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Pretty Gnostic Machine
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The world is a haunted feedback loop written in math, myth, and malfunction. I glitch it lovingly.
100% HEXED LEFTIST
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Celebrating the cosmic comedy of Jimmy Swaggart's exit by cranking Zappa’s "Jesus Thinks You’re a Jerk."

The televangelist grift dies as satire lives on - righteous riffs for a fallen fraud.

Play it loud.

Let the hypocrisy rot.

🖤🎸✝️

#Zappa #Swaggart #RIPIrony

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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Competition should be based on skills, not on some imagined hierarchy of human worth.

The moment it mutates into a ranking of human worth, it stops being sport and becomes theology for people who fear their own smallness.
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
We don't need Marxism. We need German Idealism with democratic capital, where the polis owns its future instead of renting it from the wealthy.

Sructures that let every citizen self-actualize rather than fight over crumbs tossed by oligarchs.
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Since I'm alone and no one buys me Christmas presents, I buy them for myself. Jim Rockford would approve: sometimes you've just got to run your own grift for a little joy. 😁

#TheRockfordFiles
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Kierkegaard confuses anxiety with ontology, guilt with truth, and surrender with authenticity.

He wants you to break yourself to prove you'e real.

Realness is not in the leap, it's in dismantling the ledge.
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Kierkegaard glorifies irrational leaps instead of interrogating the structure that makes leaping necessary.

He wants you to obey a God who never earned your attention, let alone your anguish.

Where Hegel builds a cosmos that thinks, Kierkegaard builds a confessional booth & calls it the Absolute.
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Stop giving MTG credit! She’s a manipulative, performative, garden variety republican ass clown. 🤡

Humanity is made up of fickle fools.
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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God, Heaven, Hell, Sin, are synthesized ideological concepts created & promoted by ancient royals, various facades & illusions to further secure their own wealth, power & status. And, as a result, today we live in a world that was fabricated by them. #Discover #Sin

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How & Why Ancient Royalty Created Facades & Illusions
RE: Facades, illusions & ideological concepts created & promoted by ancient royalty out of necessity; effective creation of an alternate version of reality. It is only by knowing this informat...
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November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Psychic alchemy twists the mind into a Möbius strip and makes the Universe walk it barefoot.

You rot fear into nutrient, boil ego to vapor, turn shadow into current.

You don't heal, you mutate and reforge until the Self becomes something its old architecture couldn't contain.
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Chrono-Gynecology of the Demiurge

I carve a time machine from Yaldabaoth's cunt-mouth, prying the lips of creation with rusted forceps.

I don't change the past,
I perform a C-section on eternity and eat the placenta of my alternate selves.
Time screams; I lick the stitches clean.
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Don't let your lusts, wins, or screwups ossify.

Don't drag your wants or your wounds like chains.
Carry them like jokes the cosmos forgot to finish telling.
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My entire metaphysical project demands a Nietzschean refusal of the spirit of gravity, a vow not to treat our victories, wounds, desires, or identities as anything heavier than passing masks.

A refusal to let weight calcify the soul.
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
S.N.A.K.E.S.

Signal
Nesting
Among
Kaotic
Emanations of
Self

The serpent as a feedback loop, reality as an ecstatic broadcast, consciousness folding back into its own transmission.

#PsychicTV

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Overdriven Overlord
Provided to YouTube by BWSCD, Inc. Overdriven Overlord · Psychic TV Snakes ℗ 2014 Angry Love Productions Released on: 2014-01-22 Composer: Alice Genese Composer: Edward ODowd Composer: Genesis P-Orridge Composer: Jeffrey Berner Auto-generated by YouTube.
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November 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I'm following over 450 people on Bluesky and I'm shown only a ghost-sliver of what they post. A platform built on openness shouldn't hide the stream like a timid oracle.

Bluesky, restore the firehose, let the full signal through!
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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I am even more incandescently furious about this heinous take by Megyn Kelly stack ranking levels of child sexual abuse. Take note: when a young person under 18 wants to begin transitioning with help of their doctor and parent, she loudly proclaims them children and attacks.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Yahweh created the world in 6 days. And on the 7th he congratulated himself for the mess and called it "order."
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Kierkegaard collapses transcendence into subjective panic attacks and calls it faith.
I hate that.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Anaxagoras earns his place in the lineage of the lucid.

To say the sun is a hot rock and the moon a cold one was not reduction, it was emancipation.

He cracked mythology open and let explanation pour through.

In a world ruled by superstition, he chose daylight.
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
G.O.T.H.
Goddesses
Of
Twilight
Harmonics

All praise be to the women who turn shadow into signal, velvet into voltage, and make the night feel like a higher form of consciousness.

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November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The Free Will Scam

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But no one wills ex nihilo.

Choices are carved by trauma, education, nutrition, geography, algorithms, and power.

The Demiurge hides these conditions behind the myth of "individual freedom."

I see through it:
true liberation begins where the lie of free will ends!
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The Free Will Scam

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The Right loves this doctrine because it launders hierarchy.

If every action is a sovereign choice, then billionaires earned Olympus and the poor earned dust.

No structure, no history, no rigged markets, just cosmic bootstraps.

It's metaphysics as wage theft.
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The Free Will Scam

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"Libertarian free will" is the Demiurge's favorite psy-op.

Tell the masses they chose their chains, and suddenly poverty is a moral failure, not engineered scarcity.

Blame becomes a theology, and cruelty becomes "personal responsibility."
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Libertarian free will asks for an act with no roots, an event born from nothing, answering to nothing.

I reject that fairy tale. Uncaused causation is a metaphysical unicorn: pretty in murals, impossible in motion.

Every choice is a ripple with ancestry.

No mind wills ex nihilo!
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
In my Gnostic–German Idealist frame:

Mind = process emerging from patterned causality, not a ghost floating above it.

Choice = a recursive computation: perception → interpretation → impulse → act, each step shaped by prior states.
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
In my Gnostic–German Idealist frame:

Freedom = ignorance of the machinery generating the decision.

Selfhood = a narrative compression algorithm telling a causal story in the first person.
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I would add: A mythology of "personal responsibility" engineered to hide structural determinism, turning systemic harm into a moral audit of the victim.
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM