Katie
@poisonpizza.bsky.social
King of edible leaves, his majesty, the spinach.
Minneapolis
Minneapolis
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meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
Why do house centipedes love dying in any open container I leave out
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Why do house centipedes love dying in any open container I leave out
Waiting in line for bad suns last night and overhead a teen girl ahead say "cutco?? Isn't that a triangle scheme?" The kids are alright
October 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Waiting in line for bad suns last night and overhead a teen girl ahead say "cutco?? Isn't that a triangle scheme?" The kids are alright
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for life. Transform a man into a fish and you enable him to roam the cool waters of the Atlantic, free from the burdens of the human world
October 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for life. Transform a man into a fish and you enable him to roam the cool waters of the Atlantic, free from the burdens of the human world
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Just had to turn on my ac because I'm too hot on this normal Minnesota October evening
October 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Just had to turn on my ac because I'm too hot on this normal Minnesota October evening
I texted my coworker about 2018 tarte drama and she didn't respond. This is just like Cassandra
September 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I texted my coworker about 2018 tarte drama and she didn't respond. This is just like Cassandra
I can't believe we've had over a decade of Hugh Grant romcoms and somehow men got the idea all straight women are into gigachads
September 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I can't believe we've had over a decade of Hugh Grant romcoms and somehow men got the idea all straight women are into gigachads
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
this exists it is called thinking
I'll never stop appreciating the times when a meeting gets cancelled immediately before it's supposed to start 🤍
September 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'll never stop appreciating the times when a meeting gets cancelled immediately before it's supposed to start 🤍
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"The left are the bloodthirsty ones, and we finally have a reason to kill them all."
September 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"The left are the bloodthirsty ones, and we finally have a reason to kill them all."
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I found where they’re conserving you
March 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I found where they’re conserving you
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I'd like to announce that I'm pivoting to media criticism. Here is my critique of the media. It sucks ass. Having registered this critique I'm now pivoting back to songs about the true nature of prophecy & books where there was maybe a ghost but you're not entirely sure
March 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I'd like to announce that I'm pivoting to media criticism. Here is my critique of the media. It sucks ass. Having registered this critique I'm now pivoting back to songs about the true nature of prophecy & books where there was maybe a ghost but you're not entirely sure
I love lying to myself that I don't cry at movies and then getting proven wrong with every female centric coming of age film
January 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I love lying to myself that I don't cry at movies and then getting proven wrong with every female centric coming of age film
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I am trying Mr. Box.
April 28, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I am trying Mr. Box.
Been collecting medical diagnoses like infinity stones this year. Would not recommend
January 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Been collecting medical diagnoses like infinity stones this year. Would not recommend
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babe wdym you could tell the weed kicked in? is it bc i turned to you in the middle of the football game and said "do you want to hear some facts i know about cheetahs"
December 26, 2024 at 12:08 AM
babe wdym you could tell the weed kicked in? is it bc i turned to you in the middle of the football game and said "do you want to hear some facts i know about cheetahs"
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Can't wait for my photos app to give me my annual video collage of some of the worst days of my life
December 23, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Can't wait for my photos app to give me my annual video collage of some of the worst days of my life
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when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner
December 23, 2024 at 7:11 PM
when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner
Nothing like hitting a blinker on your inhaler
December 20, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Nothing like hitting a blinker on your inhaler