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I really just want to talk about Dune.

He/him
It’s only a matter of time before I fuck this up.
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Has anyone else ever smugly held in a burp?
This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I remember when Saddiq Bey was on the Pistons and I was in Detroit for Thanksgiving they would play “ey bey bey” every time he got a bucket and I loved that.
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Willie Green spent halftime googling Edible Arrangements Portland Oregon
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
More confusing slow-motion reviews for potential flagrants! More!
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If you’re in line, STAY IN LINE!
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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where do these guys buy their teeth, home depot?
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Blazers are losing more than Clippers are winning…
October 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Woof, I thought I had a rough day at work…
October 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Oh no, guys.

Sexy Chauncey Billups.
bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season
October 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
C’mon guys, he’s not getting any less dead.
September 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy’s to the title

Tom Clancy’s Beowulf
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title

"Tom Clancy's Love in the Time of Cholera"
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title

Tom Clancy's Conclave
August 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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[fly restaurant]

excuse me waiter? there's a guy in my poop!
July 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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It's so funny to me that Andrew Cuomo was leading in the polls until he started running.
June 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
How it started, how it’s going.
June 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I would love to see a video of Cuomo trying to shake hands with black guys on the streets of NY.
On Friday night, we walked the length of Manhattan, from Inwood Hill to Battery Park.

New Yorkers deserve a Mayor they can see, hear, even yell at. The city is in the streets.
June 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Doris Burke is a treasure.
June 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
More people than I expected liked my “Impress Jodie Foster” sign at the march today.
June 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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my theory is that Scott foster gets tired quickly so he just blows the whistle when he needs a breather
June 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Post a banger that’s not in English.

youtu.be/m_SBy_5C4A4?...
June 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Post a banger that’s not in English.

youtu.be/Uv_gOVqpJgw?...
June 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Regardless of the outcome of the ECF Josh Hart should get to play in the finals
May 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Is anyone else distracted by this loudmouth 12-year-old boy who evidently had an audience mic pointed right at him?
May 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Knicks are playing angry and Pacers are playing cocky and it’s working for both of them.
May 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM