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probablyweird.bsky.social
World's Hottest Fat Dude
@probablyweird.bsky.social
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Ex-paramedic. Corporate sellout. Unexpected Master's Holder. Solidarity forever. Militant yinzer. he and also him, often his as well.
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also hi bsky it's been a minute

i paint warhammer now
A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad. A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad. A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad. A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad.
April 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Astronauts in EVA suits looking at Earth. One asks "There is no political solution?" The second astronaut, behind the first and pointing a gun at him replies "Never has been."
November 8, 2024 at 12:07 AM
probablyweird.bsky.social
if we can't agree on human rights then...
a photo of a tank crewman pointing a firearm at a camera, it is captioned "there is no political solution"
November 5, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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I need to shave but my barber is a hero
A selfie of me, a white man with blue eyes and a black hoodie that says "A Better Way 2A" on it. I just got a haircut.
October 24, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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enjoy me utterly fucking up a stage at the match i shot this weekend
October 17, 2024 at 11:14 PM
probablyweird.bsky.social
A meme reading "I'm very vulnerable rn if any bad bitches want to take advantage of me"
March 26, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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anyway
a two panel image of a soldier in chemical protective gear. The top panel says "Hey friend listen, I know the world is scary right now but" the bottom panel continues "the future is unknowable and will be determined by how hard we fight now for a loving world"
February 27, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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semi regular reminder that i'm actually hot as fuck for a white dude
a selfie of me, a white dude with brown hair and blue eyes
December 20, 2023 at 8:07 PM
probablyweird.bsky.social
i actually like my face today and think i look fine as fuck ft my "Make Racists Afraid Again" flag
A selfie of me and the partially obscured flag behind me which reads "Make Racists Afraid Again"
December 8, 2023 at 3:15 AM
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new zoom background :)
A flag with a dagger through a skull which says "Make racists afraid again"
December 6, 2023 at 12:50 PM
probablyweird.bsky.social
(for legal reasons, this is a joke)
a glowing eyes meme where a person is wielding an AK-74 as a baseball bat with a prompt stating "The violence has escalated" and an option to press "OK"
November 21, 2023 at 3:13 PM
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Nobody can ever tell me this man wasn't one of the coolest mfs to live
A sepia toned photo of French-Algerian philosopher Albert Camus wearing a trench coat and holding a cigarette in his lips.
November 16, 2023 at 1:55 PM
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I will however remind y'all that I am very hot for a generic white dude
me, a white man with dark blond/light brown hair and blue eyes wearing a white tank top
November 15, 2023 at 9:44 PM
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anyway I looked really hot the other day please enjoy
a selfie of me, a white man with blue eyes and dark blond hair in a white tank top.
November 6, 2023 at 3:05 PM
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Her: "You never buy my ass any flowers" Me: a picture of a glass buttplug with a rose base is shown
October 31, 2023 at 3:35 AM
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today in entirely unsurprising test results
a sex values test indicating that i am feminine-attracted, hypersexual, dominant, kinky, and a hedonist
October 10, 2023 at 12:37 AM
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hedonists unite
My sex values quiz results which identify me as a feminine-attracted hypersexual dom
October 9, 2023 at 6:49 PM
probablyweird.bsky.social
fuck it imma just post it idc i look ridiculously fine
a shirtless selfie of me, a white man with dark blonde hair, full rim square glasses, and blue eyes.
October 6, 2023 at 12:39 AM
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just a reminder that I'm entirely too hot to be alone on this couch rn
A selfie of me, a white man with blue eyes and very dark blond hair wearing a navy blue tshirt
October 5, 2023 at 1:16 AM
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idk this is objectively hilarious to me
a permanent ban notification from twitter for "violent speech" after stating we didn't execute enough nazis after WWII.
September 23, 2023 at 3:07 PM
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I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease: Tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long
September 19, 2023 at 11:24 AM
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just a reminder that i'm hot
it's me, a white man with dark blond/light brown hair and blue eyes in a white tank top with visible chest hair
September 18, 2023 at 6:31 PM
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the best i've got are the freckles on my arm
a picture of a white man's arm which has very faint freckles and a black and grey tattoo of a camera
September 18, 2023 at 12:56 PM
probablyweird.bsky.social
a selfie of me, a white man with blue eyes and dark blond hair wearing a navy blue tshirt
September 12, 2023 at 1:24 PM
probablyweird.bsky.social
this is the best i've got for now
a white man's forearm, it has two tattoos on it, one of partially obscured text and one of a vintage rangefinder camera
September 1, 2023 at 4:20 PM