Teapot
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Old enough to drink, old enough to stink. Low-end for @sociallysuspect.bsky.social
They/Them
They/Them
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Some ICE vehicles got taken and a streamer is saying that the entire MPLS city wide battle plan, operational overviews, tactical details and agent lists + id info just got found in the car lmao these clowns driving around with hatchbacks full of their whole shit like the villains in an immersive sim
January 15, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Some ICE vehicles got taken and a streamer is saying that the entire MPLS city wide battle plan, operational overviews, tactical details and agent lists + id info just got found in the car lmao these clowns driving around with hatchbacks full of their whole shit like the villains in an immersive sim
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Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
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legend tells of a fifth loko
January 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
legend tells of a fifth loko
Listened to the Grateful Dead for the first time today and felt whiplash at how almost immediately I was greeted with pedophilic lyrics
January 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Listened to the Grateful Dead for the first time today and felt whiplash at how almost immediately I was greeted with pedophilic lyrics
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Trump looking at the stock market tomorrow morning
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Trump looking at the stock market tomorrow morning
Looks like I'm finally at that age where I have to question whether or not my tummy is upset with me solely because of the excessive amounts of cheese I consume or if I'm finally becoming lactose intolerant
January 11, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Looks like I'm finally at that age where I have to question whether or not my tummy is upset with me solely because of the excessive amounts of cheese I consume or if I'm finally becoming lactose intolerant
I must be a masochist because it's looking likely that we will actually have *four* shows in March 🤪
Why the hell did I book three shows during my busiest month of work next year lmao
January 10, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I must be a masochist because it's looking likely that we will actually have *four* shows in March 🤪
A friend from out of town filled in on bass for two songs during @sociallysuspect.bsky.social's set tonight, so I thought it would be funny to stand around eating cauliflower while she played
I walked off into the audience and ended up hand-feeding at least 8 people who asked me to share lmao
I walked off into the audience and ended up hand-feeding at least 8 people who asked me to share lmao
January 10, 2026 at 6:11 AM
A friend from out of town filled in on bass for two songs during @sociallysuspect.bsky.social's set tonight, so I thought it would be funny to stand around eating cauliflower while she played
I walked off into the audience and ended up hand-feeding at least 8 people who asked me to share lmao
I walked off into the audience and ended up hand-feeding at least 8 people who asked me to share lmao
My band interviewed with a local music publication tonight and I got to tell the host that we only exist because a visual novel inspired me to start it lmao
January 8, 2026 at 3:24 AM
My band interviewed with a local music publication tonight and I got to tell the host that we only exist because a visual novel inspired me to start it lmao
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
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alien vs predator vs scott pilgrim vs the world
January 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
alien vs predator vs scott pilgrim vs the world
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Why do the beastie boys have this 9 second pause after saying no sleep til as if we're in suspense over the answer and they didnt spoil it in the song title. Very pedestrian storytelling. Really embarrassing stuff.
January 3, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Why do the beastie boys have this 9 second pause after saying no sleep til as if we're in suspense over the answer and they didnt spoil it in the song title. Very pedestrian storytelling. Really embarrassing stuff.
You best believe I'm hitting those last-minute KPIs (key piss indicators)
December 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
You best believe I'm hitting those last-minute KPIs (key piss indicators)
Strip mall chile rellanos are low-key goated when dogshit is the vibe
December 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Strip mall chile rellanos are low-key goated when dogshit is the vibe
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Picked up a slice-of-life manga on a whim, fully expecting a somewhat mindless but endearing read. Instead, it left me existentially evaluating myself in regards to interpersonal conflict and my reluctance to actually commute with people whenever issues arise 🫣
December 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Picked up a slice-of-life manga on a whim, fully expecting a somewhat mindless but endearing read. Instead, it left me existentially evaluating myself in regards to interpersonal conflict and my reluctance to actually commute with people whenever issues arise 🫣
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Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
It's wild seeing how much my social anxiety inexplicably nerfed itself this year. Of course I still get the occasional bad episode of it, but it's been freeing to not care about looking like a total loser while playing my Steam Deck alone in the corner of a cafe (among other examples).
December 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It's wild seeing how much my social anxiety inexplicably nerfed itself this year. Of course I still get the occasional bad episode of it, but it's been freeing to not care about looking like a total loser while playing my Steam Deck alone in the corner of a cafe (among other examples).
What's the equivalent of a weeaboo but for Mexican culture?
December 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
What's the equivalent of a weeaboo but for Mexican culture?
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For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
December 13, 2024 at 4:49 PM
For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
Horrible, bleak things happening in the world of office-provided coffee
Free coffee is free coffee so I don't wanna complain too much, but wow this stuff is revolting
Free coffee is free coffee so I don't wanna complain too much, but wow this stuff is revolting
December 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Horrible, bleak things happening in the world of office-provided coffee
Free coffee is free coffee so I don't wanna complain too much, but wow this stuff is revolting
Free coffee is free coffee so I don't wanna complain too much, but wow this stuff is revolting