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Prisquanto
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I am a spinner of yarns. Both metaphorically as a writer and literally as a crocheter.

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No, he’s pissed because the Congressional democrats who actually served are telling soldiers they should refuse to the unconstitutional order to bomb fishing boats and murder brown people because the orders are illegal.
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
We boiled the noodles this time in coffee and used them in place of the ladyfingers. When presenting to the judges, we brought along photos of us mixing in the powder and using the noodles. We were not chill about defending our honor.

We won a special dessert category. Vindication.

/end
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I should point out that everyone stepped up their game. It became crazy elaborate. Like chopped on a mad scale.

But we were determined. So the next year. We made a tira-Mac-su. A tiramisu with Mac and cheese. We fuckin dyed the mascarpone with orange and mixed the powder in.

/3
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The only rule was you need to use both the pasta and the atomic cheese mix. So we boiled the noodles in apple juice and baked it with julienned apples into a pie. Mixed the powder in with a streusel topping to hide it. Only we hid it too well and folks doubted we used it. But we took second.

/2
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You can’t win with bread pudding.
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The opening of Twenty-Sided Die, my short story collection:

“Fucking Richlandtown. The asshole of Bucks County.”
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Via con dios. May you obtain glory.
November 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It is very good. Sheetz rushed in to Ohio, and they have one called The Holidaze sub. They also have it as a flatbread pizza called Flatzgiving. Delicious. But. .

They just opened Wawas in Cincinnati. It’s about a 3 hr round trip. I give serious consideration to making the drive for the food.
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My hatred of AI comes from being a creative. The tech people are just feeding other people’s work into the machine and then monetizing what comes out. It’s killing the industry. And then they move into acting. If someone can just cheaply push a button, why would they pay me instead?
November 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If the tax credit goes through, I’m paying $1800 more a year. If it doesn’t, current plan goes up $9000/yr, $6000/yr on garbage plan. And that’s for 2 fuckin people.
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Where’s the neck shot? I swear, kids half-ass everything these days.
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM