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Jbonesy
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Spooky $h!t.
Self Deprecating Humor Drier Than a Camel's Ass.
Occasional Gentleman.
"Still Here."

--Don't worry. On the nights the moon is shaped like a sickle and the road seems to get a little darker and stranger, we're still here. When the wind whistles through the cornstalks and getting to where you need to be takes a bit longer each night, we're still here.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Ca...castlevania olives?
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
There's a damn mouse in my car AGAIN
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It's EARLY for us and I hate it, but we were right there. Don't tell anyone what we saw.
#spiritchristmas
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Current mood
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Sorry, out of sorts. Haunt season is over and im out of steam, yet autumn still has a strong pulse and it's beauty is unmatched. Remember, its still harvest time and there are moments to sip warm cider by lakes, painted by the surrounding trees while stubborn geese still float along it's surface.
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
And happy devils night to all who celebrate
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The veil is thinning and there are voices out there if you are willing to listen. Tried a little At Home Mysticism for the True Believers... Its Mischief Night and almost Halloween, you know...
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Pumpkins out the wazoo. Weve got slugs sleeping in some, fresh cuts, sly guys and Pottsville Pumpkins.
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
October 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You look skinny.. yeah I know you're trying but you need to eat. C'mere, pull up a chair and you can tell me what's going on while we peruse the local mat of advertising.
September 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
A forest foliage colored friend
September 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Thar be fungus among us!
September 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Watching the 90s Addams Family and suddenly your heart breaks knowing you have a brother out in the world who would never hold a seance if you we're lost.
September 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It's been too busy of an Autumn Equinox here to really celebrate and enjoy. I hope yours was smooth and comfortable, reminding you why this is our favorite time of year.
September 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Even the spiders are helping to decorate for Halloween.
It's Time.

(PS, LOOK at the size of this guy!)
September 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The SOBs DID IT! 90s Halloween Sound LIVES AGAIN!
September 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
September 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Powerful Purple Hued Portion of Palatable Halloween Goodies! And non Purple ones too!
It's Beautiful.
September 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My Literal Soul for the next 2 Months
September 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Scenes from a fleeting summer
September 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hey yo, I make the nice ziti yeah?
August 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
KEEP YA GODDAMN EYES PEELED
August 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Come on over n sit a spell, its still going strong and its a nice night. How ya been?
August 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
IT BEGINS
August 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM