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Prostate Puncher
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Screaming skull travelling through space - Scot living in Japan
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If you think you can hang with my Team Rocket deck, add me on Pokemon Pocket.

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Entered the lottery to land this beauty. Throwing up my hands to summon the energy to win it.
January 28, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Speaking of jobbies, my cat has a tendency to find something and wipe its arse on it after having a shite. Need to direct that behaviour somehow because its left big shite stains on the couch and bed covers so far. Maybe I can train it to use shit tickets, like a human.
January 28, 2026 at 8:51 AM
am daein a jobby
January 28, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Time to get into straight razor shaving. Never done it before. Looking forward to somehow gutting myself.
January 28, 2026 at 8:24 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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i don't! believe in phrenology, i am simply examining the shape of your skull right now as we speak to each other and imagining how it might correlate to your intelligence
In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
January 28, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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The GBC version of Alone in the Dark is such an interesting port. It still looks good, isn't cumbersome to play, and I think having an RPG-like battle screen to shoot monsters was a creative trade off from the DC/PS1 versions. I don't even care if it starts to suck.

Screenshots from DDNet 🧡
January 27, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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sega making an epstein files joke on modern day twitter right before they release a yakuza remake that prominently features a real life predator in it
January 27, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Mental how they're doing an Agito movie, and how soon its coming out as well.
January 27, 2026 at 9:42 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Practicing "scheming vizier" mode with the little one.
January 27, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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the wardens won't see your posts mocking them but your friends who are wresting control of the shieldbreaker right now will
January 26, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Turns out all those years of grumbling about purple haired SJWs was indicative of an erotic fixation
January 25, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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Tim Doyle a famous Marvel artist is making some of the most Metal Anti-ICE art right now! Ghost Rider, Wolverine and the Punisher taking ICE out!
January 25, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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don't ask them to help you. there's no real reward to helping n00bs — it's like asking for charity. nerds are motivated by status, so you have to challenge them. this allows them to reinforce their position on the nerd community hierarchy, which makes them feel good.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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Kamen Rider Blade (2004)
Episode 31
January 26, 2026 at 3:35 AM
For FUCKS SAKE AAAAAAAAH, my fucking BG3 save is crashing no matter how far I go back in my rotation. I can load up previous playthroughs without issue but I think this one might have to be abandoned, and I just hit Act 3. Infuriating. Tried disabling mods, still happens. God damnit.
January 25, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Love to see Aonishiki rule at the sumo. He must get racists so mad and I adore that. Ukrainian guy who is currently dominating the tournaments.
January 25, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Producer of the Yakuza series is doing a signing event near mine. Should ask him about rubber bushes and rubber concrete.
January 25, 2026 at 9:48 AM
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Reposting this for no particular reason
November 8, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Atemporal achieved. 0.1% of players who have gotten at least one Destiny 2 title have this. A proper endgame gamer title.
January 24, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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Lying
January 23, 2026 at 8:50 PM