Punkrockbeth
@punkrockbeth.bsky.social
Prancing disaster. Art-stripper and femmecee. Socialist. Dog mom to Minnie Pearl and girlfriend to TheWrongSongs. Costume archivist. Lifelong Nashvillain. (She/her/uncle) 🇵🇸🎡⚡️💎👽🪩🦅
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Punkrockbeth
@punkrockbeth.bsky.social
· May 26
When was I radicalized? The moment the cops told Pee-Wee that they would not help him find his bike.
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The Phantom of the Opera is the scariest horror movie monster. Other monsters just kill you, but the Phantom makes you do a karaoke duet with him first.
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The Phantom of the Opera is the scariest horror movie monster. Other monsters just kill you, but the Phantom makes you do a karaoke duet with him first.
My doctor was like “a lot of people don’t get the benefits of Metformin because they give up due to the side effects before it does anything” and I was all “those people are pussies” and let me tell you I WAS VERY WRONG THIS MEDICINE IS A BOOGER. I am 9 days in and the nausea/poops are vicious.
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My doctor was like “a lot of people don’t get the benefits of Metformin because they give up due to the side effects before it does anything” and I was all “those people are pussies” and let me tell you I WAS VERY WRONG THIS MEDICINE IS A BOOGER. I am 9 days in and the nausea/poops are vicious.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
If someone wanted to get rich, they would offer the Judy Gemstone fashion collection for me to buy.
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If someone wanted to get rich, they would offer the Judy Gemstone fashion collection for me to buy.
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look man I think the president should be allowed to catch a dick whenever they want in total peace but that’s just not the world republicans are willing to build with me
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
look man I think the president should be allowed to catch a dick whenever they want in total peace but that’s just not the world republicans are willing to build with me
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Depressed person: "All these annoying therapies and life changes aren't going to fix the government or my ex wife or the environment or all the REASONS I'm in despair."
No, they're just going to fix your brain so that you don't think the only possible response to these things is despair.
No, they're just going to fix your brain so that you don't think the only possible response to these things is despair.
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Depressed person: "All these annoying therapies and life changes aren't going to fix the government or my ex wife or the environment or all the REASONS I'm in despair."
No, they're just going to fix your brain so that you don't think the only possible response to these things is despair.
No, they're just going to fix your brain so that you don't think the only possible response to these things is despair.
ICE CREAM PAINT JOB IN THE GAY BAR
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
ICE CREAM PAINT JOB IN THE GAY BAR
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I can't calm my tits because that's where I store my whimsy
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I can't calm my tits because that's where I store my whimsy
I think Peaches may be the most alive person alive right now.
a woman with a mohawk and a chain around her neck is saying this is our strength
Alt: Peaches with a mohawk and a chain around her neck is saying this is our strength
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I think Peaches may be the most alive person alive right now.
Woke up with zero swords. Turning in for the evening as a 3 sword owner plus a dagger for dual wielding.
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Woke up with zero swords. Turning in for the evening as a 3 sword owner plus a dagger for dual wielding.
I got @thewrongsongs.bsky.social a spear today because I am a very good girlfriend who listens to his needs. I also got myself a pair of fencing rapiers.
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I got @thewrongsongs.bsky.social a spear today because I am a very good girlfriend who listens to his needs. I also got myself a pair of fencing rapiers.
I bet Clinton’s hog looked enormous in Donnie’s tiny little hands.
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I bet Clinton’s hog looked enormous in Donnie’s tiny little hands.
My friend Todd Snider died last night. His death is the result of medical and police negligence. It is completely heartbreaking and infuriating. Let’s hope history remembers him for what he was, a Prine level songwriting genius. Here we are in better times: youtu.be/cWSp-NsXoJU?...
Todd Snider & Turbo Fruits // Why Can't We Be Friends
YouTube video by Turbo Time Records
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November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My friend Todd Snider died last night. His death is the result of medical and police negligence. It is completely heartbreaking and infuriating. Let’s hope history remembers him for what he was, a Prine level songwriting genius. Here we are in better times: youtu.be/cWSp-NsXoJU?...
This is a personal attack.
mass sciatica flareup sweeps the nations as people in their late 40s all try dancing to the new robyn
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is a personal attack.
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New hip insult you'll be hearing everywhere soon:
"Was this made by Al?"
Especially effective when mentioned while watching a film (especially a big budget one) or listening to the new release of a song (preferably by a big pop star).
"Was this made by Al?"
Especially effective when mentioned while watching a film (especially a big budget one) or listening to the new release of a song (preferably by a big pop star).
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
New hip insult you'll be hearing everywhere soon:
"Was this made by Al?"
Especially effective when mentioned while watching a film (especially a big budget one) or listening to the new release of a song (preferably by a big pop star).
"Was this made by Al?"
Especially effective when mentioned while watching a film (especially a big budget one) or listening to the new release of a song (preferably by a big pop star).
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Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my deeply incriminating emails
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my deeply incriminating emails
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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A big idea that commercials tried to give to me growing up was that there were brands of gum with so much flavor that if my grandpa ate it he would just die
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
A big idea that commercials tried to give to me growing up was that there were brands of gum with so much flavor that if my grandpa ate it he would just die
Metformin works for weight loss in that you immediately barf up sugar when taking Metformin. Lol.
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Metformin works for weight loss in that you immediately barf up sugar when taking Metformin. Lol.
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Innocent people wouldn't be making calls to block the release of the documents they say prove their innocence.
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Innocent people wouldn't be making calls to block the release of the documents they say prove their innocence.
I gave up on FOMO years ago and became someone that goes to bed early for my health. However, I do not love the fact that I missed the aurora borealis last night.
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I gave up on FOMO years ago and became someone that goes to bed early for my health. However, I do not love the fact that I missed the aurora borealis last night.
Please don’t tell my dad that the “fierce independence” he praises me for is actually a trauma response. Lol.
You are not "difficult" or "stubborn" or pathologically "hyper independent" for having conflicted or negative feelings about reaching out for help. You're responding to your conditioning & experiences that actually happened.
Don't let yourself be shamed for normal reflexes.
Don't let yourself be shamed for normal reflexes.
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Please don’t tell my dad that the “fierce independence” he praises me for is actually a trauma response. Lol.
My therapist told me that the rewiring of my trauma brain is invisible hard work so I am allowed to give myself rest. This is deeply helpful info.
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My therapist told me that the rewiring of my trauma brain is invisible hard work so I am allowed to give myself rest. This is deeply helpful info.
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That’s why they refer to him as a once in a generation talent. They don’t want people to realize that if they have popular ideas and they’re willing to talk to other human beings in person about those ideas they too can win elections.
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
That’s why they refer to him as a once in a generation talent. They don’t want people to realize that if they have popular ideas and they’re willing to talk to other human beings in person about those ideas they too can win elections.