Porty
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Video Head & BSky Hater
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The year is 2035. There are three game studios left. Each one produces a game every 10 years, killing 250+ developers in the process. They all accidentally make the same game because they used genAI in preproduction. They sell 500 million units each, missing quarterly targets. Everyone is laid off.
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The year is 2035. There are three game studios left. Each one produces a game every 10 years, killing 250+ developers in the process. They all accidentally make the same game because they used genAI in preproduction. They sell 500 million units each, missing quarterly targets. Everyone is laid off.
forgor to share the full thing
December 17, 2025 at 8:26 AM
forgor to share the full thing
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[soulcalibur announcer]: a lone man gestures his hands while saying the numbers six and seven. a moment of lucidity comes to him as he declares: "im such a fat fucking chud". his lament echoes through the silent waves of history, his unavoidable destiny becoming clear to him
December 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
[soulcalibur announcer]: a lone man gestures his hands while saying the numbers six and seven. a moment of lucidity comes to him as he declares: "im such a fat fucking chud". his lament echoes through the silent waves of history, his unavoidable destiny becoming clear to him
realistically e33 is prob a fantastic video game that I'll surely enjoy when I eventually play it but like there's no way it deserved ALL those awards, best art direction are we fr geoff?
December 12, 2025 at 9:27 AM
realistically e33 is prob a fantastic video game that I'll surely enjoy when I eventually play it but like there's no way it deserved ALL those awards, best art direction are we fr geoff?
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i love that the one award Clair Obscur couldn't sweep was "most insane fans contest" against a gacha game
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i love that the one award Clair Obscur couldn't sweep was "most insane fans contest" against a gacha game
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clair obscure? its the most well known game in the world apparently!
December 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
clair obscure? its the most well known game in the world apparently!
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thing about graphical realism is that a lot of the games that cynically chase after it don't care enough about the visual language of film they are trying to copy to make the realism actually interesting let alone work in games. something as basic as colour palette and scene framing is a good one
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
thing about graphical realism is that a lot of the games that cynically chase after it don't care enough about the visual language of film they are trying to copy to make the realism actually interesting let alone work in games. something as basic as colour palette and scene framing is a good one
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More Zelda movie set leaks from New Zealand
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
More Zelda movie set leaks from New Zealand
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Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
October 8, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
Forgor to share these here
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Forgor to share these here
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i rly like how clear michiko sakurai's "phases" are. it's lovely tbh
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
i rly like how clear michiko sakurai's "phases" are. it's lovely tbh
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her: i consent
him: i consent
the Soul Calibur announcer:
him: i consent
the Soul Calibur announcer:
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
her: i consent
him: i consent
the Soul Calibur announcer:
him: i consent
the Soul Calibur announcer:
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Masahiro Sakurai: "I added a story mode to the light-hearted kart racing game I made, please check it out when you aren't playing City Trial :)"
The story mode for some fucking reason:
The story mode for some fucking reason:
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Masahiro Sakurai: "I added a story mode to the light-hearted kart racing game I made, please check it out when you aren't playing City Trial :)"
The story mode for some fucking reason:
The story mode for some fucking reason:
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I've been cackling at the sight of this for the past 5 minutes he looks so fucking stupid
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I've been cackling at the sight of this for the past 5 minutes he looks so fucking stupid
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Thank goodness we now have the option to report posts as misleading on the website where no one understands jokes
v1.110 is live!
We’ve expanded post-reporting options from 5 → 39. This gives you more precise ways to flag issues and strengthens the signals our safety systems rely on. Clearer reports mean better moderation and higher-quality conversations across Bluesky. Learn more: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
We’ve expanded post-reporting options from 5 → 39. This gives you more precise ways to flag issues and strengthens the signals our safety systems rely on. Clearer reports mean better moderation and higher-quality conversations across Bluesky. Learn more: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Thank goodness we now have the option to report posts as misleading on the website where no one understands jokes
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
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