Punkrockbeth
@punkrockbeth.bsky.social
Prancing disaster. Art-stripper and femmecee. Socialist. Dog mom to Minnie Pearl and girlfriend to TheWrongSongs. Costume archivist. Lifelong Nashvillain. (She/her/uncle) 🇵🇸🎡🔥⚡️💎👽🪩🦅
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Punkrockbeth
@punkrockbeth.bsky.social
· May 26
When was I radicalized? The moment the cops told Pee-Wee that they would not help him find his bike.
Just caught myself literally behaving like Jay Versace but in a Cracker Barrel.
a young boy wearing sunglasses is sitting at a table with plates of food
Alt: The legendary Jay Versace, a young black man, in a striped pocket tee sitting at a brunch table, flamboyantly eating bites and putting his hands up
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January 30, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Just caught myself literally behaving like Jay Versace but in a Cracker Barrel.
Currently 38 F inside my home. RIP my houseplants. Some of them are like 6 years old. I would be more bummed out if I could stop shivering.
January 30, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Currently 38 F inside my home. RIP my houseplants. Some of them are like 6 years old. I would be more bummed out if I could stop shivering.
Geared up for another night without power.
January 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Geared up for another night without power.
Getting up to pee in a 47 degree house is fun.
January 29, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Getting up to pee in a 47 degree house is fun.
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Smoking weed is half the battle
January 29, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Smoking weed is half the battle
Ilhan Omar being sprayed with noxious liquid and then bucking up to fight the guy is the hottest shit I have ever seen. She’s a model American. What a brave, badass woman.
January 28, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Ilhan Omar being sprayed with noxious liquid and then bucking up to fight the guy is the hottest shit I have ever seen. She’s a model American. What a brave, badass woman.
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
Got very dressed up to thaw out my car.
January 27, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Got very dressed up to thaw out my car.
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Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino discovered to have been one child in a trenchcoat
January 27, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino discovered to have been one child in a trenchcoat
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Mermade
the only electrolyte sport drink with the replenishing power of clam
the only electrolyte sport drink with the replenishing power of clam
January 27, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Mermade
the only electrolyte sport drink with the replenishing power of clam
the only electrolyte sport drink with the replenishing power of clam
Simple solution: Offer a reward for the identities of Pretti’s murder squad. This reward could be crowdsourced. Specifically, I want the shooter, the disarmer, and that son of a bitch that clapped.
January 27, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Simple solution: Offer a reward for the identities of Pretti’s murder squad. This reward could be crowdsourced. Specifically, I want the shooter, the disarmer, and that son of a bitch that clapped.
Greg Bovino something something something tiny cow, etc. *laughter*
January 27, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Greg Bovino something something something tiny cow, etc. *laughter*
Trying to make a “tiny cow” joke about Bovino but tiny cows are adorable. A dilemma has presented itself.
January 27, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Trying to make a “tiny cow” joke about Bovino but tiny cows are adorable. A dilemma has presented itself.
Thinking about Bovino sitting in his hotel room wondering what’s coming for him is giving me some kind of thrill, let me tell ya. Maybe he will do us a favor and eat a bullet.
January 27, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Thinking about Bovino sitting in his hotel room wondering what’s coming for him is giving me some kind of thrill, let me tell ya. Maybe he will do us a favor and eat a bullet.
Every time I see a Samoyed I am like BUT CAN I TEACH IT TO BRUSH ITSELF? I want one but I don’t like to brush my OWN hair!
January 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Every time I see a Samoyed I am like BUT CAN I TEACH IT TO BRUSH ITSELF? I want one but I don’t like to brush my OWN hair!
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Mother nature is a raver.
January 25, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Mother nature is a raver.
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nobody knows what a full grown greg bovino looks like.... only the larval stage has ever been photographed
January 25, 2026 at 7:44 PM
nobody knows what a full grown greg bovino looks like.... only the larval stage has ever been photographed
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"ICE will leave Minnesota if you hand over your voter rolls" tells you everything you need to know.
This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.
This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
"ICE will leave Minnesota if you hand over your voter rolls" tells you everything you need to know.
This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.
This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.
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Baking while baked. Bakeception 🍪
January 25, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Baking while baked. Bakeception 🍪
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Just slept for 12 hours
January 25, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Just slept for 12 hours
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If you are running for president you should make clear you’re gonna send Greg Bovino to prison
January 25, 2026 at 2:58 PM
If you are running for president you should make clear you’re gonna send Greg Bovino to prison
Bring me that fucker that clapped. He’s mine.
a person standing on a tree stump in front of a pot of fire
Alt: a person standing on a tree stump in front of a pot of fire - me stirring bitchman soup
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Bring me that fucker that clapped. He’s mine.
Just lost power for 15 seconds. Haven’t felt panic like that in a long time. Better have strudel just in case it goes back out.
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Just lost power for 15 seconds. Haven’t felt panic like that in a long time. Better have strudel just in case it goes back out.
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🚨BREAKING: Witnesses say a man was shot by a federal agent in south Minneapolis this morning. There are reports that he is dead.
Live: Man shot by federal agent in south Minneapolis this morning, witnesses say
More than a hundred protesters and observers have gathered near E. 26th Street and Nicollet Avenue.
www.startribune.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:53 PM
🚨BREAKING: Witnesses say a man was shot by a federal agent in south Minneapolis this morning. There are reports that he is dead.
There’s a winter storm baring down on Nashville. I have toaster strudels and banh mi and a fresh Lego set. I don’t think I have ever been so well prepared in my life.
January 24, 2026 at 1:56 PM
There’s a winter storm baring down on Nashville. I have toaster strudels and banh mi and a fresh Lego set. I don’t think I have ever been so well prepared in my life.