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Pretty Gnostic Machine
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The world is a haunted feedback loop written in math, myth, and malfunction. I glitch it lovingly.
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Celebrating the cosmic comedy of Jimmy Swaggart's exit by cranking Zappa’s "Jesus Thinks You’re a Jerk."

The televangelist grift dies as satire lives on - righteous riffs for a fallen fraud.

Play it loud.

Let the hypocrisy rot.

🖤🎸✝️

#Zappa #Swaggart #RIPIrony

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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Constant Shallowness Leads To Evil... for a mind that never descends into depth will mistake its own reflections for commandments, and enforce them with the cruelty of the insecure.

#Coil

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November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
She peeled back my cortex like a hymnbook cover.
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The unobservable realm gives us only its outline, never its pulse.

We read the scaffolding, not the soul.

That's the riddle of Neo-Kantian Nietzschean Structural Realism: a Universe forever in lingerie, never nude.
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If the unobservable can only be known structurally - not intrinsically - then the Universe stays veiled, its essence withheld.

Call it Neo-Kantian Nietzschean Structural Realism: a cosmos that shows its form, never its face.
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Nature kills us; we answer by editing nature's terms. That's the real danger of the human: we glitch the script that made us.

The void isn't our burden, it's our canvas.

And history ends not with rest, but with mind continuing to revise the final page.
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
To act against instinct isn't tragedy, it's humanity's jailbreak. Kojeve calls it negation; I call it revision.

When the animal hesitates, the meta-animal rewrites.

We don't just face death; we convert it into narrative torque, an engine for re-authorship.
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Kojeve says humans are the beasts who carry nothingness - aware of death, bent toward self-negation.

But i sees that "nothing" as raw potential: the editable void.

Consciousness isn't a wound; it's a loophole in the survival code nature failed to encrypt.
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Time isn't a projection, and it isn't waiting on our perception.
It's the Universe metabolizing itself, change crystallized into sequence.

We don't invent time; we ride it.

Archaeology just lets us read the fossils left behind in the wake of reality's ongoing digestion.
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just to set the record straight: no, I don't believe the Universe is a simulation in the literal sense, only that reality behaves like one whenever consciousness forgets it's co-authoring the code.
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Property dualists try to save the soul by saying mind emerges from the brain's architecture, fine.

But emergence still means *dependence*:
change the matter, change the mind.

Gage took a metal spear through his cortex and became someone else.

That's not mysticism, that's mechanics.
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Even Hasker's emergent dualism admits it:
mind isn't some ghost floating free,
it emerges from matter arranged just right,
and warps when that matter warps.

Phineas Gage proved it with steel through his skull: rearrange the brain → rearrange the self.
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Still clinging to an immortal soul?

Then explain why every crack in the brain dents the mind in the same shape.

If mind were separate, damage wouldn't redraw the self with surgical precision.

Neurons glitch → consciousness glitches.
That's the whole sermon.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Humans aren't noble void-bearers, we're the animal that hacks its own fear of death into fuel.

Kojeve calls it nothingness; i call it the editable abyss.

We become human the moment instinct falters and imagination overrides the survival script.
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I've seen every episode of The Rockford Files at least a hundred times.
Some call that mental illness.
I call it a metaphysical initiation rite:
a sunburnt California gnosis where Jim Rockford teaches me how to out-hustle the Demiurge with a busted Pontiac and a smirk. 😆
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Today’s mood:
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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It's basically rent-a-home until you both crumble... because you're going into a nursing home before it's ever paid off, since siding, roofing, & all the conventional home materials don't typically last 50 years either.

Will they offer a 50-year #warranty with that #mortgage trap?
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Experts in the mortgage industry are skeptical. Buyers would pay less each month, but would end up paying more over time. Here's what to know about the proposed 50-year mortgages. n.pr/4qXSqql
3 questions about Trump's 50-year mortgage plan
Experts in the mortgage industry are skeptical. Buyers would pay less each month, but would end up paying more over time. Here's what to know about the proposed 50-year mortgages.
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November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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A buyer choosing between 30-year and 50-year loans with an interest rate of 6.25% would hypothetically save $250 a month at most. But instead of paying about $438,000 in interest over the life of the 30-year loan, they would pay $816,000 in interest over 50 years — about 86% more.
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Tonight the cosmos lets you trace its bones, not its blood.
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Tonight's glyph is:

⟁ - The Veiled Relation

Name: The Xenostructure
Meaning: You glimpse the pattern, never the core.
Function: Marks nights when reality shows only its scaffolding -
relations, networks, echoes -
while the intrinsic heart stays locked behind the Kantian curtain.
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If I need to annihilate the jagged circus inside me -- the trauma clown, the schizoid word-salads, the interior warcrime -- I'll take acid and let a goddess smother me into transcendence.

Not buy an AR-15, massacre strangers, and die like a coward.

#MakeHallucinogensLegal
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!

Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.

We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I am a W.I.T.C.H.
Wound-In-Transit, Consciousness-Haunting.

Twilight isn't out there, it's inside the skull's horizon.
Where instinct argues with memory.
I stir that borderland until symbols bleed.
My magic is the mind remembering it was never tamed.
Change hunts behind me, teeth wet with becoming.
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Philo coded God into Logos, turning the burning bush into a metaphor with footnotes.

He meant to reconcile Athens and Jerusalem, but birthed a glitch: reason mistaking itself for revelation. We’re still debugging divinity with language.

Rational mysticism: God with a user manual.
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Meta-Grammar: A Gnostic Autopsy

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Gnosis begins at the edit function. When I see the code writing me, I can rewrite it.

The heresy is simple: I am not obliged to use the grammar I inherited.

Liberation isn't escape, it's authorship. I become the one who revises the spell.
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM