Brian Prisco
@portableprisco.bsky.social
I am a spinner of yarns. Both metaphorically as a writer and literally as a crocheter.
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Typing on the Department of Homeland Security tab on here brings up a screen that looks like this.
That’s doesn’t seem suspicious at all. AT ALL.
That’s doesn’t seem suspicious at all. AT ALL.
January 26, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Typing on the Department of Homeland Security tab on here brings up a screen that looks like this.
That’s doesn’t seem suspicious at all. AT ALL.
That’s doesn’t seem suspicious at all. AT ALL.
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I will fucking repeat it again.
Before you impeach anyone.
You need to pass a law that presidential pardons can be overturned by a 2/3s majority like a veto.
Then you need to clean house.
Because that fuckstick already has pardons lined up for all of them.
Before you impeach anyone.
You need to pass a law that presidential pardons can be overturned by a 2/3s majority like a veto.
Then you need to clean house.
Because that fuckstick already has pardons lined up for all of them.
January 25, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I will fucking repeat it again.
Before you impeach anyone.
You need to pass a law that presidential pardons can be overturned by a 2/3s majority like a veto.
Then you need to clean house.
Because that fuckstick already has pardons lined up for all of them.
Before you impeach anyone.
You need to pass a law that presidential pardons can be overturned by a 2/3s majority like a veto.
Then you need to clean house.
Because that fuckstick already has pardons lined up for all of them.
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How soft this is. How weak. No calls for abolishment, no plan, no nothing but a slogan, and a weak slogan at that. It’s gormless, spineless, unready for not just this moment but unready for the last ten years.
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
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January 24, 2026 at 7:22 PM
How soft this is. How weak. No calls for abolishment, no plan, no nothing but a slogan, and a weak slogan at that. It’s gormless, spineless, unready for not just this moment but unready for the last ten years.
Where is the fucking line?
The citizens are screaming someone stop this. Do something!
The politicians are screaming someone stop this. Do something!
It’s awesome that we’re all planning on this massive reckoning in a year or so.
But at this rate we’ll all be fucking dead.
The citizens are screaming someone stop this. Do something!
The politicians are screaming someone stop this. Do something!
It’s awesome that we’re all planning on this massive reckoning in a year or so.
But at this rate we’ll all be fucking dead.
January 24, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Where is the fucking line?
The citizens are screaming someone stop this. Do something!
The politicians are screaming someone stop this. Do something!
It’s awesome that we’re all planning on this massive reckoning in a year or so.
But at this rate we’ll all be fucking dead.
The citizens are screaming someone stop this. Do something!
The politicians are screaming someone stop this. Do something!
It’s awesome that we’re all planning on this massive reckoning in a year or so.
But at this rate we’ll all be fucking dead.
“They’re making a new Masters of the Universe movie!”
Well, okay. Man, that last one was a real shitshow. They can probably do some really great—
“With Jared Leto as Skeletor!”
Welp, back to hell with you, Eternia.
Well, okay. Man, that last one was a real shitshow. They can probably do some really great—
“With Jared Leto as Skeletor!”
Welp, back to hell with you, Eternia.
January 22, 2026 at 9:49 PM
“They’re making a new Masters of the Universe movie!”
Well, okay. Man, that last one was a real shitshow. They can probably do some really great—
“With Jared Leto as Skeletor!”
Welp, back to hell with you, Eternia.
Well, okay. Man, that last one was a real shitshow. They can probably do some really great—
“With Jared Leto as Skeletor!”
Welp, back to hell with you, Eternia.
Big Big Naturals
The Natural With Big Naturals
The Man Who Fell To Earth With Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Big Big Naturals
The Safdie brothers and the Bronstein family are having a hell of good morning, let me tell you.
January 22, 2026 at 2:04 PM
The Safdie brothers and the Bronstein family are having a hell of good morning, let me tell you.
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Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun https://theonion.com/explanation-of-board-game-rules-peppered-with-reassuran-1819579569/
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun https://theonion.com/explanation-of-board-game-rules-peppered-with-reassuran-1819579569/
How the fuck does anyone trust America at all after this? Trump’s a lunatic demented fuck but the Congress and Supreme Court are just permitting this. And who the fuck cares if Dems take back Congress and clean house? Because what happens if this happens again every 2 years? We are fucking cooked.
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 PM
How the fuck does anyone trust America at all after this? Trump’s a lunatic demented fuck but the Congress and Supreme Court are just permitting this. And who the fuck cares if Dems take back Congress and clean house? Because what happens if this happens again every 2 years? We are fucking cooked.
Oh good. It’s the worst possible NFL Playoff bracket.
January 19, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Oh good. It’s the worst possible NFL Playoff bracket.
