One Wheel, No Brain
pmh1wheel.bsky.social
One Wheel, No Brain
@pmh1wheel.bsky.social
Full time software developer, very part time unicycle hockey player, learner Morris dancer. Still @pmh on twitter for now. He/Him/Peter
#FMSPAD 21/11 Rainbow colours: You'd think that a church would observe Advent properly, but the Christmas tree festival at St Martin & Meriadoc's Christmas started yesterday #FMS_Rainbow25
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
#FMSPAD 20/11 Neon and bright: Cosmic Cornish Cow! #FMS_Neon25
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
#FMSPAD 19/11 A colourful pattern: New Geep socks #FMS_Pattern25
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
#FMSPAD 18/11 Something black with texture: Not as much as when I bought it though #FMS_Black25
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
#FMSPAD 17/11 A colour I wear a lot: not quite as much this month, due to the horrible lurgi I've had, but it's gradually dissipating, so getting back to more usual frequency in the last week #FMS_Wear25
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
#FMSPAD 16/11 Calm colours: A lovely soothing shade of "NHS toilet wall." (I went for a Doppler test today to confirm that I'm still allowed to wear the compression stockings that I need to wear) #FMS_Calm25
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
#FMSPAD 15/11 Something with lots of colours: and toilets, apparently #FMS_LotsOfColours25
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
#FMSPAD 14/11 Cool colours: Received a few stinging little hailstones in the face on today's ride #FMS_Cool25
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
#FMSPAD 13/11 Something colourful in the shops: I was just there for disinfectant spray though #FMS_Colourful25
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
#FMSPAD 12/11 Something purple: a patch of brambles #FMS_Purple25
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
#FMSPAD 11/11 White and simple: Another good prompt which could describe Sherlock, but I've gone for some actual fluffy clouds instead #FMS_White25
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
#FMSPAD 10/11 Orange in nature: Continuing an intermittent theme, here's a tree that really knows what season it's supposed to be #FMS_Orange25
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Leftovers in porridge today: carrot ends, orange juice, garlic, Greek yoghurt, birdseed, frozen pumpkin, frozen shortbread which I had thought was heavy cake, frozen raw ginger, used blackcurrant/black tea leaves, cucumber pickling gin, soya milk, blackcurrant jam
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
#FMSPAD 9/11 Something metallic: a small selection from my kitchen #FMS_Metallic25
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
#FMSPAD 8/11 Something pink I spotted: it's #CleanOutYourRefrigeratorDay today, so here's some rhubarb which had been lurking in the freezer for a couple of years. It was #BritishPuddingDay when I made it, so the porridge also contains custard powder, as well as my usual "leftovers" #FMS_Pink25
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Right. Here's my big pitch:

Muppet James Bond

James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye

Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ

The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
December 4, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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You pay fuel duty. Why don’t billionaires?

This week, we launched WeWingAnyCar.com to help you qualify for the same tax breaks that private jets get.

Because tax loopholes shouldn’t just be for billionaires.

They’re for everyone.
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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SUV ads 'must go down the tube'
Call to stop promoting pollution on London’s transport system.
theecologist.org
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Brilliant new ad campaign I just spotted at the Southwark tube station in London.
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
#FMSPAD 7/11 A bright sign: Too riddled with cold germs to stay, but well enough to go in wearing a facemask to buy lots of cheese scones near the beginning of today's perforce shorter than usual bike ride #FMS_Bright25
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
#FMSPAD 6/11 Something green that grows: By way of comparison to the other day, here's one which has not yet recognised autumn #FMS_Green25
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
#FMSPAD 5/11 Something pastel and soft #FMS_Pastel25
November 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
#FMSPAD 4/11 A tone of brown outside: At least there are some plants starting to realise it's autumn #FMS_Brown25
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
#FMSPAD 3/11 A yellow car: Not a popular colour, it seems, but I did see this #FMS_Yellow25
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM