Jbonesy
@profjbones.bsky.social
Spooky $h!t.
Self Deprecating Humor Drier Than a Camel's Ass.
Occasional Gentleman.
Self Deprecating Humor Drier Than a Camel's Ass.
Occasional Gentleman.
Another day of this country making me want to vomit.
Im glad my kids aren't plugged in enough to ask why our government isnt protecting us and people have to walk around scared every day.
Im glad my kids aren't plugged in enough to ask why our government isnt protecting us and people have to walk around scared every day.
January 24, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Another day of this country making me want to vomit.
Im glad my kids aren't plugged in enough to ask why our government isnt protecting us and people have to walk around scared every day.
Im glad my kids aren't plugged in enough to ask why our government isnt protecting us and people have to walk around scared every day.
Quote post with a picture of you being a dork
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(Ps, this pic is.. oh my lord.. almost 20 years old)
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(Ps, this pic is.. oh my lord.. almost 20 years old)
January 24, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Quote post with a picture of you being a dork
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(Ps, this pic is.. oh my lord.. almost 20 years old)
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(Ps, this pic is.. oh my lord.. almost 20 years old)
So. Imma rant a moment.
The theory is I have covid related organ damage and though ive lost weight and make better choices, i need to start injections to keep my blood sugar down.
I hate the idea of the rest of my life being dictated by a virus.
Its defeating and gross.
Manageable, but still.
The theory is I have covid related organ damage and though ive lost weight and make better choices, i need to start injections to keep my blood sugar down.
I hate the idea of the rest of my life being dictated by a virus.
Its defeating and gross.
Manageable, but still.
an older man with a mustache is sitting in a living room and says `` diabetes intensifies '' .
ALT: an older man with a mustache is sitting in a living room and says `` diabetes intensifies '' .
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January 23, 2026 at 2:29 PM
So. Imma rant a moment.
The theory is I have covid related organ damage and though ive lost weight and make better choices, i need to start injections to keep my blood sugar down.
I hate the idea of the rest of my life being dictated by a virus.
Its defeating and gross.
Manageable, but still.
The theory is I have covid related organ damage and though ive lost weight and make better choices, i need to start injections to keep my blood sugar down.
I hate the idea of the rest of my life being dictated by a virus.
Its defeating and gross.
Manageable, but still.
My pancreas is a dirty rotten fucker
January 22, 2026 at 8:33 PM
My pancreas is a dirty rotten fucker
So... ive got winter blues, my annual almost birthday blues, work has been a real shithole, and its been brought to my attention that ive a miserable Fuck.
And I should probably talk to someone about it but I doubt my insurance covers that sort of thing.
Decisions decisions.
And I should probably talk to someone about it but I doubt my insurance covers that sort of thing.
Decisions decisions.
January 22, 2026 at 3:17 AM
So... ive got winter blues, my annual almost birthday blues, work has been a real shithole, and its been brought to my attention that ive a miserable Fuck.
And I should probably talk to someone about it but I doubt my insurance covers that sort of thing.
Decisions decisions.
And I should probably talk to someone about it but I doubt my insurance covers that sort of thing.
Decisions decisions.
Hey-loe you seccsy peeples
January 22, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Hey-loe you seccsy peeples
We gonna get snow boned!
A large storm system is expected to hit this weekend, with snow and ice from Texas to the Carolinas and up the Eastern seaboard. The winter system could bring more than a foot of snow. n.pr/4bckcKu
A massive winter storm will hit large parts of the U.S. through the weekend
A large storm system is expected to hit this weekend, with snow and ice from Texas to the Carolinas and up the Eastern seaboard. The winter system could bring more than a foot of snow.
n.pr
January 22, 2026 at 12:45 AM
We gonna get snow boned!
Million dollar idea i can't believe hasnt been done before: #HotWheels #Transformers
January 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Million dollar idea i can't believe hasnt been done before: #HotWheels #Transformers
Sorry, too busy thinking thinking up Five Guys burgers innuendos.
January 17, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Sorry, too busy thinking thinking up Five Guys burgers innuendos.
There's a Sonic near the new office im working at and ive got a tater tot problem
a close up of a bowl of fried potatoes
ALT: a close up of a bowl of fried potatoes
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January 15, 2026 at 1:20 AM
There's a Sonic near the new office im working at and ive got a tater tot problem
Yours truly fell on ice and flat out Broke His Ass today.
It hurts to walk or sit but it is still Fine as Hell.
Thank you, thats the entire message.
You're welcome.
It hurts to walk or sit but it is still Fine as Hell.
Thank you, thats the entire message.
You're welcome.
January 14, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Yours truly fell on ice and flat out Broke His Ass today.
It hurts to walk or sit but it is still Fine as Hell.
