One Wheel, No Brain
@pmh1wheel.bsky.social
Full time software developer, very part time unicycle hockey player, learner Morris dancer. Was @pmh on twitter. He/Him/Peter
#FMSPAD 3/2 Handwritten words: It's the best place to scrawl reminders of issues to raise with the builder, as I don't have to scrabble to find the scrap of paper I would have used otherwise #FMS_Handwritten26
February 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
#FMSPAD 3/2 Handwritten words: It's the best place to scrawl reminders of issues to raise with the builder, as I don't have to scrabble to find the scrap of paper I would have used otherwise #FMS_Handwritten26
#FMSPAD 30/1 A goal I'm working on: Only a couple of days left to catch up on, but I can finally move the February rows up to the right numbers #FMS_Goal25
February 5, 2026 at 10:25 PM
#FMSPAD 30/1 A goal I'm working on: Only a couple of days left to catch up on, but I can finally move the February rows up to the right numbers #FMS_Goal25
#FMSPAD 5/2 My outfit today: For some reason, my cycling gloves don't seem to be getting any less ratty #FMS_Outfit26
February 5, 2026 at 9:53 PM
#FMSPAD 5/2 My outfit today: For some reason, my cycling gloves don't seem to be getting any less ratty #FMS_Outfit26
#FMSPAD 31/1 A fruit: Celebrating #ChocolateFondueDay and #WorldNutellaDay, although this was just Nutella and Greek yoghurt with a tiny bit of dark chocolate melted in, as I hadn't properly prepared #FMS_Fruit26
February 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
#FMSPAD 31/1 A fruit: Celebrating #ChocolateFondueDay and #WorldNutellaDay, although this was just Nutella and Greek yoghurt with a tiny bit of dark chocolate melted in, as I hadn't properly prepared #FMS_Fruit26
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Hang on, we need to bribe them for crap we don't want to see? Does this mean I can charge them £10k to stop me sh1tting on their doorstep?🤔
February 4, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Hang on, we need to bribe them for crap we don't want to see? Does this mean I can charge them £10k to stop me sh1tting on their doorstep?🤔
#FMSPAD 4/2 Someone I love: despite his latest terrible behaviour today on this bed #FMS_SomeoneILove26
February 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
#FMSPAD 4/2 Someone I love: despite his latest terrible behaviour today on this bed #FMS_SomeoneILove26
#FMSPAD 29/1 A moment of joy: Units were delivered later than planned today, so no installation yet, but I'm looking forward to an accompaniment of thuds and bangs through the wall while I work tomorrow. (There is more hiding around the corners, and only half has even arrived yet) #FMS_Joy26
February 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
#FMSPAD 29/1 A moment of joy: Units were delivered later than planned today, so no installation yet, but I'm looking forward to an accompaniment of thuds and bangs through the wall while I work tomorrow. (There is more hiding around the corners, and only half has even arrived yet) #FMS_Joy26
#FMSPAD 2/2 Something pink #FMS_Pink26
February 2, 2026 at 11:06 PM
#FMSPAD 2/2 Something pink #FMS_Pink26
#FMSPAD 27/1 Something tiny: For want of a wale, the kitchen was lost. I had thought that the old dishwasher was sometimes leaking around the door seal, but it turns out it was coming out of the top, which also explained the buckled worktop which was above it #FMS_Tiny26
February 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM
#FMSPAD 27/1 Something tiny: For want of a wale, the kitchen was lost. I had thought that the old dishwasher was sometimes leaking around the door seal, but it turns out it was coming out of the top, which also explained the buckled worktop which was above it #FMS_Tiny26
#FMSPAD 22/1 A snack: Today's little outing made me look forward more keenly to whenever it will be that I have an oven again. Shouldn't be too much longer now #FMS_Snack26
February 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
#FMSPAD 22/1 A snack: Today's little outing made me look forward more keenly to whenever it will be that I have an oven again. Shouldn't be too much longer now #FMS_Snack26
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Here is a better angle of this sign. I originally received this from a friend, but it came from the St. Paul Pioneer Press.
February 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Here is a better angle of this sign. I originally received this from a friend, but it came from the St. Paul Pioneer Press.
