Lianna Patch
@punchlinecopy.com
ranked #1 for "funny copywriter" (i killed all the others)
i write conversion copy, coach saas founders in marketing, and have way too many cats
www.punchlinecopy.com
www.saasmarketinggym.com
i write conversion copy, coach saas founders in marketing, and have way too many cats
www.punchlinecopy.com
www.saasmarketinggym.com
wholesome or goofy? highbrow or crass? my funny copy swipe file has all the flavors: punchlinecopy.com/comedypedia
February 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
wholesome or goofy? highbrow or crass? my funny copy swipe file has all the flavors: punchlinecopy.com/comedypedia
if you feel like doing something sweet today, why not donate to this stranger's kitty gofundme? www.gofundme.com/f/help-junip...
Donate to Help Juniper Get Life-Changing Surgery, organized by Sarah Wood
We rescued our cat Juniper in January of 2023, after finding her shivering in the sn… Sarah Wood needs your support for Help Juniper Get Life-Changing Surgery
www.gofundme.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:27 PM
if you feel like doing something sweet today, why not donate to this stranger's kitty gofundme? www.gofundme.com/f/help-junip...
would you like to know why your ecommerce product page conversions are, as they say in the medical field, sucking butt? this single-page audit could give you some answers: punchlinecopy.com/jab
February 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
would you like to know why your ecommerce product page conversions are, as they say in the medical field, sucking butt? this single-page audit could give you some answers: punchlinecopy.com/jab
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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You cannot buy the revolution. You cannot make the revolution. You can only be the revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere.
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
You cannot buy the revolution. You cannot make the revolution. You can only be the revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere.
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5 emails, 5 dollars, 5 days of fun in your inbox >>> https://punchlinecopy.com/funnier-in-5/
Funnier in 5 [PAID EMAIL SERIES] - Punchline Copy
Funnier in 5 5 emails. 5 days. 5 ideas to make you funnier. All for $5. THAT’S A DAMN GOOD DEAL “Lianna is good. Really good. We were redoing a sales page that was pretty old and really needed an overhaul, and purchased Lianna’s ‘Uppercut’ where she rewrites the page for you. It is SO ... Read more...
punchlinecopy.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
5 emails, 5 dollars, 5 days of fun in your inbox >>> https://punchlinecopy.com/funnier-in-5/
one great way to learn to write funny copy? read funny copy. here, i collected over 500 of my favorite examples: punchlinecopy.com/comedypedia
January 28, 2026 at 8:17 PM
one great way to learn to write funny copy? read funny copy. here, i collected over 500 of my favorite examples: punchlinecopy.com/comedypedia
i put my brain in a box! not literally (this is not the end of the movie se7en) but metaphorically. it can be yours! punchlinecopy.com/deck
The Punchup Deck
Checkout page for The Punchup Deck.
punchlinecopy.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:35 PM
i put my brain in a box! not literally (this is not the end of the movie se7en) but metaphorically. it can be yours! punchlinecopy.com/deck
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ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
the fact that i have opted out of gemini but still have to KEEP CLOSING this stupid button in my slides actually makes me want to leave google products
January 23, 2026 at 3:28 PM
the fact that i have opted out of gemini but still have to KEEP CLOSING this stupid button in my slides actually makes me want to leave google products
ever wished you could peek into my swipe file? now you can. sort and filter 550+ funny copy examples at punchlinecopy.com/comedypedia
January 21, 2026 at 8:42 PM
ever wished you could peek into my swipe file? now you can. sort and filter 550+ funny copy examples at punchlinecopy.com/comedypedia
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friends, i have re-opened the recording desk for CANNED: conversations about getting fired. if you've been dyin to tell that story about that time you got axed, i want to talk with you. FAQ here, and please get in touch.
(also, please share with your people. thank you.)
(also, please share with your people. thank you.)
FAQ | Home
Got questions about talking to CANNED? Here are the most common. Get in touch if yours isn't answered here.
cannedpodcast.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:06 AM
friends, i have re-opened the recording desk for CANNED: conversations about getting fired. if you've been dyin to tell that story about that time you got axed, i want to talk with you. FAQ here, and please get in touch.