Thank you, thats the entire message.
You're welcome.
It hurts to walk or sit but it is still Fine as Hell.
Thank you, thats the entire message.
You're welcome.
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Hey y’all - today I’m celebrating the 60th anniversary of DRACULA: PRINCE OF DARKNESS here in the US. It was my first Hammer & it’s my favorite Hammer.
Shares and/or subs are greatly appreciated- cheers!
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Shares and/or subs are greatly appreciated- cheers!
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Eternal Night: Dracula: Prince of Darkness at 60
Exploring horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.
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January 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Hey y’all - today I’m celebrating the 60th anniversary of DRACULA: PRINCE OF DARKNESS here in the US. It was my first Hammer & it’s my favorite Hammer.
Shares and/or subs are greatly appreciated- cheers!
from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/eternal-nigh...
Shares and/or subs are greatly appreciated- cheers!
from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/eternal-nigh...
Somebody..
get me....
the GHOSTbusters...
get me....
the GHOSTbusters...
January 13, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Somebody..
get me....
the GHOSTbusters...
get me....
the GHOSTbusters...
Babe, did you spill a cup of grits in your lap or...
Oh no.
Oh no.
January 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Babe, did you spill a cup of grits in your lap or...
Oh no.
Oh no.
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they just don’t make happiness like they used to
January 10, 2026 at 11:58 AM
they just don’t make happiness like they used to
I can't, man.
This entire place is just throwing the injustice of everything in your face at all times and its fucking with my head and wellbeing.
I applaud you all who are on top of this but constantly repeating and quoting the fact that this country is in the shitter isnt changing anything.
This entire place is just throwing the injustice of everything in your face at all times and its fucking with my head and wellbeing.
I applaud you all who are on top of this but constantly repeating and quoting the fact that this country is in the shitter isnt changing anything.
January 8, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I can't, man.
This entire place is just throwing the injustice of everything in your face at all times and its fucking with my head and wellbeing.
I applaud you all who are on top of this but constantly repeating and quoting the fact that this country is in the shitter isnt changing anything.
This entire place is just throwing the injustice of everything in your face at all times and its fucking with my head and wellbeing.
I applaud you all who are on top of this but constantly repeating and quoting the fact that this country is in the shitter isnt changing anything.
Im thinking of writing an article to submit to Fangoria in hopes it seeing it published.
...is...that still a thing? Or am I setting myself up for a hard No?
...is...that still a thing? Or am I setting myself up for a hard No?
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Im thinking of writing an article to submit to Fangoria in hopes it seeing it published.
...is...that still a thing? Or am I setting myself up for a hard No?
...is...that still a thing? Or am I setting myself up for a hard No?
I'm up.
Still sick, down 10 lbs, but I'm up and working.
Gotta count for something.
Still sick, down 10 lbs, but I'm up and working.
Gotta count for something.
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I'm up.
Still sick, down 10 lbs, but I'm up and working.
Gotta count for something.
Still sick, down 10 lbs, but I'm up and working.
Gotta count for something.
Me: Knock knock!
Them: The world's on fire and people suck!
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Them: The world's on fire and people suck!
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January 4, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Me: Knock knock!
Them: The world's on fire and people suck!
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Them: The world's on fire and people suck!
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I’m not paying attention to the news, not one bit.
January 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I’m not paying attention to the news, not one bit.
Still here. Sorry if I scared ya.
Here's to starting 2026 with a viral sinus and throat infection.
Here's to starting 2026 with a viral sinus and throat infection.
When you swing by the urgent care to be safe for a family trip tomorrow and hear everyone ELSE'S diagnoses as they walk out.
kermit the frog is looking at a green object
ALT: kermit the frog is looking at a green object
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January 2, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Still here. Sorry if I scared ya.
Here's to starting 2026 with a viral sinus and throat infection.
Here's to starting 2026 with a viral sinus and throat infection.
When you swing by the urgent care to be safe for a family trip tomorrow and hear everyone ELSE'S diagnoses as they walk out.
kermit the frog is looking at a green object
ALT: kermit the frog is looking at a green object
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December 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
When you swing by the urgent care to be safe for a family trip tomorrow and hear everyone ELSE'S diagnoses as they walk out.
Post a random GIF, and everything will go well in 2026
December 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Post a random GIF, and everything will go well in 2026
The mushroom people have impeccable nipples
December 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The mushroom people have impeccable nipples
Sitting here at work, counting on others to do THEIR job til I can leave.
What a life.
What a life.
a man sitting in front of a computer wearing a hat and gloves
ALT: a man sitting in front of a computer wearing a hat and gloves
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December 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Sitting here at work, counting on others to do THEIR job til I can leave.
What a life.
What a life.