Jbonesy
@profjbones.bsky.social
Spooky $h!t.
Self Deprecating Humor Drier Than a Camel's Ass.
Occasional Gentleman.
Self Deprecating Humor Drier Than a Camel's Ass.
Occasional Gentleman.
"Still Here."
--Don't worry. On the nights the moon is shaped like a sickle and the road seems to get a little darker and stranger, we're still here. When the wind whistles through the cornstalks and getting to where you need to be takes a bit longer each night, we're still here.
--Don't worry. On the nights the moon is shaped like a sickle and the road seems to get a little darker and stranger, we're still here. When the wind whistles through the cornstalks and getting to where you need to be takes a bit longer each night, we're still here.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
"Still Here."
--Don't worry. On the nights the moon is shaped like a sickle and the road seems to get a little darker and stranger, we're still here. When the wind whistles through the cornstalks and getting to where you need to be takes a bit longer each night, we're still here.
--Don't worry. On the nights the moon is shaped like a sickle and the road seems to get a little darker and stranger, we're still here. When the wind whistles through the cornstalks and getting to where you need to be takes a bit longer each night, we're still here.
Of course its not on Jan 6th for...... reasons.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Of course its not on Jan 6th for...... reasons.
It's happened.
Im at the age where I need glasses/prescriptions and my insurance wants to FIGHT me over if I need them or not. Meanwhile I still pay them.
Hooray!
USA! USA! USA!
Im at the age where I need glasses/prescriptions and my insurance wants to FIGHT me over if I need them or not. Meanwhile I still pay them.
Hooray!
USA! USA! USA!
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It's happened.
Im at the age where I need glasses/prescriptions and my insurance wants to FIGHT me over if I need them or not. Meanwhile I still pay them.
Hooray!
USA! USA! USA!
Im at the age where I need glasses/prescriptions and my insurance wants to FIGHT me over if I need them or not. Meanwhile I still pay them.
Hooray!
USA! USA! USA!
The goggins grinch thing is stupid.
There, its been said.
There, its been said.
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The goggins grinch thing is stupid.
There, its been said.
There, its been said.
Ca...castlevania olives?
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Ca...castlevania olives?
Let's not pretend lorre didnt like it
Humphrey Bogart and Peter Lorre in The Maltese Falcon
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Let's not pretend lorre didnt like it
There's a damn mouse in my car AGAIN
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
There's a damn mouse in my car AGAIN
My uncle St. Jerome once shot a dracula right in the balls.
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My uncle St. Jerome once shot a dracula right in the balls.
Hey, know that job you don't like but we're kinda demoting you from? Show up for it extra extra early Sunday, k?
Me: ..... youre a bad bad man.
Me: ..... youre a bad bad man.
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Hey, know that job you don't like but we're kinda demoting you from? Show up for it extra extra early Sunday, k?
Me: ..... youre a bad bad man.
Me: ..... youre a bad bad man.
It's EARLY for us and I hate it, but we were right there. Don't tell anyone what we saw.
#spiritchristmas
#spiritchristmas
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It's EARLY for us and I hate it, but we were right there. Don't tell anyone what we saw.
#spiritchristmas
#spiritchristmas
Ever punch a nazi? Or topple a corrupt business?
a group of people are sitting in a car with the words `` be a lot cooler if you did '' written on it .
ALT: a group of people are sitting in a car with the words `` be a lot cooler if you did '' written on it .
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November 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Ever punch a nazi? Or topple a corrupt business?
Sorry, out of sorts. Haunt season is over and im out of steam, yet autumn still has a strong pulse and it's beauty is unmatched. Remember, its still harvest time and there are moments to sip warm cider by lakes, painted by the surrounding trees while stubborn geese still float along it's surface.
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Sorry, out of sorts. Haunt season is over and im out of steam, yet autumn still has a strong pulse and it's beauty is unmatched. Remember, its still harvest time and there are moments to sip warm cider by lakes, painted by the surrounding trees while stubborn geese still float along it's surface.
And happy devils night to all who celebrate
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
And happy devils night to all who celebrate
The veil is thinning and there are voices out there if you are willing to listen. Tried a little At Home Mysticism for the True Believers... Its Mischief Night and almost Halloween, you know...
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The veil is thinning and there are voices out there if you are willing to listen. Tried a little At Home Mysticism for the True Believers... Its Mischief Night and almost Halloween, you know...
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Pumpkins out the wazoo. Weve got slugs sleeping in some, fresh cuts, sly guys and Pottsville Pumpkins.
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Pumpkins out the wazoo. Weve got slugs sleeping in some, fresh cuts, sly guys and Pottsville Pumpkins.
Post something random or you'll have an awful November
October 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful November
AGAIN! full of its supernaturalitties! It flew up the chimney!
That goddang haunted bra is back
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
AGAIN! full of its supernaturalitties! It flew up the chimney!
The mid-spooky-seasonal depression has hit.. again.
It doesnt even get cool enough in October until halfway anymore and people start itching to get over it... NOT TODAY, BABY.
It doesnt even get cool enough in October until halfway anymore and people start itching to get over it... NOT TODAY, BABY.
October 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The mid-spooky-seasonal depression has hit.. again.
It doesnt even get cool enough in October until halfway anymore and people start itching to get over it... NOT TODAY, BABY.
It doesnt even get cool enough in October until halfway anymore and people start itching to get over it... NOT TODAY, BABY.
That goddang haunted bra is back
October 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
That goddang haunted bra is back
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Well this is embarrassing, but necessary. Insurance just doesn't cover enough. gofund.me/8f49a0c27
Donate to Support Needed for Vital Lung and Heart Care, organized by Kiley Fox
After 10 years of starting GoFundMe's for others, I have to swallow my own prid… Kiley Fox needs your support for Support Needed for Vital Lung and Heart Care
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October 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Well this is embarrassing, but necessary. Insurance just doesn't cover enough. gofund.me/8f49a0c27
World's most wooden reporter
Vincent Price's Halloween plans, 1963 youtu.be/DOJ6-kqdbrk?... via @YouTube
Vincent Price's Halloween plans, 1963
YouTube video by CBC
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October 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
World's most wooden reporter