf, and a golden rottreiver* ffs? An extremely reactive pit loaf? Did I mention she gives me hives? Am I doing something stupid for a man again?
*golden retriever dyed to look like a Rottweiler, if that wasn't a thing already I apologize.
*golden retriever dyed to look like a Rottweiler, if that wasn't a thing already I apologize.
If I build a memorial on private land, and the government makes me take it down, asking for a friend, let's say they take it to the Supreme Court....
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If I build a memorial on private land, and the government makes me take it down, asking for a friend, let's say they take it to the Supreme Court....
Mamdani is going to implement Samsara law, and we're never going to escape it.
Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Samsara law, and we're never going to escape it.
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Leucovorin.
Autism is not the same as cerebral folate deficiency, you absolute morons. We know this because there are probably thousands of autistics on methotrexate in the U.S. alone. Thousands more on trimethoprim. It would be obvious.
Now, as with..(1/2)
Leucovorin.
Autism is not the same as cerebral folate deficiency, you absolute morons. We know this because there are probably thousands of autistics on methotrexate in the U.S. alone. Thousands more on trimethoprim. It would be obvious.
Now, as with..(1/2)
hey autistic gang, just checking, is the new hope in the room with us right now
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Leucovorin.
Autism is not the same as cerebral folate deficiency, you absolute morons. We know this because there are probably thousands of autistics on methotrexate in the U.S. alone. Thousands more on trimethoprim. It would be obvious.
Now, as with..(1/2)
Leucovorin.
Autism is not the same as cerebral folate deficiency, you absolute morons. We know this because there are probably thousands of autistics on methotrexate in the U.S. alone. Thousands more on trimethoprim. It would be obvious.
Now, as with..(1/2)
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The Trump regime doesn't want you to know this, but you can literally just throw sandwiches at them. I've thrown 458 sandwiches at federal agents
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The Trump regime doesn't want you to know this, but you can literally just throw sandwiches at them. I've thrown 458 sandwiches at federal agents
No, really, kitchen appliances often have a convenient handle and some weight to them, I bet I could take out a few magats with my electric kettle.
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
No, really, kitchen appliances often have a convenient handle and some weight to them, I bet I could take out a few magats with my electric kettle.
I realized something last night.
I'm....in recovery.
😀
I have gone from "thinking about thinking about quitting" to....cutting way back. Is my life falling apart? Yes. But I'm doing something really hard. I'm doing several hard things at a time. So it's not falling apart, maybe it's falling....
I'm....in recovery.
😀
I have gone from "thinking about thinking about quitting" to....cutting way back. Is my life falling apart? Yes. But I'm doing something really hard. I'm doing several hard things at a time. So it's not falling apart, maybe it's falling....
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I realized something last night.
I'm....in recovery.
😀
I have gone from "thinking about thinking about quitting" to....cutting way back. Is my life falling apart? Yes. But I'm doing something really hard. I'm doing several hard things at a time. So it's not falling apart, maybe it's falling....
I'm....in recovery.
😀
I have gone from "thinking about thinking about quitting" to....cutting way back. Is my life falling apart? Yes. But I'm doing something really hard. I'm doing several hard things at a time. So it's not falling apart, maybe it's falling....
I'm not a bad pharmacist, just....an average Tolkien fan. Does anyone *really* remember every single character??
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I'm not a bad pharmacist, just....an average Tolkien fan. Does anyone *really* remember every single character??
You don't have to wait for the person of your dreams, or even someone you love. Just someone you like who respects you. Imagine how they would react if you said "stop." If they would do *anything* other than immediately stop, do *not* have sex with them.
7. As a mentor to younger people, what’s one piece of advice about sex would give them?
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
You don't have to wait for the person of your dreams, or even someone you love. Just someone you like who respects you. Imagine how they would react if you said "stop." If they would do *anything* other than immediately stop, do *not* have sex with them.
"The mayor-elect has opened a portal" sounds way cooler than it actually is. Resume portal? That's the most boring kind of portal. Try for interdimensional next time.
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Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
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November 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
"The mayor-elect has opened a portal" sounds way cooler than it actually is. Resume portal? That's the most boring kind of portal. Try for interdimensional next time.
When not one artist in the entire DC area will work for you:
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
When not one artist in the entire DC area will work for you:
Y'all, stop trying to make other indications for ivermectin happen. They're not going to happen.
Kelowna woman selling ivermectin as cancer treatment is raided by Health Canada https://www.castanet.net/news/Kelowna/582057/Kelowna-woman-selling-ivermectin-as-cancer-treatment-is-raided-by-Health-Canada
𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 ⇢ CanadaHealthwatch.ca/newsletter
𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 ⇢ CanadaHealthwatch.ca/newsletter
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Y'all, stop trying to make other indications for ivermectin happen. They're not going to happen.
She's partially right in that I just learned what taqiyya is. Unfortunately, this is the full extent of her being right, the rest is her standard Islamophobic horseshit.
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
She's partially right in that I just learned what taqiyya is. Unfortunately, this is the full extent of her being right, the rest is her standard Islamophobic horseshit.
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Just to remind ppl that zohran campaigned as unapologetically pro-Palestine so stop saying it’s an untenable position
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Just to remind ppl that zohran campaigned as unapologetically pro-Palestine so stop saying it’s an untenable position
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The year is 1987. You just got back from the salon.
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The year is 1987. You just got back from the salon.
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Come for the Firefly quote, stay for the most ironic debunking of all debunkenings.
badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/kim-kardas...
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badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/kim-kardas...
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Kim Kardashian and the Apollo Moon Hoax
Oh god, THIS again?!
badastronomy.beehiiv.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Come for the Firefly quote, stay for the most ironic debunking of all debunkenings.
badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/kim-kardas...
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badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/kim-kardas...
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