Justin Seagull
@pocketseagull.bsky.social
Video games, fantasy football, karaoke, and rasslin.
As @bencollins.bsky.social so eloquently put it: Republicans are the Uvalde shooter but Democrats are the Uvalde police. We can hate both for different reasons.
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
As @bencollins.bsky.social so eloquently put it: Republicans are the Uvalde shooter but Democrats are the Uvalde police. We can hate both for different reasons.
Excellent pull.
February 4, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Excellent pull.
Put some respect on the name of Pirate King Raymond Law!
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February 3, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Put some respect on the name of Pirate King Raymond Law!
My mom used to say to me “it’s not you I’m worried about, it’s the rest of the world” when I would stay out late.
February 3, 2026 at 2:56 AM
My mom used to say to me “it’s not you I’m worried about, it’s the rest of the world” when I would stay out late.
Are you ‘avin’ a laugh?
February 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Are you ‘avin’ a laugh?
These MFers had Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Public Enemy, and Rage Against the Machine among others when they were in their teens and 20s. What the fuck happened to them?
January 29, 2026 at 9:38 PM
These MFers had Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Public Enemy, and Rage Against the Machine among others when they were in their teens and 20s. What the fuck happened to them?
Hell yeah, brother. Normalize cutting off toxic relationships in your families. Nobody should be unnecessarily exposed to horrible views and horrible people out of some weird sense of family obligations.
January 28, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Hell yeah, brother. Normalize cutting off toxic relationships in your families. Nobody should be unnecessarily exposed to horrible views and horrible people out of some weird sense of family obligations.
Big Rick James energy. youtu.be/bC5LaHUnQMA?...
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January 28, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Big Rick James energy. youtu.be/bC5LaHUnQMA?...
SpyGate would probably be their answer. It’s probably really because they think he’s a prick, but SpyGate could be their cover.
January 27, 2026 at 11:13 PM
SpyGate would probably be their answer. It’s probably really because they think he’s a prick, but SpyGate could be their cover.
The day after the 2024 election I stopped listening to two things: legacy news media and Pod Save. I haven’t missed either.
January 27, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The day after the 2024 election I stopped listening to two things: legacy news media and Pod Save. I haven’t missed either.
But they were okay working for Palantir for everything else?
January 27, 2026 at 1:17 AM
But they were okay working for Palantir for everything else?
Five eigggggggght
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January 27, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Five eigggggggght
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social Without going into specifics or naming names, how far right was the NFL locker room when you played? Feels like nearly every player is MAGA.
January 26, 2026 at 2:59 AM
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social Without going into specifics or naming names, how far right was the NFL locker room when you played? Feels like nearly every player is MAGA.
Got plenty of time to stream now.
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January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Got plenty of time to stream now.
Eat shit, Puka Nacua. Got plenty of time to stream now.
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January 26, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Eat shit, Puka Nacua. Got plenty of time to stream now.
The fuck are the Giants doing on that list?
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 AM
The fuck are the Giants doing on that list?
Haven’t felt good about it in months and nothing they’ve done or said makes me feel any better about it.
January 26, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Haven’t felt good about it in months and nothing they’ve done or said makes me feel any better about it.
@bykevinclark.bsky.social can probably tell you no.
January 26, 2026 at 2:39 AM
@bykevinclark.bsky.social can probably tell you no.
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Taunting penalty to keep a drive alive and then toasted for a touchdown the next play by a guy who streams with Adin Ross. I'd retire
January 26, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Taunting penalty to keep a drive alive and then toasted for a touchdown the next play by a guy who streams with Adin Ross. I'd retire
No it’s awful. Put every team in a dome enough of this shit.
January 25, 2026 at 11:31 PM
No it’s awful. Put every team in a dome enough of this shit.
I’m firmly on team “All NFL Stadiums Should Be Domes” because this is unwatchable football.
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I’m firmly on team “All NFL Stadiums Should Be Domes” because this is unwatchable football.
Oh yay Liz. You finally got the focus group data that says we don’t like our fellow citizens getting executed in the street. Good for you!
January 25, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Oh yay Liz. You finally got the focus group data that says we don’t like our fellow citizens getting executed in the street. Good for you!
The only thing Hillary got wrong was the size of the container.
January 25, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The only thing Hillary got wrong was the size of the container.