(also, please share with your people. thank you.)
(also, please share with your people. thank you.)
soooooo i'm doing a free webinar (ugh) in 10 days all about giving better, funnier, more fun talks! this will have literally no business impact for me but for some reason, i want to do it.
sign up here: us02web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...
sign up here: us02web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...
Welcome! You are invited to join a meeting: Stage Presence in a Can. After registering, you will receive a confirmation email about joining the meeting.
Welcome! You are invited to join a meeting: Stage Presence in a Can. After registering, you will receive a confirmation email about joining the meeting.
us02web.zoom.us
January 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
soooooo i'm doing a free webinar (ugh) in 10 days all about giving better, funnier, more fun talks! this will have literally no business impact for me but for some reason, i want to do it.
sign up here: us02web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...
sign up here: us02web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...
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If you go to the realfood.gov website and scroll to the bottom and scroll through the food icons real fast this happens
January 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
If you go to the realfood.gov website and scroll to the bottom and scroll through the food icons real fast this happens
truly incredible stuff from texas, a state with 31 million people and more than 3 million registered businesses
January 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
truly incredible stuff from texas, a state with 31 million people and more than 3 million registered businesses
and of course, if this 19-year-old woman with “more conservative views on abortion and immigration” were to get pregnant, she would keep the baby, right?
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
and of course, if this 19-year-old woman with “more conservative views on abortion and immigration” were to get pregnant, she would keep the baby, right?
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in the blur of travel and holidays, i forgot to bump the latest episode of CANNED in which @punchlinecopy.com learns the big lessons from her first "real" job.
S1 E14: Writer | Home
Pace yourselves, kids.
cannedpodcast.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
in the blur of travel and holidays, i forgot to bump the latest episode of CANNED in which @punchlinecopy.com learns the big lessons from her first "real" job.
all i want is a handyman who does not call me every 5 minutes... but who DOES call me before unilaterally deciding to make my deck look like the elevator scene in the shining
December 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
all i want is a handyman who does not call me every 5 minutes... but who DOES call me before unilaterally deciding to make my deck look like the elevator scene in the shining
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A phrase about daydreaming that I learnt in Mexico is pensando en la inmortalidad del cangrejo. It means “thinking about the immortality of the crab.”
* read on for more international phrases for being in a reverie (a thread)…
* read on for more international phrases for being in a reverie (a thread)…
December 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
A phrase about daydreaming that I learnt in Mexico is pensando en la inmortalidad del cangrejo. It means “thinking about the immortality of the crab.”
* read on for more international phrases for being in a reverie (a thread)…
* read on for more international phrases for being in a reverie (a thread)…
ghoul on the inside, ghoul on the outside
Once had a conversation with a photographer who explained that a portrait wasn't supposed to offer dermatological documentation. He would gently blur photos (keeping the eyes and mouth crisp) to present people in the best light.
Just thinking of that as I look at this photo of Leavitt in VF.
Just thinking of that as I look at this photo of Leavitt in VF.
December 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
ghoul on the inside, ghoul on the outside
being 36 is so fucking weird because everyone is either getting married or their pets are dying or both. i have emotional whiplash
December 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
being 36 is so fucking weird because everyone is either getting married or their pets are dying or both. i have emotional whiplash
have you ever spent 40 min editing a video and then casually hit X instead of ✅ and lost all your edits? because
a close up of a white kitten with its mouth open and looking at the camera .
Alt: im going to fucking lose it
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
have you ever spent 40 min editing a video and then casually hit X instead of ✅ and lost all your edits? because
things i'm learning from today's buy my day client (no relation to the link below): construction technology is CRAZY advanced. i had no idea. www.rib-software.com/en/blogs/con...
Discover the 10 Construction Technology Trends for 2025
This RIB blog explores the top 10 construction technology trends that will shape the industry in 2025 and beyond. Learn more here!
www.rib-software.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
things i'm learning from today's buy my day client (no relation to the link below): construction technology is CRAZY advanced. i had no idea. www.rib-software.com/en/blogs/con...