Prisquanto
@portableprisco.bsky.social
I am a spinner of yarns. Both metaphorically as a writer and literally as a crocheter.
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got my hands on the first page of the newly released Epstein files. lots to dig into here.
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
got my hands on the first page of the newly released Epstein files. lots to dig into here.
Now You See Me, Now You Don’t had something like six writers involved. I just wish they had been allowed to talk to each other at some point.
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Now You See Me, Now You Don’t had something like six writers involved. I just wish they had been allowed to talk to each other at some point.
Kudos to the one Republican voting against releasing the Epstein files. Way to ride the disaster all the way to the ground, Clay Higgins.
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Kudos to the one Republican voting against releasing the Epstein files. Way to ride the disaster all the way to the ground, Clay Higgins.
Now that they can’t stop the vote but have made it infeasible to release the Epstein files, they now wholeheartedly support releasing the Epstein files, which they also I’m sure heavily redacted and probably outright altered. But we won’t know, because they can’t be released.
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Now that they can’t stop the vote but have made it infeasible to release the Epstein files, they now wholeheartedly support releasing the Epstein files, which they also I’m sure heavily redacted and probably outright altered. But we won’t know, because they can’t be released.
I see the Apple Mac and cheese and it reminds me of our friend’s Mac and cheese cookoffs. @amyamnesia.bsky.social
The first year, people just kind of made Mac and cheese and threw other shit in. One girl baked the noodles into a cheesecake and won.
The next year, we were like, oh it’s on. /1
The first year, people just kind of made Mac and cheese and threw other shit in. One girl baked the noodles into a cheesecake and won.
The next year, we were like, oh it’s on. /1
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I see the Apple Mac and cheese and it reminds me of our friend’s Mac and cheese cookoffs. @amyamnesia.bsky.social
The first year, people just kind of made Mac and cheese and threw other shit in. One girl baked the noodles into a cheesecake and won.
The next year, we were like, oh it’s on. /1
The first year, people just kind of made Mac and cheese and threw other shit in. One girl baked the noodles into a cheesecake and won.
The next year, we were like, oh it’s on. /1
Here me out: AIR BOND.
If he can play basketball, he can be an international super spy.
If he can play basketball, he can be an international super spy.
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Here me out: AIR BOND.
If he can play basketball, he can be an international super spy.
If he can play basketball, he can be an international super spy.
Convincing you to read my novel with the first sentence. Share yours if you want.
Not quite a novel but my short story collection, Twenty-Sided Die.
“Fucking Richlandtown. The asshole of Bucks County.”
Not quite a novel but my short story collection, Twenty-Sided Die.
“Fucking Richlandtown. The asshole of Bucks County.”
Convincing you to read my novel with the first sentence. Share yours if you want.
(This is the opening of WANDERERS.)
(This is the opening of WANDERERS.)
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Convincing you to read my novel with the first sentence. Share yours if you want.
Not quite a novel but my short story collection, Twenty-Sided Die.
“Fucking Richlandtown. The asshole of Bucks County.”
Not quite a novel but my short story collection, Twenty-Sided Die.
“Fucking Richlandtown. The asshole of Bucks County.”
Cool. Now people can fly home for Thanksgiving and say goodbye to their families since by next year they’ll be fucking dead.
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Cool. Now people can fly home for Thanksgiving and say goodbye to their families since by next year they’ll be fucking dead.
The fucking traitorous ACA vote that’s “going to happen” in December better fucking happen before December 15th or none of us are going to know if we will fucking be able to afford insurance before the deadline.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The fucking traitorous ACA vote that’s “going to happen” in December better fucking happen before December 15th or none of us are going to know if we will fucking be able to afford insurance before the deadline.
Sandwich Guy found not guilty of assault! He was however found guilty of apepper.
I am a monster and I will show myself back to hell, thank you for your time.
I am a monster and I will show myself back to hell, thank you for your time.
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Sandwich Guy found not guilty of assault! He was however found guilty of apepper.
I am a monster and I will show myself back to hell, thank you for your time.
I am a monster and I will show myself back to hell, thank you for your time.
It was a fucking bluenami.
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It was a fucking bluenami.
Sandwich Guy threw his hoagie at “point blank range.”
Motherfucker, you ever ate Subway? That shit falls apart if you lift it from table to your mouth.
Should he have fired a spiral from 50 yards?
That shit would have turned into delicatessen fireworks in fifteen seconds.
Motherfucker, you ever ate Subway? That shit falls apart if you lift it from table to your mouth.
Should he have fired a spiral from 50 yards?
That shit would have turned into delicatessen fireworks in fifteen seconds.
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sandwich Guy threw his hoagie at “point blank range.”
Motherfucker, you ever ate Subway? That shit falls apart if you lift it from table to your mouth.
Should he have fired a spiral from 50 yards?
That shit would have turned into delicatessen fireworks in fifteen seconds.
Motherfucker, you ever ate Subway? That shit falls apart if you lift it from table to your mouth.
Should he have fired a spiral from 50 yards?
That shit would have turned into delicatessen fireworks in fifteen seconds.
If you scratch my dog Lovebug juuuuuuust right on her butt, her teeth clack.
November 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If you scratch my dog Lovebug juuuuuuust right on her butt, her teeth clack.
Dictionary.com made “six-seven” their word of the year and to that I say 23-skidoo!
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November 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Dictionary.com made “six-seven” their word of the year and to that I say 23-skidoo!
Since 67 and 69 have been claimed, I’m going to embrace 68. It’s representing me, sucking for infinity.
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Since 67 and 69 have been claimed, I’m going to embrace 68. It’s representing me, sucking for infinity.
Once again JD Vance is trending and it’s not for the reasons I hoped.
October 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Once again JD Vance is trending and it’s not for the reasons I hoped.
Jesus Christ, JD Vance, just fuckin divorce your wife and abandon your children already. Stop trying to make it government policy first.
October 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Jesus Christ, JD Vance, just fuckin divorce your wife and abandon your children already. Stop trying to make it government policy first.
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feast yr eyes on this
October 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
feast yr eyes on this
Any church that doesn’t immediately start a food bank needs to be taxed.
October 27, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Any church that doesn’t immediately start a food bank needs to be taxed.
This is all going to end with them holed up in the bunker under the ballroom threatening to nuke everyone unless they get a flight to Argentina. Isn’t it?
October 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
This is all going to end with them holed up in the bunker under the ballroom threatening to nuke everyone unless they get a flight to Argentina. Isn’t it?
If it weren’t a likely suicidal mission/felony, I’d full on fucking TP the White House, Capitol and Supreme Court. Or mail Trump a box of fucking Depends.
October 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If it weren’t a likely suicidal mission/felony, I’d full on fucking TP the White House, Capitol and Supreme Court. Or mail Trump a box of fucking Depends.
I will repost this every goddamn time I see it.
October 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I will repost this every goddamn time I see it.
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
Sometimes I wonder what the original R-rated cut of Nothing But Trouble looked like.
October 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Sometimes I wonder what the original R-rated cut of Nothing But Trouble looked like.
Made this for a friend for their 50th birthday.
October 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Made this for a friend for their 50th birthday.