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Spooky $h!t.
Self Deprecating Humor Drier Than a Camel's Ass.
Occasional Gentleman.
Damn, this is out already? Time to renew and fire up the netflix
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I just wanted to share that little bit of writing with you all. As the Nights get longer and longer, may you always get back to the home you need where the light is always on and someone is staying up to meet you at the door. Peace and Love
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Haven't Gone Anywhere. Wasn't Planning On It.
Your seat is still made up by the fire and dinner is still hot in the pot, because we're still here.--
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
One side gets deeper and darker while the other is rushing to the next season, but you look ahead and see our light in the window while leaves fall from the tree into the wind. The light makes you finally crack a smile because it makes you remember that We Are Still Here.
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Yeah it does! My kids get angry with how hard those damn water levels are
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The commercials. I couldn't figure it out first, then said "OH he has to keep his stupid hairline otherwise we won't know its him in the knockoff grinch getup!".

The whole makeup, town, and setup reeks of "Great Value" and im sure Suess would be PISSED
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Alllll part of the plan..
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I mean... I GUESS it doesnt sell more pizza
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Drunk ass groundhog for sure
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
....alive? On purpose?
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
They always do. Hes like a transdimensional roof goblin or something.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
As is proper
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Ah see? I knew there was a reason, haha
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Around 5 if I can help it.
It's Thanksgiving dinner, not lunch. You can do all the other stuff between the parade and meal, why rush all that time after?
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I think its a weird licensing thing. That mask with the bloody eyes is only licensed as Halloween 2
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM