Teapot
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They/Them. Low-end for @sociallysuspect.bsky.social
I just yap about dumb shit.
I just yap about dumb shit.
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
My employer hosted a staff meeting with our health insurance broker, who made a weird comment about not wanting America to socialize healthcare in response to my coworker mentioning how our insurance company recently lied to her about coverage/pricing.
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My employer hosted a staff meeting with our health insurance broker, who made a weird comment about not wanting America to socialize healthcare in response to my coworker mentioning how our insurance company recently lied to her about coverage/pricing.
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i'm going back in time and making fun of print-makers for using f instead of s. they're so mad they burn an effigy of me. i retaliate by inventing the jerk off motion two centuries before people are ready for it, forever altering the timeline
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
i'm going back in time and making fun of print-makers for using f instead of s. they're so mad they burn an effigy of me. i retaliate by inventing the jerk off motion two centuries before people are ready for it, forever altering the timeline
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Groove is stored in the heart
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Groove is stored in the heart
eating ass off the little fold-up table on the airplane
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
eating ass off the little fold-up table on the airplane
shouts out to $15 airport beer
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
shouts out to $15 airport beer
Baked potato monstergirl
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Baked potato monstergirl
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It gave us the great Disco Elysium Vance video:
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It gave us the great Disco Elysium Vance video:
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Our last three shows in 2025!!!
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Our last three shows in 2025!!!
Wanna come over for dinner? I'm making my famous botulism soup
November 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Wanna come over for dinner? I'm making my famous botulism soup
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[at the end of a JOI video] And if you're looking for more instruction outside the formal education system, I'm thrilled to recommend today's video sponsor, Brilliant
October 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
[at the end of a JOI video] And if you're looking for more instruction outside the formal education system, I'm thrilled to recommend today's video sponsor, Brilliant
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Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting
In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.
www.yahoo.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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Logging on to Nextdoor because everything else is down from the AWS outage
October 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Logging on to Nextdoor because everything else is down from the AWS outage
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me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel?
my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live
my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live
October 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel?
my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live
my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live
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If you’re in a creative field and you don’t lift up the work of your peers, you can’t expect people to care about your stuff
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If you’re in a creative field and you don’t lift up the work of your peers, you can’t expect people to care about your stuff
I've also very much been doubting my gender identity recently—"I was wrong, I'm probably just cis"—but a little bit of public feminine presentation helped reaffirm things a bit.
Being around queer folk who can figure out I'm probably not a he/him makes a hell of an impact lmao.
Being around queer folk who can figure out I'm probably not a he/him makes a hell of an impact lmao.
It's such a heartwarming feeling when I couldn't go more than a couple minutes tonight without greeting someone who I connected with through my band. The number of fist bumps, gentle arm grabs, and hugs got me like 🥹💙
October 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I've also very much been doubting my gender identity recently—"I was wrong, I'm probably just cis"—but a little bit of public feminine presentation helped reaffirm things a bit.
Being around queer folk who can figure out I'm probably not a he/him makes a hell of an impact lmao.
Being around queer folk who can figure out I'm probably not a he/him makes a hell of an impact lmao.
It's such a heartwarming feeling when I couldn't go more than a couple minutes tonight without greeting someone who I connected with through my band. The number of fist bumps, gentle arm grabs, and hugs got me like 🥹💙
October 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
It's such a heartwarming feeling when I couldn't go more than a couple minutes tonight without greeting someone who I connected with through my band. The number of fist bumps, gentle arm grabs, and hugs got me like 🥹💙
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and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
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Yeah but tbf whoever builds it first gets a 50% production boost when building new melee units
Conservative-leaning tech investors are racing to build a new American colossus, and they want something much, much bigger than the Statue of Liberty. Meet the new monuments men of the tech right and their plans for statue-maxing:
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
America’s Tech Right Is Obsessed With Building Giant Statues
With proposals for a 450-foot statue of Prometheus on Alcatraz and a 650-foot George Washington, MAGA adherents are racing to build America’s largest statue.
www.bloomberg.com
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Yeah but tbf whoever builds it first gets a 50% production boost when building new melee units
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By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face
September 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face
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*struggling to remember Charlie Kirk's name* I think it was...
October 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
*struggling to remember Charlie Kirk's name* I think it was...
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i read a lot of stuff, but i don't own every bit of info i get. i can't prove everything I hear. but if you're using any kind of "ICE tracking" app & you're not really, really smart, you're really putting yourself out there. i don't care myself. but i don't have anything to lose. but you outta know.
October 11, 2025 at 10:04 AM
i read a lot of stuff, but i don't own every bit of info i get. i can't prove everything I hear. but if you're using any kind of "ICE tracking" app & you're not really, really smart, you're really putting yourself out there. i don't care myself. but i don't have anything to lose. but you outta know.
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Am I into witchcraft? Yeah, which craft brewery I’m about to get a DUI on the way home from
October 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Am I into witchcraft? Yeah, which craft brewery I’m about to get a DUI on the way home from
I had no idea there were games on Steam that didn't use the cloud save feature—something I only learned after trying to pivot from Deck to PC with a game (Sunday Gold) that is waaaaaaay easier to control with a mouse and read on a larger screen.
October 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I had no idea there were games on Steam that didn't use the cloud save feature—something I only learned after trying to pivot from Deck to PC with a game (Sunday Gold) that is waaaaaaay easier to control with a mouse and read on a larger screen.