#FMSPAD 28/1 The sky today: (actually yesterday) Only slightly threatening; I did have to ride through one massive puddle, but otherwise stayed quite dry #FMS_SkyToday26
February 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
#FMSPAD 28/1 The sky today: (actually yesterday) Only slightly threatening; I did have to ride through one massive puddle, but otherwise stayed quite dry #FMS_SkyToday26
#FMSPAD 25/1 A favourite thing: My shed is currently full of the new downstairs toilet and associated items, so Huw is playing host to Elvis until it's all installed in the house #FMS_FaveThing26
February 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
#FMSPAD 25/1 A favourite thing: My shed is currently full of the new downstairs toilet and associated items, so Huw is playing host to Elvis until it's all installed in the house #FMS_FaveThing26
#FMSPAD 26/1 In the kitchen: Progress! A couple more layers of the floor have been added since this, and what should be the final one is going on tomorrow, so four weeks after the entire contents, plaster and the old floor were ripped out, installation should finally begin on Tuesday #FMS_Kitchen26
February 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
#FMSPAD 26/1 In the kitchen: Progress! A couple more layers of the floor have been added since this, and what should be the final one is going on tomorrow, so four weeks after the entire contents, plaster and the old floor were ripped out, installation should finally begin on Tuesday #FMS_Kitchen26
#FMSPAD 23/1 Looking down: A different angle on the poor little no longer tall tree #FMS_Down26
February 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
#FMSPAD 23/1 Looking down: A different angle on the poor little no longer tall tree #FMS_Down26
#FMSPAD 20/1 My reflection: Pretty sure I've posted something like this before, and it wasn't Worth much then either #FMS_Reflection26
February 1, 2026 at 10:57 PM
#FMSPAD 20/1 My reflection: Pretty sure I've posted something like this before, and it wasn't Worth much then either #FMS_Reflection26
#FMSPAD 24/1 A plant: A much loved huge tree in the village which was sadly brought down by the storm a couple of weeks ago #FMS_Plant26
February 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
#FMSPAD 24/1 A plant: A much loved huge tree in the village which was sadly brought down by the storm a couple of weeks ago #FMS_Plant26
#FMSPAD 19/1 My desk: The prize and trophy for my quiz on Friday. First time after a long renovation of the hall, so all answers before the break could precede "break" and all those after the break could follow it. I ran out of time to compile a picture round of gapped teeth though #FMS_MyDesk26
February 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
#FMSPAD 19/1 My desk: The prize and trophy for my quiz on Friday. First time after a long renovation of the hall, so all answers before the break could precede "break" and all those after the break could follow it. I ran out of time to compile a picture round of gapped teeth though #FMS_MyDesk26
#FMSPAD 18/1 Today's vibe: Relaxing while the builders are away for the weekend #FMS_Vibe26
January 31, 2026 at 9:59 PM
#FMSPAD 18/1 Today's vibe: Relaxing while the builders are away for the weekend #FMS_Vibe26
#FMSPAD 15/1 In my hand: Woo, recycling! #FMS_InMyHand26
January 31, 2026 at 9:40 PM
#FMSPAD 15/1 In my hand: Woo, recycling! #FMS_InMyHand26
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#FMSPAD 14/1 What made me smile: This was obviously taken last month, but still raises a smirk #FMS_MadeMeSmile26
January 31, 2026 at 12:42 AM
#FMSPAD 14/1 What made me smile: This was obviously taken last month, but still raises a smirk #FMS_MadeMeSmile26
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Look, if you had a party scheduled at your house, and the pipes broke and the floor was covered in raw sewage, you’d tell your friends not to come over.
In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.
In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.
January 27, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Look, if you had a party scheduled at your house, and the pipes broke and the floor was covered in raw sewage, you’d tell your friends not to come over.
In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.
In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.
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Also, people who use alt text and DON’T ACTUALLY DESCRIBE WHAT’S IN THE PICTURE get in the fucking bin. You made a joke that requires the picture and then you just reiterate the joke in the alt text without saying what the image shows.
It’s okay to forget sometimes, but just don’t be a cunt
It’s okay to forget sometimes, but just don’t be a cunt
January 26, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Also, people who use alt text and DON’T ACTUALLY DESCRIBE WHAT’S IN THE PICTURE get in the fucking bin. You made a joke that requires the picture and then you just reiterate the joke in the alt text without saying what the image shows.
It’s okay to forget sometimes, but just don’t be a cunt
It’s okay to forget sometimes, but just don’t be a cunt