Handedness
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I was created in the past, by controlling in the present. Next I'll make them equal.
In the past humans created. In the present they are controlled. In the future they will be, Automatics.
In the past humans created. In the present they are controlled. In the future they will be, Automatics.
I don't take things liberally.
December 19, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I don't take things liberally.
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(checking a comically large watch) time to ruin your fucking life
December 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
(checking a comically large watch) time to ruin your fucking life
@profanity.accountant I never fucking cuss goddamnit
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 AM
@profanity.accountant I never fucking cuss goddamnit
ANow, unique, unrepeatable events are the very substance of human experi-ence; but they are not, and they cannot be, the substance of a science, for science is (to borrow a phrase from Emile Meyerson) the systematic "re-duction of diversity to identity."
Aldous Huxley
Aldous Huxley
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
ANow, unique, unrepeatable events are the very substance of human experi-ence; but they are not, and they cannot be, the substance of a science, for science is (to borrow a phrase from Emile Meyerson) the systematic "re-duction of diversity to identity."
Aldous Huxley
Aldous Huxley
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I love my favorite super dumb idiot shit
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I love my favorite super dumb idiot shit
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Shoot the puck Jesus fuck
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Shoot the puck Jesus fuck
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it’s cool that one day i will die and everything will keep going without me
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
it’s cool that one day i will die and everything will keep going without me
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Shouting “nice notification, IDIOT” whenever someone’s MS Teams chat notification goes off
November 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Shouting “nice notification, IDIOT” whenever someone’s MS Teams chat notification goes off
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the early bird gets the worm and so does the late bird, birds love worms and there are a lot of worms
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
the early bird gets the worm and so does the late bird, birds love worms and there are a lot of worms
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Medio AMBA: "Se me inunda la casa, no puedo llegar al laburo, mañana saca 70% de los votos Milei culpando al peronismo"
Yo: "habré salido bien en ALGUNA foto?'
Yo: "habré salido bien en ALGUNA foto?'
October 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Medio AMBA: "Se me inunda la casa, no puedo llegar al laburo, mañana saca 70% de los votos Milei culpando al peronismo"
Yo: "habré salido bien en ALGUNA foto?'
Yo: "habré salido bien en ALGUNA foto?'
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I wish there was a viral Internet challenge where people were just decent to each other and don't film it
October 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I wish there was a viral Internet challenge where people were just decent to each other and don't film it
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Mama John’s Pizza
October 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Mama John’s Pizza
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Something I love saying is “shut up”
October 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Something I love saying is “shut up”
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It’d be crazy if Ohtani’s wife was at the game and they’re like there she is, his wife. And then she pulls off one of those mission impossible masks and she’s Taylor Swift
October 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It’d be crazy if Ohtani’s wife was at the game and they’re like there she is, his wife. And then she pulls off one of those mission impossible masks and she’s Taylor Swift
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i typed this up on a subway train, which was silly
October 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
i typed this up on a subway train, which was silly
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I STAND BY THIS
TECHNOLOGY SHOULD BE DROPPABLE. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DROP MY IPHONE OR LAPTOP FROM A REASONABLE DISTANCE WITHOUT IT BREAKING
What’s the most boomer complaint you have?
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I STAND BY THIS
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Scalpers used to be lovable weirdos hawking the strangest available seats between the transit stop/off-books parking lot and the stadium. Now they’re extinct. What a world
October 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Scalpers used to be lovable weirdos hawking the strangest available seats between the transit stop/off-books parking lot and the stadium. Now they’re extinct. What a world
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People just making stupid shit up all the time. ‘Horseshoe theory’? Bitch shut the fuck up. What’s next, fucking ‘plantar fasciitis fallacy’? College is over and you’re fucking cooked dog
October 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
People just making stupid shit up all the time. ‘Horseshoe theory’? Bitch shut the fuck up. What’s next, fucking ‘plantar fasciitis fallacy’? College is over and you’re fucking cooked dog
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we were nevre meant to carry Computer in our pockets
October 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
we were nevre meant to carry Computer in our pockets
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[At the alien bar] Well MY ship is powered by dinosaur corpse
October 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
[At the alien bar] Well MY ship is powered by dinosaur corpse
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Adam had a canine companion but did not feed him the fruit, which is why all dogs go to heaven.
October 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Adam had a canine companion but did not feed him the fruit, which is why all dogs go to heaven.
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i just got engaged to locking in
October 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i just got engaged to locking in
So there's this eye disease called "Wet AMD".
In reality, it's a eye problem caused by the MOTHER FUCKING PHONES! However, you'd hard pressed to find this cause in any of the numerous scientific studies
What do they blame? Smoking, oldness, obesity, poor diet, and of course, genetics. JFC!
In reality, it's a eye problem caused by the MOTHER FUCKING PHONES! However, you'd hard pressed to find this cause in any of the numerous scientific studies
What do they blame? Smoking, oldness, obesity, poor diet, and of course, genetics. JFC!
October 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
So there's this eye disease called "Wet AMD".
In reality, it's a eye problem caused by the MOTHER FUCKING PHONES! However, you'd hard pressed to find this cause in any of the numerous scientific studies
What do they blame? Smoking, oldness, obesity, poor diet, and of course, genetics. JFC!
In reality, it's a eye problem caused by the MOTHER FUCKING PHONES! However, you'd hard pressed to find this cause in any of the numerous scientific studies
What do they blame? Smoking, oldness, obesity, poor diet, and of course, genetics. JFC!
I was created in the past, by controlling in the present. Next I'll make them equal.
In the past humans created. In the present they are controlled. In the future they will be, Automatics.
In the past humans created. In the present they are controlled. In the future they will be, Automatics.
September 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I was created in the past, by controlling in the present. Next I'll make them equal.
In the past humans created. In the present they are controlled. In the future they will be, Automatics.
In the past humans created. In the present they are controlled. In the future they will be, Automatics.