I self-published my older stuff through Lulu, and I’d rather see if I can find a better alternative. I don’t like the look of the finished product. Is there a better option? Would really love one that allows me to post digital versions on multiple sites as well. #BookSky
January 11, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I self-published my older stuff through Lulu, and I’d rather see if I can find a better alternative. I don’t like the look of the finished product. Is there a better option? Would really love one that allows me to post digital versions on multiple sites as well. #BookSky
I’ve been hesitant to write or publish anything because I felt like my voice is no longer viable. Nobody wants to hear from a straight white guy and I’ll just get torn up and eviscerated.
But if fucking AI is going to shit out books then why the fuck shouldn’t I?
But if fucking AI is going to shit out books then why the fuck shouldn’t I?
January 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I’ve been hesitant to write or publish anything because I felt like my voice is no longer viable. Nobody wants to hear from a straight white guy and I’ll just get torn up and eviscerated.
But if fucking AI is going to shit out books then why the fuck shouldn’t I?
But if fucking AI is going to shit out books then why the fuck shouldn’t I?
Before they impeach any of them, they need to pass a law that presidential pardons should be able to be negated by Congress the same way a veto can be.
Then impeach.
Then prosecute.
Then impeach.
Then prosecute.
January 8, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Before they impeach any of them, they need to pass a law that presidential pardons should be able to be negated by Congress the same way a veto can be.
Then impeach.
Then prosecute.
Then impeach.
Then prosecute.
Okay. The new year begins today.
*stares into the howling abyss*
….shit.
*stares into the howling abyss*
….shit.
January 5, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Okay. The new year begins today.
*stares into the howling abyss*
….shit.
*stares into the howling abyss*
….shit.
I went to go watch the original Knives Out on Netflix, who produced it.
It’s not there.
It’s only available on Amazon Prime.
Nothing but absolute confidence in how they’ll work with the HBO Max catalog.
Fuuuuuuuck.
It’s not there.
It’s only available on Amazon Prime.
Nothing but absolute confidence in how they’ll work with the HBO Max catalog.
Fuuuuuuuck.
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I went to go watch the original Knives Out on Netflix, who produced it.
It’s not there.
It’s only available on Amazon Prime.
Nothing but absolute confidence in how they’ll work with the HBO Max catalog.
Fuuuuuuuck.
It’s not there.
It’s only available on Amazon Prime.
Nothing but absolute confidence in how they’ll work with the HBO Max catalog.
Fuuuuuuuck.
I get that we Americans have a history of rallying together during times of war, especially during terrorist attacks.
But, yeah.
Not when WE are the terrorists.
Fucking impeach the motherfuckers.
But, yeah.
Not when WE are the terrorists.
Fucking impeach the motherfuckers.
January 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I get that we Americans have a history of rallying together during times of war, especially during terrorist attacks.
But, yeah.
Not when WE are the terrorists.
Fucking impeach the motherfuckers.
But, yeah.
Not when WE are the terrorists.
Fucking impeach the motherfuckers.
Decided to watch The Residence on Netflix. Why the fuck was this not a bigger deal? Why the fuck did this get cancelled?
January 3, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Decided to watch The Residence on Netflix. Why the fuck was this not a bigger deal? Why the fuck did this get cancelled?
Doubt that I’m gonna knock out any more reads by tomorrow night, so I’m calling it. I read 131 books this year. That’s 5 books every two weeks. And somehow my kindle is still over 1000 books. Good problems.
December 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Doubt that I’m gonna knock out any more reads by tomorrow night, so I’m calling it. I read 131 books this year. That’s 5 books every two weeks. And somehow my kindle is still over 1000 books. Good problems.
Every year we try to do a Feast of the Seven Fishes and sushi always makes it happen. There were at least seven, definitely double digits.
December 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Every year we try to do a Feast of the Seven Fishes and sushi always makes it happen. There were at least seven, definitely double digits.
Called it.
So what time do we think they are not going to release the Epstein files? Not 5 pm? Not by 8 pm? Not by midnight?
December 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Called it.
So what time do we think they are not going to release the Epstein files? Not 5 pm? Not by 8 pm? Not by midnight?
December 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
So what time do we think they are not going to release the Epstein files? Not 5 pm? Not by 8 pm? Not by midnight?
Congrats to President Kennedy. Hopefully President Trump will be joining you very, very soon.
December 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Congrats to President Kennedy. Hopefully President Trump will be joining you very, very soon.
It’s going to take decades to scrub the filth of this fucking presidency from our nation. And even then, most of the damage can never be undone.
December 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It’s going to take decades to scrub the filth of this fucking presidency from our nation. And even then, most of the damage can never be undone.