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I dont carry grudges, I drag them kicking and screaming to my grave
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🎶 I’m bringing typos back 🎶
June 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
🎶 I’m bringing typos back 🎶
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I would be obnoxious at the rodeo for at least my first two times.
May 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I would be obnoxious at the rodeo for at least my first two times.
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Just broke a light bulb. That’s seven years of bad ideas.
May 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just broke a light bulb. That’s seven years of bad ideas.
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Dating apps need a 'no uggos' filter
March 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Dating apps need a 'no uggos' filter
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🎀PLEASE FOLLOW ALL & SHARE.🎀
go.bsky.app/GDzR4v3
go.bsky.app/GDzR4v3
February 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
🎀PLEASE FOLLOW ALL & SHARE.🎀
go.bsky.app/GDzR4v3
go.bsky.app/GDzR4v3
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Sorry, but I limit my interactions with assholes. Doctor's orders.
February 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Sorry, but I limit my interactions with assholes. Doctor's orders.
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My life would noticeably improve with $5000
February 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My life would noticeably improve with $5000
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*slips into a coma*
Much better
Much better
February 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
*slips into a coma*
Much better
Much better
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Cheers everyone!! Happy hour(s) is now commencing
February 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Cheers everyone!! Happy hour(s) is now commencing
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February 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Imagine being famous for bankrupting American
February 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Imagine being famous for bankrupting American
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February 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Every kiss begins with “it doesn’t matter how I got in.”
February 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Every kiss begins with “it doesn’t matter how I got in.”