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World's Hottest Fat Dude
@probablyweird.bsky.social
Ex-paramedic. Corporate sellout. Unexpected Master's Holder. Solidarity forever. Militant yinzer. he and also him, often his as well.
need someone to play with my hair and call me handsome

alternatively they could beat me unconscious with a frying pan
November 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
semi-regular reminder that Saint Patrick was a Bretonic Roman charlatan, heretic, and genocidist who hunted the celtic pagan druids to near extinction. Snakes were often used as marks of office for druids as symbols of wisdom and authority. Saint Patrick "drove the snakes from Ireland" by genocide.
October 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
single white male looking for someone who will endure me poorly singing "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" and "London Bridge" at every wedding we go to
October 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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This one is really giving #edgeofeternities vibes, but it's my take on the Bear flag. Keep your eyes out for some spacier color pallette rings in the future though.
#magicthegathering #mtg #magic #alter #Alterist #bear #cardalter #artist #acrylic #paint #solring
July 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
also hi bsky it's been a minute

i paint warhammer now
April 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
this is your regular reminder that as terrifying as your lore universe is

a space marine in any mark of power armor except the Gravis config of Mark X and any terminator plate can run at 40mph for sustained periods of time

master chief would get pulped i hate to say it
April 1, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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50 years old, harvard and university of london, btw
Kendrick Lamar, the first rapper to headline the NFL's biggest stage solo, made his Drake diss "Not Like Us" the centerpiece of his Super Bowl halftime set at the expense of a larger statement, our music critic writes.

Read more: nyti.ms/42NV3Bm
February 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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for no reason in particular i’m thinking about the fact that ~1/3 of california’s firefighters are incarcerated individuals making slave wages. also thinking about the fact that in november california voted against an end to forced labor in prisons.
January 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Having a history of domestic violence and misogyny is a much more reliable predictor for committing an act of terror than having a military background

The military doesn't have a monopoly on hate, which is a lesson we should have learned during GamerGate. But apparently we didn't
January 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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You could stick a thousand divorced men in a divorced man compression machine and still not make a guy as divorced as Elon musk
January 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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We got French toast sticks, Redbull, AND TARKOV DROPS BABYYYYYY!

Drops now have FIR status so be sure to tune in and get some goodies! Lurks & tabs appreciated 🫶🏼🥰

Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest
January 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Early morning reminder that the resist accounts and the networks of Blue anon accounts are not here to help in any meaningful way. They are here to stifle dissent and attack Anyone who is critical of the Democratic Party.
It’s a pacification mechanism, not a resistance to fascism mechanism
December 31, 2024 at 3:07 PM
thinking the people that celebrate the death of one of the most insidious and evil CEOs were all trump supporting women is genuinely insane and funny because of how out of touch it is
December 14, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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due to inflation, you now have to hawk threeah
December 14, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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Breakfast and Watchers for Day 5 before I hit the gym!

Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest
December 11, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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We got some lofi music, Words on Stream, and breakfast. Come chat & start your day with us. 🥰

Subathon day 2 with 46.5 hours on the clock lol

Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest
December 8, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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Dude lmao
December 10, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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😭🫶🏼 I’m so humbled by all the love, kind words, & generosity so many Pocket Amigos have shown. We have our tattoo livestream with Sandy tomorrow evening, baking Thursday, & a Jack Skellington cosplay for Friday the 13th. 🤗 #cosplayer #twitch #streamer
December 10, 2024 at 10:35 PM
HEY EVERYONE IF YOU WANNA WATCH ONE OF MY FAVORITE HUMANS BE HER GOOFY LOVELY CHAOTIC SELF AND ALSO WIN COOL STUFF AND MAYBE MAKE HER SUFFER A LITTLE BIT FOR ENTERTAINMENT

10AM MST, 12 NOON EST, 5PM UTC

TWITCH.TV/DARLINSINCEREST

BE THERE OR YOUR MOM'S A HOE
EEEEEP. Here's the info for the Stream-A-Thon at a glance. I'm so freakin' EXCITEDDDD! See y'all tomorrow (Dec 7th) at 10:00 AM MT on Twitch (Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest) for chaos, art, games, & giveaways!

WHO READY?!
December 7, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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Co-working then trying Rocket League for the first time 🫡😭

Come vibe.

Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest
December 6, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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Finalizing the giveaway items for the Stream-a-thon and I’m so freaking excited to share with you guys!!!

We’ve got some @littlegamercc.bsky.social , @therogueenergy.bsky.social , AND Technisport in addition to some art by me and some of my merch 🤭

SEE YOU SATURDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 7th 10AM MT.
December 4, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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A reminder:

YOU didn’t fail your parents.

Your parents held rigid expectations and never adjusted them even when it was clear they didn’t fit you.

Children grow in all directions. It’s not your fault if your parents weren’t prepared to grow with you.
December 5, 2024 at 2:18 AM
WET WORK IS REAL WORK TOO
December 4, 2024 at 10:17 PM
just need a ride or die babe who can throw it back while arguing about the validity of Kant's categorical imperative (it isn't valid)
December 4, 2024 at 10:12 PM